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4chan has been a replacement for my dad
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>>38715592
i kind of wish i was beaten as a kid so i could actually have developed productive habits
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>>38715592
Look at you now, OP. Posting on a Micronesian transgender worship art imageboard.
Good job.
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I love you son

072917

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Sunday Sunday here again in tidy and very original attire edition
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>>38715571
haha, memes lads. am i right?
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>>38715571
>heart beat has been unusually fast for a while
Help
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Had a major personal reassessment of my behavior and embarrassment over the last few months and I'm taking steps to move away from it

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>vidya doesn't fill the void anymore
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>>38715502
>vidya doesn't fill the void anymore
>anime doesn't fill the void anymore
>4chan somehow keeps me going
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>tfw can't feel emotion anymore except for anger and complete apathy
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>>38715502
How old are you? It does for me.

t. 24 year old

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>You're not ENTITLED to sex, love, or affection!
Said the roastie to the angry khv before she went back to her Chad bf and never knew what it was like to be alone.
Normies, sure are dumb.
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>>38715470
>you're not entitled to a basic human need
Really makes you think
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>>38716175
Almonds: Blacktivated
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>>38716175
>>38715470
>>38717073
women are toxic af and will say anything to get what they want

dont expect them to have a rational argument to an issue of want and need

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Who here happy despite being INTP?
Feels good.
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>>38715413
I struggle with building close relationships and dating, and everything that comes out of my mouth is cynical or depressive, but on the inside I'm all sunshine.

t. neuroticism - very low
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>>38715413
Why is being INTP an inherently bad thing?
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>>38716806
What do you mean? Are you referring to the chart, or are you saying that as a statement?

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Poor Chickens :( Anyone else want to go vegetarian after seeing this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4742712/Why-chickens-washed-chlorine.html
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Americas truly are a disgusting race
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a necessary evil
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>m-m-m-muh no gf hard life REEEEEEEEEEEE
>meanwhile animals ACTUALLY experience this so you can have something nice to eat

You can ONLY be a robot if you're non human. End of.

Robots, what's your mbti personality type..?
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
If you're
>INTJ..
>INTP..
You're allowed to post here .
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FISTS REPLY INTJ MASTERRACE HERE I ALLOW ALL INTJ'S TO REPLY ME IN THIS THREAD. NOW!
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>>38715448
ISFP REPLY
WE USE THE SAME FUNCTIONS
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I feel like INFJ and INFP should flip

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>Trans people cannot serve in the U.S army
>gay people can
>traps are trans
hence traps are not gay, and neither is being attracted to one.
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oh shit i guess its that time of the day again, the kikes are here to shill on r9k again
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Trans people can serve into the army.
Trump's tweets do not automatically become law.
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>>38715339
>Gay man has mental illness
>Gay man cannot serve in army
>But other gay men can
>Therefore gay man with mental illness isn't gay.

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stubbed my toe running up the stairs
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>>38715314
>jammed a thorn up under my finger nail
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>>38715314
>threw up a little while gagging on my sister's dick
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>>38715314
cut my pinky to the bone on a SERRATED bread knife

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When you're talking to a 7/10 or better, pretend in you mind that she is some nasty uggo. Don't ever let her beauty stress you out. It's a simple trick that will take some time until it's fully mastered but your confidence will grow after each trial.

You have nothing to lose anyway (except your virginity perhaps).
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>>38715299
This is true. Hard to remember sometimes, but it's essential for prolonged eye contact. When I forget this trick I end up averting my eyes because I don't feel worthy of looking at girls that seem out of my league.
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Lol wrong. You can't trick nature like this. If you try to artificially inflate your value by pretending a girl is ugly, she's gonna look at you look like you're a freak.

No amount of mind games will change the fact that she is an attractive female and thus better than you. The only way to gain confidence is by doing something, like become a gangster or drug dealer
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>>38715299
I did this once to my coworker, she complained to my (female) manager that I was giving her rapey eyes, I moved from produce to the front end (cashier). I quit shortly after as I can't handle dealing wit 400 people every day.

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I JUST WANT TO BE A GIRL AND FALL IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER GIRL
FUCK THIS WORLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38715279
Girls can't love.
source: i'm a lesbian.
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>>38715296
I'm not talking about dirty 3D love. All real people are shit. 2D love however is pure
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>>38715348
In the 2D world you have no gender. You can imagine yourself as a lesbian loli if you want to anon.

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>ITT: we come up with ways to commit suicide that actually traumatizes/ruins the lives of countless normies.

I'll start.
>work at daycare center
>read to everyone a children story
>make the story extremely sad talking about mortality and everything their parents told them is a lie.
>whip out shotgun at the end and blow my head off.
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>strap a bomb to yourself
>walk into the lobby of a children's hospital
>blow yourself up, killing myself and orphaning countless children
top banter
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>be american
>get into a collage or high school
>make yourself an outcast or target for bullying
>keep this up for a year or two, in that time prepare a journal full of plans to shoot up the place
>when the time is right, go fourth to make columbine look like a fucking joke

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>>38715260

>Go to France
>Devise homemade explosive
>Strap to body
>Go into Louvre
>Blow self up along with priceless, irreplaceable art

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Bed time already wagie?
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>>38715247
It's 3PM on a Saturday.
No.
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>>38715247
Do you understand the work week?
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>>38715247
where i am it's 10:20am

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I ducking hate anime posters. They're fucking stupid and I wish they would stop.
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Quack quack then why do you come to a website about discussing anime quack?
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hahaha you dont like anime posters so let me post one hahaha so funny!
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>>38715237
ITT: I want more anime reaction images/gifs

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I see two of everything it feels so good it' so calm
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>>38715236
nice picture
originalsdasom
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>>38715438
I'm nice not jjust the pic
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>>38715618
You are, anon! You're a nice person!

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