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>>35944556
>Prom
>best night of life

Brah dont buy into the hype. High school socials are like yesterdays weather reports. They dont fucking matter once they're done.

how bout some beta uprising ?

>>35944556
I don't mean to come off as a dick, but you dated the wrong girl, buddy. You really shouldn't feel bad about her dumping you, if this is how she behaves. My advice? Ignore people who don't deserve your attention. If somebody calls you microdick, they're not worth your time. Plain and simple. Move on to better things, and hopefully a better girl.

>>35944544
Who is he, and post his gf.

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>>35944554
This is what his girlfriend looks like

>>35944573
WHAT?? how is this possible/ do you have pictures of them together?

>>35944466
Vodka + energy drinks obviously. Feels so good and high energy.

>>35944466
>Beer drunk
feels fat
>wine drunk
feels sleepy and headachey
>rum drunk
feels like vomiting
>vodka drunk
nice

>>35944485
I can relate to this a bit too much. I don't want to be an alcoholic but things seem to be headed in that direction.

She sounds autistic to me

>>not responding with "thanks, maybe you can take it off of me later ;)"

You fucked up

>>35944491
GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

orerererererrreerrere

>>35944457
Yeah it'll fuck your shit up good which is it and eventually it'll catch up to you before it's too late the fact that you made this thread should be enough for you to take a very long break

>>35944469
I'm not on meth. Only Adderall and Vyvanse.

>>35944478
As if there was a relevant difference.

I masturbate to deplorable things

>>35944388
i'm bald at 23, i basically do not leave the apartment anymore except for groceries. its really painful to suddenly go from 6/10 to 3/10. hair is fucking important.

I'm getting older and older and the odds of me doing anything worthwhile with my life shrinking commensurately.

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black anon here
i used to be like u
but i see now whites are the normies of the human race ats why there so successful
no matter how much u rage against them u will never win u might aswell join them

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>>35944679
We are living in the white mans world, no matter how far we get in life, we will still be "niggers"

I honestly don't know how it is down in the states put its pretty dandy in the UK.

We've had some issues with race and the police (we've even had a race riot in Bradford because of Asian and white gangs)

Right now though, the far right (Britain First, EDL, arguably UKIP) and the 'afrocentric' have caused divides.

Propaganda on both sides, accusing the other skin of being heinous, depraved and barbaric.

>>35944280
but it's winter in like 1 month.

>>35944288
All the more reason to have that girlfriend to sit with by the warm toasty fire.

>>35944280
>You do have a girlfriend prepared for summer, right...?

No but I'm planning to see hookers this summer

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Posting some food for thought.

Whats '1w9' '3w5' etc?

>>35944256
Infj/infp reporting in.
Yes, I was a feeler back then, still a feeler now. I'm pretty sure my upbringing has something to do with it. My little brother is also displaying the same infp tendencies.

cut off your dick and be a cute little pudgy faggot

>>35944176
but being myself is fat

>>35944193
my dick is long gone inside my fat, sorry

>>35944171
Get a friend that wants to get fit with you. It helped me a lot me and my friend dieted together and we'd always run or jog outside his house and work out and walk for miles and we would laugh constantly and play video games so it wasn't that bad. I'm getting fat because he's gone it was so easy to get fit with a friend this is just hard. I can barely walk a mile by myself.

you look like a manlet so yes

>>35944143
yeah, i would, just give me a loaded crossbow.

>>35944143
>that face photoshop
Holy kek.

wew lad very devilish

this guy used to be on the /r9k/ dating thing a while back lmao

>>35944219
Ah, was he? His last login was yesterday so it looks like he's still going strong.

>>35943957
how am i supposed to know this is real and not some DIRTY APRIL FOOLS TRICK
i caught you didn't i

2007 called, they want their shitty memes back

>>35943957
Holy shit OP I ran it through my binary translator three times just to be sure, and it definitely says
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>35943941
I didn't until it happened. I didn't believe in a soul mate until that point, either. I guess the moral of the story is to be open to new possibilities and not to write off things as impossible.

>>35943941
No because love doesn't exist

STANDING BY A PARKING METER

>>35943925
Yeah, it works if you aren't smoking to help cope with severe mental illness.

Otherwise, it'll get you through maybe 2 months before you start having panic attacks everyday and are desperate for something to help you

>>35943963
Smoking to deal with boredom mainly homeless

>>35943985
You'll be fine so long as you find something to distract yourself.

Also note, sleeping with a patch on tends to give you really vivid dreams. If you have frequent nightmares this could be an issue.