I just rememberd something that happened a month ago.
>25
>alone at the beach
>everyone in pairs it's the mating season again
>mfw I realise I took drapes instead of a towel to the beach
>drapes are better against the heat but people start watching me
>start sweating
>hurry it up and lay on stomach, covering head bcs embarrassed
>beautiful sunny day
>get hungry
>order kebab and chips while trying to hide my face from everyone
>no one pays attention
>food arrives, go to the delivery man
>he hands me my food and I try to shake his hand as a thanks
>succeeded
>he avoids eye contact
>get back to the beach ready to eat
>mfw
What is wrong with me? how do people learn being normal?
Ok r9k, i just watched revenge of the sith again and now i'm in the mood for some of those sweet, sweet prequel memes.
post pics of your cuckshed
>tfw no saturation diver bf
What is /r9k/ listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsazIACpYM
>>38444667
l;al;kasdfadsfjmm
- best voice actress of all time
- total qt
- known to have a gentle femdom fetish, wants to hold your head in her lap while singing you lullabies
- rich as fuck, having voiced all your favorite characters in all your favorite anime
What are the downsides?? Why haven't you married Kayano san yet?
That's a very rare Mimorin picture desu
>>38444658
>known to have a gentle femdom fetish, wants to hold your head in her lap while singing you lullabies
she seems too petite to be able to pull off gentle femdom
>>38444819
she's only 30 years old she still has time to grow
>tfw unending maelstrom of time
>Depressed because always waiting and can't appreciate the present
I wish i could just stop existing. Dieing isnt enough anymore. I don't only want to be dead,i want to be so much nothing that no one even knew i existed in the first place. Living is so painful,snd dieing is too tiresome. Why can't i just stop being?
>>38444554
death is death, you are arrogant for thinking it's not enough.
you will be forgotten eventually, everything will.
What would be the best amount of calories to eat for quick weight loss each day? I've lost 13 pounds over 3 weeks but want to lose weight quicker. I've been eating around 1000 calories a day
>>38444541
Really easy eat food and make sure you're getting at least up 1300 calories of just good fiber,protein, and some fruit for sugar if you really need something sweet. Bananas are good eat them frozen. You can mash them when they're semi frozen too put a little maple syrup that isn't shit syrup on that some cinnamon and some raspberries and you're good.
>>38444541
It depends on how much you burn. If you have a net loss of 1000 calories a day, it would result in 1 kilogram loss of weight every week. Eating less than 1000 calories (it's really kilo calories, but whatever) is dangerous. Not only will you burn fat, and break down your muscles, but your bones and organs will be broken down as well. Make sure to take extra vitamins and minerals while cutting on food.
Whenever my dad spanked me with his belt as a child, it felt like I got a bruise. Whenever my mom spanked me, it tickled a little bit. It's not like my mom's weak or anything either, she works out like crazy and they both used a belt. Is it because women are just gentler in nature?
>want to take picture with a woman at an anime convention
>she charges $5 for photos
>>38444460
>try asking an asian stacey at an anime convention if I can take a picture of her
>she says no
>later I see her posing for Chad so he can take a photo of her
Women
>>38444460
What? Cosplay thots are the worst kind of people. She probably made bank just that one day.
>>38444460
>Throw a costume together at the last minute for an anime convention
>People still want to take pictures with you
Is there a better feeling?
Another robot gives up on life.
Why did it do this?
https://www.theladders.com/p/24160/drowned-robot-and-human-superiority
>had sex for the first time and it was alright
i did all that shit people say to do like that fingering and licking and positions and shit and she came a few times but i never did
then she sucked me off for a while until i left
have no problem coming on my own desu and the idea of sex is great but I only mildly enjoyed it irl and not sure if it was worth the time spent
>perks of being a wizard i guess?
>>38444258
wow nice blog chad now GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU ARENT WELCOME ANYMORE REEEEEEEEE
General rule of life: Everything normies hype up turns out to be mediocre
>>38444258
>she came a few times but i never did
You probably ruined your dick with porn. Cut that shit out of your life.
>text a girl I used to see
>some bro calls me on her phone and insults me and my weed
>>38444161
The answer is homicide, my friend.
How do i stop jerking off? I just jerk off a lot, and i can't stop for more than a couple of days any tips.
You learn discipline and self control
There is no way to magically fix problems like these, you just have to actually put in effort.
fall into a hole of misery and depression
then you won't want to do anything
>>38444144
Just jerk off once at night.
It helps you sleep.