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I'm going to a bar tonight with some cousins to see some stand up comedy. I haven't bathed in three days but my hair only looks good when it''s a little oily. Otherwise I have dry "farmer" hair (that's what I call it). Should I shower and use hairgel? Maybe I'll meet a w00man
>pic related, it's what my unwashed hair looks like
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You know you can shower without getting your hair wet, right?
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>>38545050
well if you're looking to meet a woman, it's probaly your best bet to shower
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>>38545133
Nice dubs. Also, you're right.
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Tick tock tick tock
What's the sound?
The wagecuck clock!
Mere hours remain, slaves.
Enjoy them.
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Fuck a 9 to 5 and rather wake up dead or in jail
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I will, NEET-o. My realtor and gf and I are going to look at houses that I might buy.
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its Saturday! but it doesnt matter since I am a NEET
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>tfw you have to love under the Drump regime
Uhhh... It feels like living in a Fascist dictatorship- alt-right blackshirts, racism, rampant cronyism, Guantanamo bay. He's a fascist clown. I wish he would just step down and let someone intelligent take over.
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>fascist
I fucking wish.
I hope he gets coup'd by actual fascists.
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>>38545149
Believe me. I live in Trump's US. You do not want to see the kind of fucked up racist dictatorship it has become.
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>>38545026
the blackshirts were antifa chimping out over trump not the alt-right you dumbfuck.
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Have you bots heard about the fetal alchohol syndrome? If you have these features, time to kill your mother.
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>>38544964
>small head
Welp, cant me be
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>>38544964
I have pretty small head. I am pretty sure bigger head= more IQ, but I never had any problems with Intelligence. Always passed with A's and B's without a minute of studying.
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>>38545151
Bigger head does NOT mean higher IQ. There was some kind of experiment already.
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Let's try something else, /r9k/.
This isn't about your oneitis, though if you have one you can post her.
Post an image of a girl, and describe what you like about her. If she's 2D you can describe her character, what she does/did in her series. If she's 3D, try to post someone you know, or at least know about.
Dia Kurosawa:
>hardworking and motivated
>smart, from a respectable family
>blunt bangs, green eyes, stylish
>geek about her interest (aidoru)
>will nag and pester you to achieve more, but will lovingly help you along the way
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>>38544911
>Its another anons obsess over fictional women episode
I always wondered, do you weebs that like 2d girls also like normal women? Or is it a one or the other kind of thing?
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Shiho Nishizumi:
>iron-willed, will settle for nothing but the best
>disciplinarian, accomplished tactician,
>i just really like long black hair and blunt bangs
>can either be submissive or dominant in bed
>curvy milf body
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>it's another anon thinks he's better because he likes 3d episode
2D women are a completely different being from 3D rags.
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>>38544938
>do you weebs that like 2d girls also like normal women?
Never even close to the extend of 2d waifu, no.
And seeing that even that fraction is deemed obsessive by 3Ds, probably better that way for all involved.
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Is there anyone here worse off physically/genetically than me?
>weak chin and jawline
>gyno
>patchy facial hair
>huge head
>crooked teeth
>stubby arms
>small hands
>manlet
>overweight
>big ass and thighs
>low testosterone
>small penis
>balding
>severe anxiety and depression
The worst part is I used to manage it all through brutal work ethic with exercise and diet, but I still felt insecure and now my depression has killed my will to keep up with that.
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>>38544833
You've basically just described me aside from the balding bit but at least you once has the drive to work. The mere thought of an interview terrifies me.
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>no chin or jawline
>balding
>shit facial hair genetics
>seborrhoeic dermatitis
>can't get tanned to hide the red inflammation caused by my skin disease
>skinnyfat
>manlet
>yellow teeth
>girl hands
>penis is only 6 inches
>depressed
>can't enjoy anything at all
>only alive because I don't want my mom to be sad because I killed myself
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>>38544913
Don't kill your self anon, either work really hard to fix it or commit to living a life of self pleasure as best you can. Eat what you want, drink all the time, spend on whatever you want. That's what works best for me.
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I did nothing but smoke weed, smoke cigarettes, play video games, and jerk off yesterday. This is exactly what I'm trying not to do with my life. I've been trying to change myself for years, and every time I feel like I'm making progress I inevitably fuck it all up for no reason. Why can't I be the person who I want to be and break off these bad habits? What the fuck makes it so difficult?
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>>38544797
Sounds like you had a pretty good day.
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>>38544797
i can relate, but i've stopped smoking weed. prob not for long though
i just disregard everything else. since i'm generally so unreliable and a waste of life it usually takes someone else to push me to do something
find something that motivates you. you got friends? invite them over, or go outside, or play a game that distracts you from the other bad habits.
i escape the temptation of masturbating by playing lol
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>>38545048
>i escape the temptation of masturbating by playing lol
what are you gay?
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Who else /virgin/ here? How old are you and do you plan on losing it?
>20 year old burger
>plan on fucking a milf hooker or traveling to Asia
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How the fuck do you stay virgin for so long? How could you not manage to get laid during high school?
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>24
>with someone who loves me
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>21 yo
>plan on finding a girl that truly likes me
>prepared to deal with the fact that she doesn't exist
>>38544849
Go away, normie.
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How do I become a assassin?
Anonymous
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>18
>6'5"
>"athletic" body type
>A*A*A*A* A levels/9A* GCSE
>abusive home
>can't function in normie world since it's too "relaxing", althouugh can easily fake normie social skills
Where do I sign up?
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>>38544717
>How do I become a assassin?
reported
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>>38544723
I meant the military sweetie
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>18
>weeb already wants to kill people
Lets keep memeing this faggots out of existance
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>girls walks by
>she smells good
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>>38544673
>but you don't smell good and you can see her move further away from your smelly ass
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You mean
>girl walks by
>the chemicals on her skin smells good
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>girl walks past
>smile at her
>she scowls
Why bother?
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Genetics can be cruel (they're twins)
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>>38544659
The other isn't overweight, there's nothing genetic about it.
Fucking monkey cunt.
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If she lost some weight and took some care of herself, they would look rather similar.
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The other one is just fat.
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>rich
>kills himself
Wtf is wrong with this generation, literally everyone is a mentally unstable faggot
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>>38544643
all life is suffering
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>money can't buy you happiness :^)
Yeah but it can buy you a place to live and pay all your bills so you don't have to be in a constant state of worry all the time.
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>>38545200
Having a job that isn't complete shit can get you that as well.
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what are the counter arguments to stirnirs philosophy?
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>>38544637
There are none
/thread
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>>38544637
Well, he was a literal cuckold.
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>>38544662
REEEEEE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PROTECT MY NORMIE WORLDVIEW
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>money
>fame
>bitches
>talent
>family
>fans
>white
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>>38544569
>was sexually abused on the reg as a child, among numerous other issues
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It's almost like mental illness makes people act irrationally.
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>>38544586
>had enough money to pay for the services of the most prestigious therapists, psycho-analysists in the world etc
its not like he had his legs blown off in 'nam or anything
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Been seeing a lot of this tattoo on Staceys lately. What do they mean by this?
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>>38544561
It means they're down to get blacked
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Future single mother.
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>>38544577
I can't tell how much of the interracial stuff is /r9k/ meme and how real it is anymore. It seems like 80-90% of white women either date black men or openly crave BBC.