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White men of /r9k/, would you date a black girl?
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>>36013755
Sure.
In a Original way.
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>>36013755
I'd eat her ass just to not be a virgin.I'm far too ugly/desperate to be splitting hairs.
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>>36013755
no, they get smelly fast and they are untrustable
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1997: "I like the shape of butts"
2007: "anal sex lmao"
2017: "YEAH NIGGA EAT THAT ASS"
2027: "EAT DA POO POO!!!11"
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>>36013745
1997: "men who dress up as women can be fairly attractive"
2007: "crossdressers are hot lol"
2017: "I WANT TO FUCK A TRAP!"
2027: "BOIPUSSI YUM YUM YUM1!!!!"
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>>36013774
2027: "I WANT TO BE A TRAP"
ftfy
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>>36013745
Meanwhile in China...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDvSPQ7megQ
Is offing yourself by speeding train painless?
How much travel chaos would this cause to normies if I did it?
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>>36013743
Travel chaos? You'd do more than that. Normies would probably get PTSD. Then, again, they get PTSD from breaking up with their SOs, so it doesn't take much.
Also, just put your neck on the railing, easy decapitation. Gotta be quick and precise, though.
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Depending on where you hit it, it might not stop.
If you catch it while its turning, the conductor might not see you.
If you stand out front of it with enough distance for the conductor to see you, it will cause some type of travel disturbance. They train will either stop before it hits you, slow down enough to not kill you instantly, or just enough to have them stop the train and call a cleanup crew.
If you want to cause normies some trouble on your way out, the best option would be to act like a retard on an airplane or attack a bus driver while they're on the highway
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>>36013863
> attack a bus driver while they're on the highway
Fucking hell, not sure why this made me literally lol
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this place is worthless 2017-04-04 09:04:40 Post No.36013739
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This board is such a waste of my goddamn life. Christ, the hours I've spent bitching and moaning and listening to you people bitch and moan about everyone and everything that even slightly inconveniences your miserable existences I could have been reading a book or creating something, but instead I just sat here like a good taking in all this pointless information about chads and stacies and whatever other scapegoat that's been drummed up to explain why you glorious people have been unable to find success in the dating world. I could have been working out instead of reading another thread about cummies and good boy points and tfw no x.
Fucking hell, this is a waste of life. I get nothing out of being here. I cannot fucking believe this shit. I'm fucking done. And if any of you have sense, you'd walk out the door with me.
Goodbye.
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i've tried to leave several times
this place is the only place i relate to even though i'm nothing but a normie chad by /r9k/ standards
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>be robot
>leave r9k for a couple years
>come back as normie
>enjoy all of the same shit that I did back then (tendies, retards, autistic shit people do)
>don't go to sleep with the deep self loathing I had when I was a robot
This board is absolute poison the only antidote is to lose your virginity then you are immune forever, see you in a year or 2 anon you will get there
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>>36013739
>Goodbye.
See you tomorrow
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Speak your mind here, OP is here to listen you 2017-04-04 09:01:29 Post No.36013710
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Speak your mind here, OP is here to listen you
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Frequent /pol/ack here, got banned there for few days.
Since before /pol/ in the beginning of 2010's I used to be a frequent robot, I will stay here for a short while out of an old habit.
I pick up following vibes from /r9k/ in the current year
>hating the /pol/ for being too serious
>deeming the new /b/ too degenerate
>not posting in /soc/ either because unless you post genitals you get no replies there
>/pol/ rejects trying to recreate the old /b/
I remember back in a day, this place was full of suicidal people, but I guess they got replaced by you guys (wherever the hell you have migrated from) and /r9k/ has a different vibe to it.
I guess ITT you can ask me anything, tell me something about your life or rant about personal issues. Most I'd like to know, what are you doing currently?
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This board is purely for complaining about failure regarding women. Or complaining about women. Or complaining about normies.
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>>36013710
I'm getting ready to demand a raise in a few hours.
