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wouId you marry a non virgin woman, robots?
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>>38612577
Yeah it's highly unlikely to ever meet a girl who hasn't been with maybe one or two guys before you just as it's likely you will probably have been with one or two people before you meet the person you fall in love with. It is however very easy to avoid massive whores like this, it's girls like that who cause issues. A girl who's been in a relationship before you isn't going to be a whore but a girl who who went out every weekend getting fucked in a bathroom maybe isnt the best choice for a wife.
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I won't marry, all laws regarding it are making it a shitidea.
I do not want a virgin gf.
I sure wouldn't drop one because of it but all else equal I would rather have one who can already compare me with some ex than one who will grow the wish to get experimental later.
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What is your opinion on a girl who ate out another girl as a teenager?

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>he imagines being on a twitch stream and all the witty things he'd say
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I have never done this faggot
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I imagine playing games with other witty streamers.

>hey boys and girls
Where do you see a girl here bro
>i don't know which gender you identify as, i don't wanna be insensitive
lelelel
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i think i would be a good one
ehh

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How am I supposed to know that a girl is really a girl these days? Without checking the person's genitals, I mean. I'm fucking paranoid about this.
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>>38612493
Make her sing or read. Something that requires concentration and "her voice"
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>>38612493
"She" could still be intersex despite female genitals.
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But check them. If they cup their hand around their genitals, probably male. Women typically will bring up their hands to their chest/face area when surprised.

>man I lost my virginity to wants me back after many, many years
>he's fit and loaded
>says he loves me for who I am
>says if I want to get married he'll marry me
>says if I want kids we'll have kids
>says if I want a house he'll buy me a house
>known him for 14 years
>most intelligent, diligent, rational and conscientious person I know
>admire him greatly, trust him completely
>loved him desperately for years but got over him eventually
>still love him as a friend

Why am I not happy about this? Isn't this all I should want as a woman, especially since I'm past my sell by date?
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>>38612430
>loved him desperately for years but got over him eventually
>past my sell by date
>why am I not happy
probably because ya forgot how ya dingus
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>>38612430
>>38612430
Addendum
>I fucked several men since we were in a relationship
>I don't have any feelings towards him other than what he can provide me (read; money)
>I don't know if I'm ready to settle down yet, even though I'm nearing my expiration date
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>>38612462
I'm still occasionally happy about other stuff, so it can't be that.

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IM SO SICK. IM SO FUCKING SICK OF ALL THESE FUCKING NORMIES RUINING THIS BOARD. IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING YOU SHOULD LEAVE THIS FUCKING BOARD IMMEDIATELY:
>NONVIRGINS
>LGBT
>WOMEN
>UNDERAGE
>ALTLEFT
>REDDITORS
>TRIPFAGS

IF YOU ARE A NEWFAG DONT POST, JUST LURK AROUND.
UNDERSTOOD?
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>>38612350
At least try to be normal...
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>>38612350
nigger what the fuck is an "altleft"?
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>>38612369
Probably a antifa

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just wana say hi to frens

be nice in this thred plz
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i lik dis fred; n i lik u, fren!
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henlo u stinky kitty
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hi fren, whats up?

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How's your batch tonite, dudes?

>how old are you
>how long youve been using
>how is your overall quality of life

Alternative for non-dope users:
>whats your drug of choice
>answer the questions above about your doc
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>>38612265
Damn, nigga.

How do you manage to control your use for so long? Do you still enjoy it.
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>>38612317
Well actually I meant that as in drugs in general. I've never been addicted to a substance longer than 6 months on end, not counting tobacco, that is indeed ongoing since 14
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>>38612336
I just now realized this thread was for dope. Some janitor just deleted the general drugs thread so figured this was the replacement

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what the fuck happened to you guys
you use to have actual good things to talk about rather than trap thread 3000 and fembot thread 1600
we use to rule the lands being misogynistic gay hating no love best boy

we come here to escape the feels not create them
most of you fags dont even know what robot9000 is
we use to be brothers but now your all gay faggots who fall for every fucking shitty fembot thread ever

fuck you niggers i'm out
r9k has no topic/
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>>38612212
>r9k has no topic
yes, that is the point. see you tomorrow
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Sorry, you're wrong. I've been here since the beginning and it was always pretty much this. Even the complaining about how fembots and tripfags and attentionwhores have ruined /r9k and how it was all better before has been pretty much constant.
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>get good thread
>make general for it
>xx gen is shitting up this board

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>had a dream last night where I was in a noisy and disruptive classroom in high school.
>Suddenly the teacher singled me out and kicked me out of her class by falsely accusing me of disrupting the class
>everyone was laughing and calling me names out loud.
>When I left the disruption in the classroom resumed and the teacher did nothing about it.

