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That moment when you realize you've become a normie 2017-02-12 02:23:41 Post No.34817077
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That moment when you realize you've become a normie
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2017-02-12 02:23:41
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>google adsense starts displaying advertisements for condoms
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>>34817077
>not using an ad blocker
fucking norman
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>>34817077
>ads
You are not a normie jut mentally handicapped
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>>34818000
>not browsing on a tablet
Who the fuck has the energy to sit upright at a desk all day?
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Anyone still deluded enough have hope for the future? 2017-02-12 02:20:16 Post No.34817044
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Anyone still deluded enough have hope for the future?
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2017-02-12 02:20:16
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>25 year old virgin
>never held down a job
>can't drive
And yet I still expect to end up having a wife and kids and a normal life. Anyone else /delusional/?
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Don't bother worrying about it. You can just kys yourself when the situation becomes too unstable, since all suffering comes from being alive. You literally can't lose.
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You can have a wife and kids, they'll just suck.
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Nope that's why I've used up all my savings
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Stop counting illegal immigrant votes
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I always thought he'd be a manlet.
But he's a big guy.
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white nationalism isn't the answer goy
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>>34817112
>But he's a big guy.
for me ;)
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Am I the only one who thinks a honeymoon in North Korea would be incredibly romantic? As a tourist, of course. What do you think about traveling to North Korea, robots?
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They supposingly have a nice ski resort (that noone goes on). If you could figure out how to go there and not break any rules and avoid the government, it would be quite nice.
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I have been to DPRK. Ask me more if you want.
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>>34817434
Why did you go? Was it just for a few minutes or were you a prisoner?
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Has anyone here ever attempted a reset?
>over 90 day period abstain from sexual activity and bad habits
>when the urge arises you must overrun the habit by doing something else that will be a good replacement.
Been listening to audiobooks on habits and self improvement and was curious if anyone had actually attempted it.
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pls tell me more op
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On my way again, it's the 2nd day.
Last attempt lasts 38 days before I had a lapse and fap three times continously. On last attempt, I'll have wet dream every 2 days, it was so tempting.
I was improving drastically though. Been doing more and completing more tasks I've never thought of doing before. Learned new knowledge from 3 books too.
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Well, I haven't had sex (made love) since 2008, and it was only one time... and I've just kinda been hanging in there..got head twice since, but both times sucked and i felt terrible ..fapping however is an up n down ride. Just wanna find someone good.
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This is it. My life changes now!
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whys that anon? orignaluuuu
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>>34816820
I'm going to stop being pathetic beta and I like to see you stop me!
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>>34816861
Don't think in terms of alpha and beta, it's toxic. Doesn't mean you shouldn't stick up for yourself though.
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Do Chestlets and Cowtits hate each other?
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>her
>chestlet
right has almost perfect boobs as far as im concerned, slightly bigger and theyd be 10/10.
but hey
>i like smaller boobs
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>>34816766
Cowtits just ignore chestlets. Do 6'3+ chads really care what 5'10 manlets think?
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I dunno but those who prefer small tits sure love to tell how they don't like big ones.
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Comfortable Half Life Thread
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Do you consider Half Life 2 to be comfy as well?
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Half Life 2 is the most overrated FPS ever made
Half Life 1 is cool tho
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"So who is this guy Freeman?"
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Is New Balance considered dadcore, robots? Met some guy wearing these shoes and my friends lol'ed, I have this exact pair.
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no it's the alt right shoe
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Your friends an idiot
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>friends
lol nice one anon
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The Asshole Is My Obsession 2017-02-12 01:50:18 Post No.34816711
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The Asshole Is My Obsession
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2017-02-12 01:50:18
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Who /ObsessedWithFemaleAsshole/ here?
From as far back as I can remember, I've always had a fixation on the female anus.
The looks.
The smells.
The sounds.
... All of it.
This obsession has caused me a lot of problems because I'm a classic KHV and have never been able to persuade a woman to get naked with me.
However, now that I am older and have started earning an income, I have finally discovered a way to indulge my particular OBSESSION:
Prostitution.
Yes, that's right.
