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>>36150598
Cucked Christians want it banned even tho regular normie girls are even bigger whores than prostitutes

Feminist cunts want it bad because men having any sort of sexual pleasure is exploitative and patiarchal

So you got a bipartisan consensus against prostitution.

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>>36150598
>tfw mexican
>tfw prostitution is ilegal
>tfw don't even need it since every girl around is a whore nowadays

Fuck this fucking place and everyone who fucking lives in it. Sex doesn't even feel THAT good (with a whore, of course)

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> tfw I live in a shithole where prostitution is legal

Kinda sucks that I spent so much money on them though. Kind of a missed blessing

Why do no anons discuss this current issue? It currently can't be fixed, but is still something interesting to talk about.

This place got fuckign 'flandersized' if you know what it means. It's when a well rounded sitcom character over time comes to be dominated by one attribute - Homer becomes JUST the dumb guy, flanders becomes JUST the religious guy.

R9k used to be about talking each other through anything and everything that ~18-25 y/o mostly middle class, white, males had to deal with at that stage of life

Now it's a fucking one trick pony about fucking >gfs

Look at the top 10 threads right now, it's all some variation of WAAAH WHY CANT I HAVE A HOT GIRL LIKE THE TEEVEE MAKES ME THINK EVERY OTHER GUY MY AGE HAS

It's like what happened to /pol/ over this last election year, now it's a goddamn battleground between far-right Trumpfag ideologues and new invading shills, and the shills just reinforce the far-right 'tru-pol' identity because having a common enemy is what provokes and maintains unification of any sort so now /pol/ considers itself unified in it's ideology which didn't used to be true, there used to be libertarians and disenfranchised lefties and anarcho-prims and all sorts of others, not anymore

This shithole is becoming a battleground between invading normies and what percieves itself to be the 'true robot' type, with NO GF being the central attribute so that's what gets spammed all the fucking time now

I don't have a gf but I'm really not interested in talking about it so that leaves me out of the new order. I might leave for good someday, every time I come here I realize that feeling of belonging this board used to bring me is gone.

>>36150594
haha what a shitty thread image, you think you're gonna get replies with that on nu-r9k?
haha try some tiddies or maybe a smug looking hot guy or a rare pepe, come on man step it up

>>36150581
If you had a mathematical equation that could fully describe and simulate a universe, you could simulate conscious creatures in that universe, and as far as those creatures are aware, their universe would be real, even though to us they would just be mathematical symbols.

Really activates those almonds, huh?

>>36150581
Like you said, it happened once, it could happen again

because you touch yourself originally at night

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>>36150519
>Black boipucci
Absolutely disgusting, I only know one black Pucci that need the D

The D, as in DIO

>>36150519
It doesn't get more degenerate than this, folks. Kys faggot

Daily reminder that you need help

>>36150391
david is his middle name.

what is going on?

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Happy birthday, David!
Thanks for your assistance in creating a better word!

>>36150391
what about his gay murder lover?

ignore both, jump in the pool, masturbate underwater

>>36150296
>Left or right?

Pool boy ;)

>>36150296

right.

she's shorter, more tanned, and she doesn't have shit tier blonde hair.

That's like me on any day.

>Go on 4chen

Feel need to kill people

>Leave basement

There are people outside, desire their death.

>Turn on TV

Jewish propaganda causes me to reconsider the desirability of the Holocaust

Interesting anon have you actually killed someone ?

>i actually thought about it and couldn't do it mainly because religious purposes

Welcome to my life, ppl seriously don't know how much laws save their pathetic asses. I know your feel bro, my social sanity is slipping more everyday

bumouudd

squirrel don't drink the liquid jew eat nuts and smoke dank weeds instead

>get drunk
>go out with friend
>drink even more
>wake up the next day
>receive phone call
>"hey dude you broke my fucking nose"
>he got incredibly insecure about his nose since then
>got a nosejob
>even more self conscious after the operation
>stops talking to me eventually
>says I ruined his life
>tfw he was one of my best friends ever

>>36150234

There's a few brothels where I live. Do those count? Sounds kind of expensive, though.

neinhahndread dollarydoos?

TABIOUS

Ok, thanks Mr. Scorpion

>>36150222
It's a result of /pol/ being near-constantly raided by assblasted libfags.
They come here to play easy mode and practice their manipulation.

Is this my destiny?

I want to live a life being pampered by beautiful women. A Hitler living the life.

I want it now.

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>>36150262
Fucking this.

Orinazi

>>36150130
I'm bi but realize it's probably because I watched way too much porn starting fairly young.

Trying to repress that shit now because I realize how empty a homo relationship actually is.

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I just want to know what it feels like to touch another girl and maybe be touched too if she doesn't find me too repulsive

>>36150130
>and no, I will not go to the normieslut board that is /lgbt/
because you'd be too at home to get the attention you want

>>36150122
What are you trying to get disability for?

>>36150122
Sorry anon, but I fell for the college meme, and now there is no point in me getting NEETbux

>>36150393
Autism spectrum disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, and major depressive disorder(severe recurrent without psychotic features). I have 6 psych ward stays over the past 4 years and a shitload of mental health treatment history going back to age 10.

It's a notoriously difficult process, and I probably won't win.

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>>36150082
They are liberals, what do you expect?

Liberals have low sex drives and view sex as a political act, rather than a biological impulse.

>>36150082
i never understood where the ''teenagers are impulsive'' meme came from. I was a lot more restrained then than i am now

>>36150158
I realized its just an excuse that exists to explain the massive amounts of teens that are just plain retarded and were poorly raised.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y
This shit brings me back

>>36150052
You feel that way because it coincides with your childhood.

I was a teen & young adult by the early 2000s, I'm nostalgic for when I DIDN'T have the internet.

>>36150052
I don't really get nostalgia. I just kind of live in the moment. I don't really remember any details of my life.

>Pretend
You don't have to. Japan is already comfy as fuck, well aside from the suicide rates. I'm Asian but sadly not Japanese, I could probably pass as one if I bleached my skin and learned the language though...

>>36150552
If you actually go there you'll realize Japan is nothing special.

>>36150027
I'd love to live in a white country that was culturally identical to japan.

Their city layouts, rail systems, and infrastructure are what I revere the most.