How can I possibly get a better job? Only worked at a hospital for four years. Associate's and tech support certificate that seems to mean jack shit. Come from a legit poor family (mom got her first paycheck at 11), and despite not even clearing 30k last year I'm in a better position than nearly everyone else in my family.
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>>36013776
That much is understood, indeed.
>>36013821
I personally struggle with the same issue, I work as graphic designer at a rural town. I don't have any financial problems or anything (I live with parents anyway so I only pay for internet bills) but it's boring as shit in here, no people my age (20-something) around in here, it's all either young kids or middle-aged and older. I wanna move to a bigger city to work as graphic designer and rent a place, but I don't know how to go about that, when most job openings are hidden and not openly declared.
Addressing your issue, I think you should ask your HR Mananger to send you to trainings to acquire more qualifications, meaning you could be given more responibilities, therefore it would be justified to pay you more.
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Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as DA ULTRA NIGGER!!!
Ooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if if
Okie doke!
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>>36013686
Awesome. Just in time.
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AYO DA NIG NOG KING KONG!
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I WUZ SOME NIGGER
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oh come on guys, dont act all smart and tough now. just give it in. you know you want it
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>>36013674
any other INFJs lol
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Why are INTPs so close to psycopaths?
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>ENTJ
Soon my collection of vintage cheeses will reach epic proportions
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Today a Chad smiled at me on the train station. I'm not even a Stacy. And obviously I'm not into Chads ... Any explanation?
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>>36013642
Cause when we see a girl looking at us,or in our general direction, we smile at them
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>>36013642
Bitches smile at me all the time and I give them the Shadow the Hedgehog look
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>>36013642
probably a child molester. better watch your back gril
>"Anon, I need help with a level in this game I've been playing. It's a little embarassing but I've been playing it for a while and I haven't gotten better.
>Hahhwww right, what's your account info?
>"..I need you to come over and do it on my PC."
I go over to gamer-chan's dorm, she's muttering angrily at the game. If I beat this level for her, she'll let me orbit.
>"I'm taking a break for a bit, want some gamer fuel?"
Gamer fuel? I chuckle, not laugh, because I've never laughed a day in my life. Gamer, qt, and funny.
>Fuel me up!
I practically yelled, leaking testosterone
>"Scotty! Hehe, I made a startrek reference, I'm so happy to be a nerd around you."
>Y-You too, show me the game.
She slinks over to me, bends over and into my muscular shoulder, brushing her erect tits into my arm.
She types in her password and bites her lip, I'm sweating a little in anticipation as well as suffering an erection for this goddess-- then that horrible music loop plays.
Candy crush. She's standing back with her arms folded, waiting to watch me play.
Her qtness dissipates to 3/10, and suddenly her tits shrunk.
>Hah, j-just as I thought, you're a normie thot.
>"Excuse me?"
>NO ONE LIKES STAR TREK.
I spent the next few hours jacking off to Star Trek, imagining her saying every line.
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A 7/10 once invited me to her house to play RE4 and I rejected because she had only gotten to Del Lago and she clearly hadn't played the game in months.
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>>36013604
Nice one, you sure showed her.
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>>36013575
we don't ""game "" here
Where are those /feels/ thread ?
Storytime
>Be 19, be fatfuck and having multiple fuck ups and decide to save some money and move abroad for studies from shitty country and fix my life overall
>Move to uni and live in dorms
>Flatmate is a qt and i was afraid to get a crush on her was fighting with feels succesfully untill christmas
>She leaves for holidays feel lonely af and start really missing her and realise she's actually my crush.
>After Christmas we started getting closer and closer
>One day we get drunk and spoon together without doing anything else, she told me she regreted it and shouldn't happen again
>fast forward 2 weeks
>Get drunk again just the two of us
>Go to her room, spoon, cuddle, kiss (lost my kissless virginity) and tells me she likes me and other shit.
