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>>38263626
because I'm too much of a pussy to actually do any of that stuff

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>>38264119
"You'll never get anywhere with that attitude, Champ. All you need to do is show up, speak with a manager, shake his hand, and tell him you want to apply. Tomorrow, I'm driving you to McDonald's to apply; if that doesn't work, we'll look somewhere else. I didn't raise a quitter."

>>38264119

How do you perform the handshake dad?

I've deluded myself into believing systemspace crap to give me hope so yeah go find a religion fuckboi

>>38263568
There's no need to delude yourself. There are a lot of reasons to believe in God.

>>38263568
If your faith is not honest it will not help you

Because Mike Rowe is an awful person who hopefully will die in immense pain.

>>38263541
it saddens me to know people like this exist

>>38263541

Wagies are cucks. I am better than that.

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>Open up a dating app be realistic and start talking to real woman you will feel better.
top quality b8

>>38263553
2 bee quite H I'd rather put up with your average instaTHOT normieslut than give the backhanded passive-aggressive BPD """""femanons""""" on here a chance

>>38263586
every single girl is sociopathic and malignant. this is especially true if you're ugly, since you're not even regarded as human in their eyes. women are wired to feel empathy for people they find attractive and disgust for those who aren't.

>>38263499
Uni/Bar/Hobbies/etc.

>>38263529
>Uni
Not happening
>Bar
Sluts
>Hobbies
Wat

It's quite simple. You don't.

>>38263495
Killing yourself.
Oregele

>>38263495
idk, be gay? youll probably meet some girl in a few years and quit hatin

>>38263495
find a way to get rid if all if there rights since you hate them

>>38263446
I think I need to see some more human looking rule34 of her before I judge

>>38264857
hey im not op but why not in this form less human is more human

>>38263446
She's to much of a Mary Sue

>>38263439
>/pol/
>not /b/

>Thinking that a dick is a gay autimatically means that pol is influencing you.

I Remember seeing this one post saying that the lgbt degenerates will flood 4chan with their gay shit.Fuck off the thread retards and go back to your tumblr shithole

>>38263439
>tfw no qt trap gf to frot with
;-;

>>38263430
fucking normies though

I see you've already gone down the "everyone is a shill but me" rabbit hole.
Have fun with the enlightenment m8.

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>>38263430

You'll reject this when people stop inviting you to places

>>38263358
Jack off to gay porn and feel bad after.

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There is no help for us, anon

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Here's some fap material

That guy is a cool ddude bro

>>38263314
Audi are pretty good cars btw

Who be dat

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>>38263301
maybe he has low self-esteem and doesn't know he could settle for better people.
maybe you're lucky.
who knows.

>>38263415

Could also be a savior complex, given that OP said she had a ton of problems.

u'd better open your butthole, fembot

I unironically wish I had a white twink bf.

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>>38263289
They already have been tamed

>>38263289
Isn't it literally every woman and man now? That's not even bad tbqh

It's natural for teeth to become yellow over time. To make them whiter you need to use whitening products.

>>38263281
How long have you been brushing twice a day?

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Your teeth have a natural yellow tint, brushing won't change the color just like washing a nigger doesn't make it white.

Hey what made you wanna post this on this platform just curious?

>>38263394
For the laffs

I can't make armpit farts.

Any advice?