Not sure why I'm having dreams of high school when I'm 25 years old and have my own job.

Can anyone help me interpret this?
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>>38612199
Seems pretty obvious you are dealing with feelings of injustice and likely with something that is still persisting from your past or possibly which has to do with a social group you are a part of . What I can't decide due to lack of info is , are you the one perpetrating the injustice or someone else , you have to be honest with yourself about it. Seems though that maybe you are at least feeling misunderstood , unappreciated , etc. - If you are neither feeling injustice or any issue dealing with a social group , it could be precognition of some sort.
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>>38612199
Idk maybe you feel unfairly victimised, like there's something about your workplace or social life that you find unjust unto yourself. That's the only thing I can think of, something current is relating you to the feeling of high school embarrassment and victimisation. But I'm no interpreter :^)
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>dreamt last night too

>Was in a special meat food store that sold beef jerky, salami etc, all packaged.

>Look around the store for several hours thinking on what I should get

>There is a qt 8-9/10 cashier

>Store about to close

>Make a quick look around in the store to see if I want to get something before the store closes

>Cashier gets out of register and walks to me when I'm next to the soda section

>She starts talking to me and takes out a box of "fun pills" from the refrigerator.

>Takes one and gives me one as a sample, things get a little trippy but she starts asking questions about me and we go into a deep conversation

>Go outside of the store and we admire the skylines and sky because it was pitch black except reflections from the street/shop lights of the city.

>Hugs me

> Wake up, EXTREME skin hunger and loneliness. My chest feels so fucking hollow it's about to collapse on it self

*burp* BASH THIS CHEETO DORITO FASCIST MORTY!!! DRUMP IS A CHEETO!
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>>38612196
Kill yourself, you gay canadian.
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Rick and Morty is some seriously unfunny garbage
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Mods are faggots to allow this blatant spam

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I just want to be happy; is it so much to ask?
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then do something about it, what's keeping you from being happy?
>find a hobby
>get some friends
>do drugs
ez
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>>38612163
And what exactly is "happiness" ? This is a world of duality , to know happiness you must know sorrow and these both manifest in each life like the swing of a pendulum. The amount of happiness you gain is directly proportional to the sorrow you experienced if you are brave enough to make it through the sorrow. One way people are blind to this is they expect great riches from poverty , love for hate , etc however the form which happiness manifests itself in our life depends on many aspects of the totality of your personal experience. For example ....someone may say life is unfair because I wanted "x" but only got "y" - not realizing that "x" would have destroyed them or become a nightmare so correct and sober rationalization of expectation is a key. Life will never be "fair" in our perception because we do not see the grander picture - the universal balance....and....we are mostly spoiled brats.
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>>38612163
Yes. Happiness and it's pursuit are temporary highs in the grand low that is life. Even if you do achieve "happiness", how long do you think you can hold onto it? Is it even worth it?

>fapping to guys dressed in girly clothes
>not being gay

Am I the only one who fails to see the logic in this one?
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Its a meme you dip
Pic related
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i only ironicly masturbate to traps and ocasionaly think about geting fucked in the ass by some qt
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>>38612143
it's not gay because they aren't guys. they are girls dressed in girl clothes.

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>many people my age are already married and have kids
>even the thought of kissing a girl makes me feel extremely embarrassed

Why am I so sensitive to sexual attraction?

I'm 24 btw
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Cuz ur a fag
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>>38612134
>24 y/o married w/ kids
>current year

no
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Because you have no experience. Your age has nothing to do with it.

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What are your thoughts on boogie? Will he die soon? Will his wife finally leave?
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>>38612133
Hopefully he will die, and he will there's no doubt about it, he will start eating like a pig again and then it's over

I seriously cannot stand this fat fuck, the fact that he exists makes me sick
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>>38612133
It's just a matter of time. Let's watch how his surgery goes.
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>>38612211
Apparently it's been delayed. It's just more excuses. His wife thought he would be dead by now. Thats why she wants to separate

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Dear Fellow Robots,

My Sunday school pastor and me are arguing about what the funniest TV show is. I say Rick and Morty. He says Big Bang Theory. Who is right?

Thanks in advance :).

Sincerely,

Justin
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>>38612080
Rick and Morty because not only does it have funny jokes but also stands against the rise of violent ideologies in the west.
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>>38612080
>Who is right?
your wife's son you fucking beta cuck
shit bait, but still made me mad thinking about how much normies like Rick and Morty, and Harry potter, these fucking retards can not only vote but are permitted to reproduce, like WTF!?!?
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Both are normie garbage.

Seriously, get out.

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