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>>38304207
Heroin od hopefully

>>38304207
Bump for interest

Oreganollo

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>>38304464
>>38304207

Dont bump this utter >>>/trash/ tier post you fucking piece of shit
This is why this board is shit is because of stupid beta orbiting chumps like you
SAGE AND REPORT THIS SHIT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
STOOOOOP
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PLease leave
Go anywhere but here
>>>/b/
>>>/s4s/
these are the retard boards, post there

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>get haircut
>ask for it slightly different than usual
>look at it when she's done
>Looks exactly the same

Fuck it, I'm going to a professional, expensive barber next time. Tired of my shitty hair

>shave beard
You fucked up. You trim it. Not shave it. Use a buzzer so it leaves a slightly noticeable stubble.
>get haircut
I hope its not a buzzcut.
>look like a baby
Proper hair and a beard stubble, and you wont.

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>>38304134
>shave beard
>cabal of chins unleashed

Use more power you pathetic baby weakling

>>38304082
You cross-threaded it when you put the lid on, dumbass

stick it up your ass. that won't do anything but at least you stuck it up your ass.

I have yes but that would have given her too much power

>>38304047
Yes. Glad I didn't

>>38304047
Its so fucking stupid to even think about that and thats not coming from a woman hating neet

Are these books in your parents' house? They bought one and put it with your collection.

>>38304032
Post proof.

egpqeg

Don't burn it

Are you sure you didn't receive that issue as a gift or something

>try to stop a billionaire who has armed gaurds
>try to stop 25 y/o neckbeard in his mothers basement

Which would you prefer to personally stop?

With power comes privilege, you go become a billionare and you can diddle as many kiddies as you want over in Bohemian Grove with the other cool dudes.

>poopoo in toilet bowl nobody bat eyelid
>poopoo in street everybody lose mind

>>38303944
>tfw you'll never invent cold fusion
>you'll never be on your deathbed and actually learned things
>you'll never become a famous name like einstein

Why live

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>You'll never make the game winning throw at the home game then go to an after party with all your teammates and the cheerleading squad where everyone gives you free drinks
>You'll never fuck your qt cheerleader girlfriend on prom night after you both win king and queen respectively
>You'll never dap up every other person in the hallway in between classes because everyone knows who you are

>>38303944
he's pretty cute desu

also rugby>"football"

What is your obsession with the 2000s? I miss the late 90s and the early 2000s up until about 2004, which is basically the 3rd half of the 90s.

I miss enjoying animu thats about it.

Yeah. I wish I could go back.

>>38303904
>She was very smart
>didn't know that having electronic devices near a bath is a bad idea

Hmm...

>>38303904
>very smart
>does this
She really wasn't that smart.

>>38303904
>"She was very smart..."
Not smart enough, it seems.

Filipinas do not look like that pic, Opie. Most Filipinas are ugly as sin.

>>38304057
I'll bring back a cutie not a goblin anon. I'll bait her with citizenship and money and she'll love me for saving her from her hellhole and bringing her to civilization

>>38304091
She will want to sit home and do nothing while you bring home the cabbage, anon. That's how it works over there if you're hot. Remember, if she's pretty, she can marry a rich guy back home and come to the USA anytime she wants, only poor girls want to get out. It's great to be rich in the Philippines, it sucks to be poor.

I wish I had weed right now anon

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>finish masturbating
>can't stop crying

>>38303924

*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
Teehee!

That'd be a good caption.

>>38303847
Anime is bourgeoisie propaganda

Are you in japan and speak japanese fluently?

>>38303847
One year
You'll find it
Save up
Then move out
Then live a horribly depressive life
Living on one meal a day
Just so you can get by on min wage
With the internet being your only source of entertainment
It's a life for you
It's a life for me

Thank god I have more self awareness than this poor fuck

How is he even real, who or what is providing him with life advice?

@1:03 why the fuck is the music in the background sims 3 music wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

To be honest I would fuck him senseless. He isn't super fugly and seems nice, like he would cherish the memory forever.

>>38303814
not naturally

though being on a place like r9k kinda makes it impossible to dodge, not even considering futher enviroments outside this one

ha ha who would ever worry about what you don't do ha ha

t. virgin

>>38303814
No, this idea that male virginity is bad is not present in my culture.It's an american thing really.

>>38303804
Which subject?
Orginalio

>>38303804
It sucks that you're a brainlet anon, atleast you'll learn to work hard and succeed instead of being a lazy fuck that railroads his own life

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>>38303834
Technology

I failed thr comptia a+ 901

Its literally lvl 1 stuff

I also have a 4 inch dick im literally retarded and i cant drive at 26 or swim. Also 5ft8

>>38303846
I guess
Im fit but i feel robbed of a decent life