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>>39375742
its never too late.

my dad did community college and shit in his 40s. 4 years or so later he got his associates degree part time and that alone really helped out a lot.

age is only typically important in a few spaces, the rest they want proven maturity and competence. age doesnt matter

>>39375742
Yep if you are not finished with education by 25, including your masters, good luck getting a job especially in programming

>>39376271
Well shit I wanted to do computer science too. What should I do with my life then if not college?

1 piece for up
1 piece for down
1 to polish

My ass is bleeding but I've never put anything up my bum why

Neatly fold 2 layers and wipe to remove shit chunks. Then alternate baby wipes and normal paper, ending in normal paper to dry asshole.

>>39375647
Hahaha thats cool hahahaha galahad haha

>>39376018
HAHahahaha top galahad ha

>>39375647
This server is filled with normies, avoid and sage.

That makes one of us anon

>>39375595
I sure as hell did. Fuck me

Me either but I've been thinking all day of getting drunk.
It's monday ffs. I have to go to uni in less than eight hours and all I wanna do is get fucking shitfaced. Like, really fucking fucked up. Fuck. But it beats suicidal urges ngl.

>>39375586
>2017

>The average college girl would rather suck off a "boiclit" than a non-Chad average guy's dick

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>>39375586

>2017
>This is considered lesbian cunnilingus

Blue haired women are drawn to the boipussy anon, do you have one actual reason you aren't on HRT?

yes.
I'm not proud of that, but yes, I would.

>>39375576
fuck off back to pol please, there are enough hurr durr i hate niggers threads already.

>>39375699
Why do you care fag? He can post about niggers if he wants to

Have you guys ever had that honey sauce from KFC? It's so fuckin good. Especially when you put it in the fridge

Did you cum 2 times in 5 minutes? Did you delete your browser history? Be sure not to tell your friends about it.

>>39375588
no, i fapped for like 6 hours straight. the graphics are so fucking good, and the character creator is the best i've ever seen. i am scared to fap anymore.

>>39375601
Do hentai artists hate you? Did you have to hide it from your wife?

>>39375488
Idk, is he gay?

tits or gtfo
that is all

>>39375488
*some of the what he liked*

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>>39375480
Hey my birthday was today too anon! I bought muhself an AR15 and put 160 rounds through it. P. Fun. One more year til i can buy a handgun. Ahh life is great anon

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>>39375480
> Be 7
> Really excited for my birthday
> Get sick so the party gets cancelled
> My parents put on a party with just the three of us
> Had a good night because that was the only night my parents ever played video games with me
> tfw can't even remember what I did my last birthday, which really says it all

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When I was 11 or 12 a friend pants me at my backyard birthday party and I screamed that he was a nigger in front of everyone after my peepee was exposed. I must have mentally blocked that one out because I had no recollection of it until someone mentioned it to me 10 years later. My friend was white btw

>>39375451
>a-alright Chad
>nervously get on knees
>fidget with his towel as I get ready
>look up to him for reassurance
>he gives me The Chad Look and I suddenly become sure of myself
>unwrap the towel and let out a gasp as his half erect but already 8" cock is revealed
>a quick realization hits me as I instinctively compare my 4" penis to his member
>the thought makes me blush and I feel blood rushing to my little prick
>keep looking at his magnificent cock for a moment, before noticing a small string of drool hanging from my mouth
>let out a giggle, as if mocking that little part of myself that thought and perhaps still thinks he can fight the urges that can be felt deep within my mind and seem to resonate through my chest, turning my breaths into small gasps
>finally with a sudden determination I reach out and begin to caress his cock with my fingers and lips
>feel him getting harder and harder in my mouth and look up to him for guidance
>as I do, I feel his strong hands on the back of my head, as he smiles at me and calls me a good boy
>the rest of the world seems to melt away as pleasure echoes through my body, and I realize nothing else besides me, Chad, and his cock matters in this beautiful moment
>the rest of the evening is a blur and I only recall a feeling of floating, and endless waves of pleasure originating from my boipussy that I now know was made to accommodate Chad's rock hard cock
>the next morning wake up next to him
>still in a daze from yesterday's events, and half asleep I instinctively dive under the covers and go hunting for the thing I desire the most in the world
>Chad awakens as I'm giving him a sensual blowjob, and I feel him lifting me up to his face, and whispering something in my ear
>hear the faint words "no homo though", and suddenly I know everything will be alright
"He really did turn my life around" I think with a small smile as everything melts away again, until there's only me, Chad, his cock and pleasure. Endless pleasure.

I'm not interested in taking steroids, sorry dumbo.

>>39375451
Thanks bro. I appreciate it man.

>>39375447
Howd you announce the party, interested


Also niiiice

>>39375447
based OP, origagookoo

What if you throw a party and no one comes?

I would really like a serious discussion on this topic *autism face*

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>>39375403
>*autism face*
>reddit spacing
>being near a girl
>having kissed a girl

Where the fuck do you think we are?

stop
bait
kys
fag

Remove the plastic phallus, untie him, give him a glass of water, hand him some clothes, wrap a chloroform-soaked rag around his mouth as he's getting dressed, tie him in a more comfortable position.

wonder how he got out of the freezer

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Honestly, I'd just roll him down the driveway into the street. Let the state deal with that fag, I need my garage for doing drugs and working on bikes.

They're probably busy thinking about something.
Best leave them alone.

I don't really think about women anymore except as an oppressive cloud that corrodes civilizations to dust.

>>39375192
I'm ok with it. I'm not very expressive myself. It would be better if there was a rare smile though. It would feel that much more special.
I'm not ok with it if it's because muh depression or something is why they didn't.

>>39375066
I'm falling for the bait, but the only woman I've crushed on after middle school was like six years older than me and very cool with a great taste in music.

Speak for yourself man, I like cool women.

because a "cool women" fucks a dozen dudes and gets herpes