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I used to believe everyone was equal

>>38004795
I thought all dogs were boys and all cats were girls. In a sense, I was kinda right.

I thought that I had one hour less sleep EVERY night of daylight saving time, not just the first.

This is 100% his fault, but I normally put one after I'm done to be courteous and to stop retards doing shit like that

>>38004620
he would have put the divider in
but you should have been monitoring the cashier

did you keep the beer?

One time I when I was shopping I put myself on the conveyor behind some neckbeard and the cashier rang everything up together and the neckbeard was too beta to tell her so he paid for my stuff.

I just grabbed it and left without a word and he tried to get me to pay him back in the parking lot but I just got in the car and drove away.

Since this place is normie-central now, tell me faggots, what's it like to be wanted by a woman.

And not in a "give me stuff" gold-digger sort of way, in a "I genuinely want to be with you, because I like your face, your body, your personality, etc.".

>>38004652
I was in a "relationship" in 8th grade, it sucked in a way but I didn't know what I was doing. We never did anything besides kiss once although we hung out at recess every day. To be honest I wish I had played soccer with the boys while I had that opportunity, because now I have neither, and if I had honed in my soccer skills and signed up for soccer in high school then I might have met other people or at lest have made some regular friends. That was many years ago and since then girls have avoided the shit out of me. I guess it was pretty nice although my memory of it is scarred by the way she dumped me. Whenever people say that women are possessive or high maintenance it's bullshit to make you feel better.

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>>38004611
>tfw desired too much
sucks fami

>>38004567
like fight club?

>>38004575
If that makes you feel good about it.

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>>38004567
yes, I kind of need this.
>>38004575
>>38004595
agreed, why not. you could even call it fight club; doesn't have to have all the psych 101 justifications, though. privately anyone would obviously be free to frame it as desired. personally, I'm looking for a release for all this wasted potential for action, general discontent and
need to taste violence before I'm too old; hurt/be hurt physically, and then shake hands with my robot opponent afterwards, importantly, not go to jail or deal with lawsuits, keep everything anon.
I suppose I could try an mma gym or some stupid shit but I don't want rules, normies or scoring, just blood.
I need this.
I'm in Las Vegas.

pick it up and put it outside, and what kind of lizard

Is that what a bird's penis looks like?

>>38004624
Donnt know which kind, what if its venomous? Do they exist

>>38004536
Why am I so ugly and boring?

>>38004558
Ugly is a state of mind. Being boring is your fault.

>>38004536
Why did you make me? Why am I trapped in this dead end life, surrounded by dead end infantile infatuations, dead end jobs, and dead end entertainment. Why did you make me to hate myself more than even my parents could hope to? Why couldn't you have let my soul stay in oblivion? Sorry for edgy just going through some stuff. Great work on the female body tho, respect.

>>38004469
Idk
I would probably spend several years just hiding it out listening to the screams of the weak and innocent until I got fed-up.

Then, one year, I would dedicate the entire year to preparing myself, and I would go out and fucking waste disgusting less-than-human- scum who don't care about how they are affecting other people.

People like that should burn in a fire, and be given no quarter or forgiveness

>>38004469
IF I was a instigator(unlikely) I'd probably rape some chick desu, it would be extremely painful.

But I'd likely just get set inside my house and wait for robbers to kill, lol.

>>38004469
I'd hide my beta ass before some big dude raped and killed me.

>>38004412
>>Soccer mom SUV tries to murder me

If anyone should be killed in the second holocaust it's these cunts

>>38004412
OP im also 26 and was interested in getting a bike. i heard kawasaki ninja 300ccs were the premier noob crotch rocket.

>>38004445
Indeed
>>38004680
I was interested in getting a ninja 250cc, they have decent power and it's an overall good bike, but it was kinda expensive in my country, I got myself a Keeway superlight 200, looked good and was like half the price, based on my experience I advise getting one with abs and disc brakes on both wheels

>>38004381
It is legal, you just aren't allowed to own it, thankfully.

>>38004424
what
>>38004381
no because im not a sick fuck

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>>38004381
its only a crime if you get caught

Nope. us nice people are doomed. I can't even be mean when I try. I just do t have it in me.

>>38004380
I like tutoring and giving advice to the point that I get depressed when I can't get my fix.

>find wallet on ground
>give it to nearest business

Now how does that benefit me if God and karma don't exist? I guess it makes me feel less of a bad person but the only reason why I feel bad is because other people tell me not to do things like that. It would be taken by someone else so why not me?

>>38004348
Great blog there /pol/, I'll make sure to follow. Do you post nudes tho?

>>38004348
whatever bro. You don't understand anything. You just keep guessing. Go to bed.

>>38004479
>whaever bru

faggot

>>38004323

Holy shit that looks dirty and delicious. Where do you work?

damn dude get some vegebles

>>38004323
it's all fujcking liquid shit, how do amerifats eat this shit?

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>>38004317

>just wait around until good stuff magically happens to you!
>"and what if nothing happens? can I kill myself then?"
>NO, you have to wait forever and then die alone.
>"o-ok"

that's actually good advice

t. friendless virgin

>>38004317
This only works for normies
I should just end it all

>>38004307
They love a huge cock in their mouth more than anything else so no

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>>38004307
Women don't love children. Unless a woman is trying to trap a man all women wish they had aborted or gotten sterilized.

>>38004307
>implying women are capable of feeling love

le originale

>>38004245
that's a healthy weight

>>38004272
I'm a fucking landwhale shut the fuck up you skellys can't post in here

>6'3"
>157 lb
fucking tired of the calories in calories out meme, i need to fucking lose weight and nobody is giving me good advice that actually works