>Ohshitdidijustfinallymakeit.jpeg?
>Day next starting making weird hints that we can't keep this going although we both like each other.
>Talk yesterday, she tells me she doesn't want a relationship and doesn't want to be in a cage with a relationship although she likes me and that we should stop whatever we've done and pretend it didn't happen although we both like each other and uni is not the time to get into relationships. Wants to be friends for the meantime without doing anything so i don't get "attached", i told her i can't pretend nothing happened but what can i do if she doesn't want i guess i have to deal with it. I fell for the get /fit/ meme and fell for my flatmate and now it's a major fuck up. It never gets better no matter how much you try to turn your life around. I don't know if i should talk to her again just for one more shot or whatever, i sweared i will never fall in love again after getting rejected so many times in the past but got confident after started fixing my body and self. What i'm supposed to do now?
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Stop obsessing about someone who doesn't want you and leave your dorm room more often so you can meet more people/find someone who might actually want you.
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>>36013553
my life would be so differant if it would just go away, fuck my acne
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Eh, learn how to fix it, be determined to fix it. Don't sit around and self pity yourself, motivate yourself to change. I've been in the same spot that you have pal and until you learn to not let yourself feel like a sack of shit, you'll still feel like a total sack of shit. Step up to the plate man, make a change.
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>says gender has nothing to do with biology
>demands insurance companies/government pays for their hormone therapy
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Gender has nothing to do with sex
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>>36013428
If that were true, the vast majority of people wouldn't identify as male or female in both their gender and sex. An exception is not the rule.
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>>36013444
But if the exception exist it is change the truth, like in science.
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>be 22
>been learning computer secrets for 7 years
>insane computer wizard beyond which you could comprehend
>you are not autistic enough to "get it"
>my hacks allow me to hack mainframe hack hardware and hack the internet
>I can also hack together hyper-fast hyper optimized programs which can be modified to do an purpose
>My secret is a language called forth which allows me to do wizardry combined with it's larger cousin emacs.
>I practice keyboard kung fu which allows me to do programs really fast
>I am working on overthrowing my enemies which control an irc channel by making a rival software which supplants the userbase of their channel thus putting me in control of communications
>wat do
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>>36013407
How fast can you type?
Everyone knows that this is the most important part in hacking.
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>>36013407
What kind of music do you listen to while you perform 1337 H4x0rz
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>>36013407
Hack me some free money
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Do you think gookmoot will ever purge phoneposting scum? If you go through and look at a lot of the bait or general shitposting threads, they're almost always made with an "image.jpg" or "IMG_0000" file.
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>>36009889
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>Actually caring about phoneposting
Heres a (you)
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>>36013431
>phoneposting making up 100% of blatant bait and underage shitposting threads
Anyway thanks I can bump my own thread now
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Since this thread was made, another underage person created a thread from his phone
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Why do normal people come to /r9k/?
They literally have thousands of other websites and places where they can hang out with their similar people.
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Lots of people who live fairly normal lives suffer from crippling insecurity and make it their mission to focus on people who they see as "less" than themselves to reaffirm their identity
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>>36013285
Mainly for "dank" memes to share with their friends and to laugh at others they consider inferior. To make themselves feel better. As they say /r9k/ is the most hated board on 4chan
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you must be new or something. 4chan is just a tourism for normies now.
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Anyone meet up near defiance Ohio
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>>36013260
ehhh, not that great of a band.
Wtf is folk punk anyway
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>>36013279
Folk Punk is happy, high energy songs about miserable, angry people. Usually kinda funny. I personally think it sounds like the singer of a band at a coffee shop getting fucking wasted before going on stage and the rest of the band just running with it.
A quick primer:
https://youtu.be/v0dUnoecoZ0
https://youtu.be/XyY7Yvx2PYA
https://youtu.be/Qhu2L9MHoj0
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>>36013260
>Defiance, Ohio
I love the town name.