At least once a week, I will hire a hooker to do nothing but display her asshole to me in all its glory. I don't put my dick in it. I don't like it. I don't even touch it. All I do is stare, and inhale the beautiful smells that come out of it.
I've noticed that there is a lot of variety of women in terms of asshole smells, in particular. Some women smell almost like nothing (they are the worst, and make me feel ripped off), while others smell like a faint mixture of sweat and a slight hint of shit. Those are the ones I really go for.
The thing is, I've run into another problem. I can't really tell by looking at a whore whether her asshole will produce the smells I'm after. I've seen 60 hookers so far, of all races and hair colors and builds and so on, and so far I can't see any superficial traits that predict the quality of asshole.
You might say "just go back to the stinky chicks again once you've found them," but you see variety is the spice of life, and that's just not an option for me.
So what should I do, /r9k/?
I can't give up on ass-sniffing, it's the only thing that gives meaning in my life. On the other hand, how am I supposed to indulge my fetish when I need a fresh new stinky chick every week at this point, and they cost about $250 a go?
One thing's for sure: I can't go back to porn. After seeing the real thing live in the flesh, movies just don't do it for me anymore.
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>>34816711
>You will never have that ass.
Fuck everything.
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>>34816711
Kinda know that feel
I've only seen one asshole in person and it was my gf. Tried sniffing it on several occasions, usually smelled literally nothing at all
Disappointing tbqh. I dumped her eventually
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Anal sex ruined pussy sex for me desu. It's so nice and tight.
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ive heard about this board and its my first time here.. i want to propose a simple solution.. why dont you guys just start browsing /fit/ 1 hr per day in order to get over your r9k autism
pic related, its me, i used to have social anxiety and depression too until i found /fit/
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Jose Thunderwang
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Fuck you and this meme, please try making a worthwhile post.
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You forgot to mention the part when /fit/ made you a gay robots who lusts for scooby thundercocc.
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Let's talk about some real stuff.
Augmented reality comes closer and closer and the technology develops really fast. Also there is this new thing called "virtual partner" (a deeplearning AI for relationships), which is kind of popular in asia (japan mostly).
Imagine,
A "real life anime girl" walks around your house. Only lives with you, true to you, loves you. You feel yourself much better as a person because you're being loved. You get up your ass and find a job to sustain yourself and your AR partner (electricity, internet, etc). You become almost a normie, get to feel how it is to be alive. It stays with you for as long as you want, even if it's until you die. Always loves you, every day.
Isn't this amazing, robot? With how fast things are developing, this could be true in the next 15-20 years. What do you think?
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>>34816641
Imo it would only work if the anime girl is able to learn to a certain degree. Otherwise she would only spout the same lines over and over again.
But yes, it would be a dream come true
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>>34816676
It would be able to learn. This is what deep learning is about.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_learning
Basically it's when the network can expand itself through "learning", creating new branches and such.
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Could she fuck me in the ass with her feminine penis?
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anyone more obsessed about oral than fuckingin anticipation of unoriginal comment faggotry
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when I had a girlfriend I enjoyed going down on her more than fucking her. It turned me on so much to feel her squirm and writhe in pleasure
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Most Chads refuse to do it.
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>>34816619
that's fucking disgusting and I'm straight.
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Who has it harder in finding a partner; ugly men or women?
Bear in mind that ugly men can easily get a hooker. How do ugly women get dick?
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Will fukk any european fembot for kash, hmu.
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>partner
>hooker
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>>34816589
Male hookers? They're much rarer because it' easier for women to get sex.
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>tfw 5'5
>12yo girls are taller than me
KILL MEEEEEEEEE
I WILL DIE A VIRGIN IN THIS NORMIE COUNTRY
I HATE SPAIN
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this board made me so paranoid about my height. And its probably done the same to you. I was so happy when i finally reached 6ft. I felt like a manlet at 5'11 I guess i forgot how lucky i was in the first place.
Good luck to you anon, get off this shitty board and dont think too much about your height. Youll get a gf. Im sure of it.
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>>34816591
>6ft
>tall
Holy shit hahaha, that's manlet-tier.
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>>34816559
Time to become a filthy homo and become a trap.
Though really suicide is really your only option at this point if you can't stand the idea of becoming a wizard.