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Generally yes, people want to live.

Those of us that don't are the exceptions.

>>38356091
People don't really want to live, but most don't want to die more.

I definitely want to live. I enjoy life a lot.

>the first
lolno, robots have existed throughout our species. we're the genetic failures that get rooted out

who the heck is that lmoa

>cum on her face

Maybe not first but certainly one of the pioneers.

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I don't go to /a/ because I know they'll yell at me for having shit taste

/a/ is nothing but moeshit enthusiasts or complete normalfags, the only anime worth watching nowadays is either old stuff or action anime's.

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>>38356067
If you don't like waifu wars, fap threads, and best girl posting, then /a/ and anime isn't for you.

Thinking about which girl is the cutest and imagining what it would like to date cute girls is the PRIMARY reason people watch anime and come to /a/. Anime is purely an outlet for the sexual imagination.

If you don't like it, leave. /a/ doesn't need you.

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no.
Also this is /pol/ material.

>>38356059

Irish are top tier. Lots of Irish in Hollywood, sports, and politics. Usually its just a group domniating those but somehow these potatoes got in

>>38356059

No, Indians are.

why are you even here, man? origiii

>>38356013
Because I'm bored.

Oregon

>>38356028
fine, give us some original advice based on how you got to someone to marry you.
saying you're handsome or you just went up to her doesn't count.
Personal advice based specifically on what you did to get this girl.

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>>38355990
Gotta ask all you McRobots out there, how does someone forget to put the fucking patty on a cheeseburger? This has happened to me three times at the same McDonald', most recently today.

>>38356017

Not McDonalds but I use to work at a subshop, some dude with down syndrome came over from Walmart and ordered a turkey sub and I forgot to add the turkey.

Retard came back and laughed at me cause I forgot his meat.

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>>38356127
That got a pretty good laugh out of me. Thanks, anon.

>>38355949
8 seconds here, reporting in.

32 secs reportan

I've been muted for three days once

Your first mistake was leaving your room

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>normie roommate has friends over
>came out of my room to go for a smoke
>roommates obnoxious chad friends yells "hey there's the virgin coming out of his cave, sup loser!"
>ignore it and go outside to smoke
>scratch chads expensive sports car with my keys
>heard him later going nuts outside my window yelling "WHO THE FUCK SCRATCHED MY CAR"
>keked heartily

normies are so stupid

>>38355927
>"wow anon you are drinking ice tea? thats so boring"
This was implied as a joke/opinion. youre not supposed to take it personally. Couldve replied jokingly in return. Its just normie banter m8

>>38355775
I gave you a (You) yesterday, and I'll give you another (You) today.

HOWA DID WE WIND UP LIKE THIS
WHY WERENT WE ABLE? TO SEE
THE SIGNS THAT WE MisseD

That was a shit song and a shit series Star Trek is dead.

its exactly how you would expect but not as good. all they are there for is to sell you drugs. good luck!@

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>>38355766
Cut the shit and go straight to a psychiatrist. Get some drugs and just try to find structure in your life. Plan your days out, eat 3 meals a day, and try to get fresh air by going for walks. All that paired with medication will turn your life around. A therapist however will offer you insight to your problems and give you a different perspective. If you like your therapist then they can also seem like a good friend. Try it out, but see a psychiatrist instead. If you have any questions feel free to ask me. I've been going to one for 6 months now.

>>38356622
Therapist do not prescribe meds.

>>38355766
Not a meme,but you have to bond with therapist in order for things to take effect it's not meant to be a burdrn.Also don't lie or be in denial

>>38355734
>it's not a liberal as the alt-right would have you believe. they stole that term from us
It's even worse than that, the alt-right is just richard spencer's band of white supremacists. Those fucking "kekistani" fags call other people normies IRL, while not realizing that they are the most normie right-wingers in existence.
By the way, everyone on /r9k/ knows the true meaning of the word normie, you are really preaching to the crowd here.

>>38355805
Spotted the faggot. Why did you leave your containment board?

>>38355868
Arguing about the alt-right without actually knowing what it is is surely productive, you fucking retard.

>>38355711
Lego is pretty great, but I think that may be a cop out.

So as in like a toy-toy, probably Micro Machines. For one single set, there was this huge transforming desert base.

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>>38355711
I had this as a kid and I fucking loved it I played with it all the time
I don't know what ever happen to it I hope my parents still have it

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>favorite toy as a kid
Green Army Men
>when did you stop playing with it(if ever)
Around when I was 16
>what autistic shit would you do with it
Had various colors and military divisions for the toys over the years, so I would do an X-Com like game with my brother where we would be foreign nations fighting each other
>did it influence you at all
Wanted to be a general was older. Now I'm here instead

>>38355701
I don't really. Minus psychology shit and substances, imageboards entertain me more for most topics

>>38355701
I actually didn't for some time until I found about a dedicated reddit for my favorite game, "super smash bros. melee"

I normally use 4chan for discussion, and I have never made a reddit account. i value my "anonymity" and ability to shitpost without getting downvoted a lot.

The way threads are formatted with the vote system and replies makes it unreadable for me.

>>38355634
I guess I can admit it here, but I've got a pretty autistic one. When I'm done fapping I almost immediately transition to browsing 4chan, usually my main board /v/. So for awhile now whenever I finish I take a breath and say to myself "NOT VIDEO GAMES" and go browse /v/.

since ive been jacking off while laying in bed all the time it seems like now i cant cum unless im laying down

I usually stop fapping just before I cum, watch non-lewd videos, read the news, anything to calm me down enough to be able to pee. Then I go empty my bladder, which for some reason is always full at that point, and finish flapping. If I don't do this my prostate will push so hard against the bladder it just doesn't feel good.

>>38355606
Good for you OP. But remember, you're here forever :v

>>38355606
We'll see you in a few weeks.

That hand obviously belongs to a baby. Are you a muslim OP?