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Ping Pong the animation

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I fucking love peep show but as much as I can relate to mark he is a bit of a normie.
He can talk to other people reasonably well, has held a job before and had a girlfriend and isn't a virgin.

>>36462289
No, every attempt there's ever been get's filled with retarded pro normalfag shit.
>the MC suddenly gets a gf and his life magically changes for the better
>the MC becomes super popular and loved, the end
>the MC has friends
It's just normies trivializing things attempting to make depression and things of that sort into a fashion.

>>36462279
florida is literally a normie shithole

>>36462279
Don't you have AC, bud?
>>36463528
Yeah, tons of shitty norms.

>>36462279
>tfw no gf
This is more suffer than the actual heat, man

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>>36462235
>be girl
girl (male) doesnt count anon

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>>36462385
does girl (female) count?

>>36462235
>end up bonding with male anons in brotherly way
Mein negro robots don't bond, go back to your bonding board

>tfw they'll never know i'm not one of them
This is an anonymous image board for a reason, people aren't supposed to be able to tell your race or gender

People can only attack your facts (unless you're a moron or larper), that's how it is supposed to work

>>36462197
Well as long as he doesn't have STDs no harm done. The homeless can't be choosers and it's not like cum from someone without any diseases is harmful.

>>36462197
you could just report it to the police anonymously. They'll decide whether it's worth investigating or not; they probably won't if they're busy, although it would depend on the country.

I mean it just seems really gross to me (where do you think we are etc.) so you might feel better if you report it, but don't do anything about it after that unless you feel you want to intervene yourself.

>>36462197
your friend is a piece of shit, if someone confessed this to me I'd spit in his face and break his teeth

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Oh and Mob Rule is free as well:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/600420/

>>36462126
Thanks for the heads up, Anon. I really appreciate it.

>>36462126

Anons, listen here. Don't gets saints row 2 if you're in germany. You've been warned. Rather get it the english version and import it. Or better yet just pirate it.

shes pretty esp in the left pic, too bad she od'd or whatever, sux for him

Why should I care about anything Patton Oswalt has to say?

>>36462109
Too bad he fucking killed her

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King here. I am considering introducing a new character to the threads. I don't really post any more so I'm not sure if I will. It's not worth putting all the pieces together if I have no intention to follow through. I also think if I created a new charter I would enjoy it too much and it would make me come back more often, witch I intend to avoid.

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I think I'm posting as martin today. I haven't completely decided as of yet. I'm just my usual hungover shooting the shit calm version of my real self. maybe when the post come in the ego and trolling and god character will kick in, I'll see who kicks in naturally and play them as they come.

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I also had plans to post a board game to play with anons but I figured no one would play so I didn't create one. I also figured it's too much effort for something I'm no longer motivated for so your threads are just time killers now.

You know what the actual "cool alpha male" you guys are trying to embody would be doing?

Not explicitly going out of his way to change something as shallow like how he walks because people might make fun of him with an internet meme

My first (and only) GF told me I walked funny and taught me how to walk properly. Virgin walk is real.

>>36462148
Cool alpha male wouldn't walk like this ever anyways because he would be confident and happy.
Checkmate pal.

>>36462071
That's the level of faggotry I'm yet to achieve, even though I like McChicken too.

Chicken tendies belong in your hands, not between a bun. REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36462071
>mcchicken sauce

You mean mayonnaise?

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hello everyone, I predict this is going to be an excellent thread with polite and constructive discussion

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not enough government handouts

>>36461833
The chimps will chimp

It doesn't work for cut degenerates like me

>>36461850
I'm cut and coconut oil is great for lube, both on my jew dick and boipucci.

>>36461877
You must be really loosely cut because ccn oil is awful for me

I'm sorry buddy I really hope you get your husky some day. I actually have one myself, got him as a pal for my Malamute when I realized my big boy was lonely. Now they're the best of friends and spend every minute together (not as if they have a choice lol)

where you from huskyanon

Why not just adopt one yourself?

This is the down phase. Wait 3 days and all of a sudden you wont be able to avoid fapping it all catches up

>>36461769

Congratulations on killing your prime biological motivator. The desire to neck yourself will come shortly after. Enjoy!

>>36461779
So tru i have relapsed and now its really hard to start nofap again.

>>36461734
Some people don't feel like they are free, they are simply not mentally capable to handle freedom.

AlI you have to do is be yourseIf!

The fact that I have no dreams, you optimistic, self-help retard

This is where you realize you fucked up too bad and kys

>>36461690
What happened to your gf? You cucked you life up pretty bad boi boi, you should use this year to get your shit together

>>36461690
Meh. At least you burned out quickly it seems. Lucky guy, now get your life together. It's really not as bad as you think it is.