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Looks like the best friend has no ass.

>>35404585
>Who was in the wrong here? The guy or the girl?
both of them are equally at fault

boyfriend shouldn't have slept with his gf's friend,
gf's friend shouldn't have slept with her bf

honestly unless the girl wants to cut them both out of her life, best way to solve this is just to have a huge fuck party and remove all sexual tension

such as life in the Normal World

>>35404585
>flabby ass
>bony hips
Boyfriend was definitely in the wrong

>>35404542
Hope floats you know

>>35405552
What did he mean by this??

Original poster posting an original post

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>>35404542
*feels smug*

>>35404540

>severe social anxiety

Enjoy spending all your time not in classes alone. And have fun with sitting alone in classes unless you have group work where you'll be the quiet one who doesn't speak.

>>35404540

Just BEE urself

And bu this I mean don't give a shit about anyone thinks of you, don't bother socialising if you feel uncomfortable (age difference probably too great desu)

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go one man army mode if you are not dumb but if you are dumb
make friends with smart people.
invite them some food or whatever, normies loves that.

also watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBwH2iYC-8c
read this
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/communication-success/201410/how-increase-your-emotional-intelligence-6-essentials
also walk in the sun
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/reading-between-the-headlines/201307/vitamin-d-deficiency-and-depression

>>35404489
>Never fell hungry

I don't believe you tbqh

>>35404489
you need to eat balanced or you will fuck yourself up sooner or later

>>35404489
>After two weeks have already lost over 16 pounds
were you 500lbs before or something?

If you jerk off to cosplay you will never lose your virginity

>>35404472
I lost mine with a hooker, wasn't bad at all, the feeling of pussy and everything, she was pure white, and had an awesome ass. Long story short it was nice. That gave me enough confidence to talk to normie girls, and eventually ended up with my current GF.
If you can,anon, go for it

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Bought a hooker for a bj, wurf. But dont lose ur virginity to a hooker. I just lost mine about 2 months ago, with a real cutie. Hang in there buddy it's worth the wait :)

Pauses and breaks were the worst things in school. I had nothing to do in them.

>>35404444
why don't you bask in these quads while you wait?

>>35404444
Do your homework you nigger quad getter

>>35404376
ENTP here

I think it depends. You could totally be autistic and extroverted at the same time. I just think it depends on whether you like people or not, in which case being an E-type robot is bad because you constantly desire the admiration of others.

ENTP here
>>35404421is basically right. Robots are not introverts. Most of us is striving for attention and not getting any. Main criterium for being robot is being autist, not introvert.

ENFP here.

It's a forced nervous habit, a pre-emptive strike thing... if I jabber on and flood them with words and questions they won't suspect the truth.

Not neurotypical = not a normie, but yeah, I can see that you feel more robotic if you're an introvert.

That introduction is pretty fucking gay. Signed into Youtube just to thumbs down the video

>>35404374
I fucking love SCA

SCM was better, though. there's no way to top SCM.

>>35404369
wololoriginal

probably tylo be chillin

original

>>35404473
Forced as fuck but not esoteric

>>35404263
stop going to family events

Sniff her panties and fap.

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>>35404263
>make fake tinder, use hyper-chad
>catfish her to go on a date with me to some electronic dance show
>i show up, following her every move from the shadows
>she realizes she's being stood up, i send her a message from fake tinder saying "hey, i'll be a bit late, why don't you get a drink and just hang out."
>i casually run in to her, offer to buy us some drinks
>spike her beer with scopolomine
>introduce her to some random chads
>she starts tripping out, i swoop in, tell them she's my sister and i'll take care of her
>bring her back to my place and play with her lady parts, fuck her sensually a few times, as she's blacked out, but still semi-responsive, on that good datura
>have the best sex of my life.
>clean her up, make it look like she just passed out on the couch, and we never slept together
>tell her some bullshit story the next day about how i found her passed out in the club and carried her home
>she buys it

sorry, this is just one of my favorite fantasies.

>those small legs
HNNNNNGG

I want a wheelchair girlfriend

"I had to wipe your ass when you shit yourself again you fucking cripple!"

How did you bend down to pick them up?

>>35404151
my dick is 7.25

my gf has apparently told her friends about it lmao

i think theres somethin wrong with your skin its all discolored dude wtf

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>>35404167
Yea I bet your girl told them it was a cute

Lmao cuck boy. 7" is average. Nothing to brag about bud.

>daily reminder
>never posted before

Because that's not true. You don't want latina women, they're everything you would complain about white women turned up 5 notches

>>35404202
This. And you have to deal with their families as well.

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>>35404306
Family? Why? I'm from Germany and I have a girlfriend from Mexico. Her family loves me and accept me. I never had problems. Pic related, me and my mexican girlfriend.

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>>35404071
>should i get a surface pro 4?

do you want a piece of jewelry or a machine for working?

Why would you get a laptop that you can't fix if something breaks?

My brother has a surface book. Very nice looking, very shiny.

If a little rock gets under the keyboard, it's fucked. You can't open it up.

Be an adult and get a thinkpad

Why do you feel you need one? What are you going to use it for? Because if you intend to draw on it, get a Cintiq.

>>35404071
It's a nice machine but there is absolutely no point if you're not going to use it. If you take notes a lot in class or at work and value flexibility and mobiltiy then sure, otherwise fuck no.
It's also very expensive.

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>>35404048
>go on /pol
>tell them Hillary will win 2020

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>go on /r9k/
>routinely spam trap, fembot, and sissy threads

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>go on /fit/
>tell them I love the sweet taste of bread