/britfeels/ and hug your sister threads don't belong here.
Who else here /eat like a king/?
>tfw there's a fig tree with overhanging branches bearing fruit in my neighborhood
>always pass by it on my walks
>the unpicked fruits literally just drop onto the sidewalk and people step on them and it creates a bunch of fig-stains on the sidewalk
>tempted to go and pick a couple one night on a /nightwalk/
Should I? Would it be bad etiquette?
she is so cute, i wish i had a qt depressive gf like her
somebody knows why is she in the hospital
Dont bump this utter >>>/trash/ tier post you fucking piece of shit
This is why this board is shit is because of stupid beta orbiting chumps like you
SAGE AND REPORT THIS SHIT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Go anywhere but here
these are the retard boards, post there
>look like a baby
>ask for it slightly different than usual
>look at it when she's done
>Looks exactly the same
Fuck it, I'm going to a professional, expensive barber next time. Tired of my shitty hair
You fucked up. You trim it. Not shave it. Use a buzzer so it leaves a slightly noticeable stubble.
I hope its not a buzzcut.
>look like a baby
Proper hair and a beard stubble, and you wont.
How do I open this? It won't come undone and is twisted on top awkwardly.
Have you ever wanted to take your life over a girl
>take my big collection of Donald Duck (magazine with disney comics and cool stuff) from attic to relive some childhood memories
>read and feel comfy
>then find one issue I don't remember
>look at a cover
>it's from fucking 2013
>I stopped buying it in 2007, when I simply got too old
I checked it and it's a legit issue that was actually published, but it doesn't have right to be there
Collection was in a box taped years ago, under other stuff in attic
I am fucking spooked guys, should I burn it or something?
>people in positions of power rape children = nobody cares
>I do it = I get in trouble
>tfw you'll never be a quarterback in love with a young beautiful cheerleader
>you'll never be 17 and be your schools alpha jock
>you'll never make your parents as proud as he does
>You'll never make the game winning throw at the home game then go to an after party with all your teammates and the cheerleading squad where everyone gives you free drinks
>You'll never fuck your qt cheerleader girlfriend on prom night after you both win king and queen respectively
>You'll never dap up every other person in the hallway in between classes because everyone knows who you are
Do you miss the early and mid 2000s (pre-2007)?
>Her family says Madison was in the bathtub and grabbed her phone that was plugged into a charger in a bathroom outlet.
>"She was very smart, a very good student in school. She just loved life," O'Guinn said.
Im so sick of being lonely guys, why couldn't I have been born chad and get girls hanging off my cock every day? Its not fucking fair. I've heard that girls in the Philippines worship whites even the fat and ugly ones. Are Filipinas my only chance at being chad? I don't care if they would only want me for my money or citizenship. I just want a qt wife to come home to and cuddle.
She will want to sit home and do nothing while you bring home the cabbage, anon. That's how it works over there if you're hot. Remember, if she's pretty, she can marry a rich guy back home and come to the USA anytime she wants, only poor girls want to get out. It's great to be rich in the Philippines, it sucks to be poor.
>Can't stop grinning
>can't stop crying
Why do they make part time jobs so easy to get in anime? I've been applying to 100s of places and still no luck.
You'll find it
Then move out
Then live a horribly depressive life
Living on one meal a day
Just so you can get by on min wage
With the internet being your only source of entertainment
It's a life for you
It's a life for me
Okay, which one of you faggots is this guy?