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>>38788970
Reminder that all men taller than 5'5 are gay faggot poopdick trannies

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>>38788995
you are getting a bap for that post

Giving birth and socially nurturing an infant is a process that psychologically rewires the very structure of a human (in this case female) brain. She will literally be programmed to prioritize the nourishment of her offspring above all else, even above self preservation if necessary.

A single mother is incapable of acting in the interest of anything other than your child. Love? Forget about it, only the children will get that from a single mother. You may be fooled into thinking she loves you, she may even fool herself, but the truth is she is, as her programming directs her to, using you as a source of food and shelter.

>>38789005
If you believed that you would know that her programming also forces her to find a provider for her children. Anyway non of that answer op question.

>>38789053
>If you believed that you would know that her programming also forces her to find a provider for her children.
did you read my post? I explicity addressed this... and that's the whole point!!!!!! you will be nothing more than a provider, you might as well be a dummy with anon's face drawn on it that sits on a pile of cash. Good luck finding happiness in such a relationship.

Just take female hormones anon

>>38788900
I know that feel anon. Have had body (plus some facial) acne for 15 years. Currently KHHV at age 26.

>>38788900
I have been washing my face twice a day with a 2% salicylic acid cleanser which I swear is only making it worse

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>"Yea, I'm about to do it in a second :)"
>Never do it

>>38788838
Oh shit fuck right on it now

>>38788838
>tfw I actually clean my room
>tfw it gets messy the same way the next day

>>38788796
>So i found out recently that this angle really turns me on

ok?

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this would also work, but you can't really see her tits hanging too well, which is what i like the best!

>>38788823
>this would also work, but you can't really see her tits hanging too well, which is what i like the best!

ok

>>38788709
No, it is normal to be attracted to 16 year old girls, especially if they are well developed. don't let normies decide what is natural for adult men.

They obviously like you, whats the problem? although you might end up in some trouble depending on the girls, don't go for any random hoe. Go for the mature ones.

Same. I look like a babby. If I lost some fat and got fit I'd look much older, but I'm lazy and I don't care that much.
At least you're attractive. I look like a fat tall 13 year old.

The moment you start fucking them you become that guy who creeps on teenagers instead of that stoner loser drop out. You immediately become unattractive. Soz but the cake is a lie.

My room, duh

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Hello... It me... Lol...

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>>38788668
A Union Flag and a Holy Bible.

>>38788628
What did it work for specifically anon?

>>38788640
getting a gf
I went outside, sat down on a bench, b'd myself and now I have a gf

>>38788734
You must be good looking. Leave.

Describe how she looks. Does she got a fat ass?

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>>38788596
You were her backup male.

Tyrone has broken up with her and now she wants a replacement for that attention, and she knows you treat her well.

>>38788596
>Is she telling me she wants my white dick in her?

She is literally aiming her pussy at your dick.

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>>38788581
I want to have sex with Yui the retard!

>>38788581
Before someone memes it. No the age of consent is not 13 in Japan.

>>38788581
It's 15 in Sweden, perfect in my opinion. Doesn't really matter though since I'll never experience teen sex and remain a kissless hugless handholdless virgin.

>>38788548

you have beautiful eyes and a pretty smile.

>>38788565
Do this, opee.

she even has a fat girl name

desu, today was pretty uneventful and a regular day.

>>38788500
I finally read again!

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>>38788520
Come on anon, there must be something mildly nice that happened today
>>38788533
Cool! What are you reading?

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I kind of hate myself a lot.

What the fuck is a oneechan

I hope your oneechan dies
I hope her ex rapes her and then kills her

I never want you to be happy rem

>>38788467
can you cum to this video as hard as i did?

also could you make me a webm before you kys thx

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>>38788591
forgot the link as always
: shesfreaky.com/video/young-girls-luv-to-please-119137.html

>>38788467
Am I the only girl who wanted to be a black chick like in OP?

They are so curvy an sexy, I'm a pasty white spic with literally a hank hill ass and pancake tits.

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>>38788452
Over a quarter

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>>38788452
I have to release my inner-Chad to smoke all the weeds in once

>>38788471
fuck 7 grams