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Are there any women who actually prefer virgins or is it just a fantasy for people like us that someone would actually be happier with our virginity rather than just tolerating it?
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>>37210083
I just really really don't want a gf that's raped or gets raped while being with me. That thought haunts my every day. My every second.
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>>37210083
No.
Either you're entirely inexperienced which means we have to teach you everything emotional, sexual, and responsibility that is required to make a relationship function.
Or
You've had relationships before just not sex which still means i have to teach you everything about that from technique to cues and all the while hope you aren't just naturally terrible or lacking.

Yes you can be a natural at all of this but thats still a nice redflag for us.
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>>37210083
Only a minority. I wouldn't exchange fluids with a non-virgin guy. It's a requirement. He should also be unwilling to partake in casual sex and similar degenerate practices with random people. Bonus if he's shy and modest. I'm a khhv myself and won't settle for an impure male.

That said, I think this is very uncommon.

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Does anyone else play Russian roulette in the morning after they wake up? If you do, does it help motivate you for the rest of the day?
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>>37209971
I play it in the sense that I sleep in and don't try to start the day early. This cuts my likelihood of success down by a little bit. In the looooooooooooooong run I might kill myself because I am not successful, so I'm playing an abstract and kind of stupid form of RR.
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>>37210013
That's cool. I play with a loaded .45 magnum. My fate renews my spark every morning and in return I feed the flame.
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I don't play russian roulette but sometimes I'll put one of my handguns to my head. Idk it releases some of the tension I guess.

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>tfw *still* no fat hairy foreveralone christmas cake fembot gf
When will this torture end?
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>>37209930
WHEN
TELL ME
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tfw you're too fat for normies but not fat enough for fetishists
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>>37209930
>mfw thought someone was posting about me for a second

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>want to own a sword
>have no use for a sword
>have no training in using a sword

What's wrong with me?
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Better get your fedora before you start getting into swords.
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>>37209908
At one point I owned like, I don't know, 7 or 8 swords. Not including things like machetes and larger knives like barongs. They were all Chinatown-junk-tier display swords though. Pure autism.

There's something really simple and satisfying about a sword. We used them for centuries and centuries it must be part of our genetic memory.

Guns can misfire and they run out of bullets eventually and it's easy to miss, but a sword is a sword you just stab and swing that shit around. It's also as strong as you are.
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It's your money, unless you're a cucked freedom-hating communist faggot, you should spend it on what you want.

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Fellow robots post your:

Political Beliefs/Ideology:
What you're doing this summer:
Age:
Dick Size
Favorite Anime:
Favorite Manga:
Weight:
Height:
Fetish:
Favorite video game:
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage
How often do you drink?
Mental illness
Favorite sport
What country do you live in
Do you smoke?
Drugs?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Why?
Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman need to have to be with you (like patience, humor)
Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children um the future?
Did you have any past experience dating?

and women pls rate everyone in the thread and find a bf

Here's mine
>Centrist
>NEET
>23
>8.5 inches
>Kill la Kill
>Don't have one
>155 pounds
>5'10"
>ddlg
>Persona IV
>Vodka
>Moderately
>Depression
>Soccer
>US
>No
>No
>Not marriage, but someone to be with forever
>Sex is important, but love is more important
>Virgin, and neet
>Would do online
>No marriage or kids
>No past experience
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>>37209886
stop with this threads dude, no one is going to get a decent girl out of this.
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This seems like a virtue-signalling Tumblr thing. What rational person would want their personality represented by bullet points, and more to the point, who would date any of us?
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>>37209886
These threads are always total failures and roasties will only pick the Chadiest Chad of the thread. Just stop.

>He likes mustard
What the fuck is wrong with you
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>he likes salad dressing on salad

Fatty degenerates neck yourself
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>he likes condiments at all
stay beta
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>he likes food
manlets, when will they ever learn?

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>tfw born with no penis
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Why would you want a penis? Vagina is infinitely better.
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It's okay, OP. You can play with mine.
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>>37209604
Penis envy, penises are so cool! We have nothing.

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>be 27
>never had a gf

I'm so scared. I don't want to die alone. Please help
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Post face with eyes blurred out, wanna see what I'm working with.
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>>37209450
originalium oregananium
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>>37209408
>25
>tfw no gf
>tfw never had a crush
>tfw never been in love or been loved, don't even know what love is

I paid for sex a few times though...so there's that I guess.

the worse feel is as we get older women will expect more mature and maturer relationships. we'll never experience young innocent love even if we manage tfwgf

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Today is my 19th birthday robots

I didn't expect to live this long.
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>>37209381
I hate how this board is full of kids like you
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>>37209381
congratulations, soon you will be capable of rational thought
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Geez, I never remembered Calvin being this philosophical. I just remember the kid who was president of GROSS and got in trouble in class all the time.

How do you other robots cope with the knowledge that you will forever lack physical affection? I don't even mean sex - even something like a friendly pat on the back, or someone putting their arms around your shoulders, or holding someone's hand? Something so normal to other people. Something that proves that there truly are others outside of yourself?

Every day I feel more and more distant from others because, physically, I'm so separate. And then, at the odd time when someone does want to touch me at all, I probably look uncomfortable.
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I cope knowing I'll die and live in a better place after dead.
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>>37209353
How can you know that at all?
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>>37209659
How can you know anything?

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>ywn be a gay sex slave
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>>37209330
>ywn be forced to crossdress and wear a chastity belt to be physically and mentally feminized for a master
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>>37209369
I don't like feminization because I find this whole "sissy" thing cringy, but the chastity is pretty good.
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>>37209397
True, you can never be a girl even if you want to. That's part of my tfw.
I just want to lose control of my sex drive.

>TFW not using an operating system that repsects your freedom and privacy

It's almost like you faggots want to be virgins
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ubuntu + i3 here
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I'd like to switch to either Debian or Arch. I'm just worried that I won't be able to find a good fit for all of the programs I use.


>Inventor/FEA/CFD
I'll just switch over to NX
>Matlab
I'm not rewriting all of my programs in python, so hopefully wine works
>Photoshop/Premiere
Gimp really isn't an option. Hopefully wine works.
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>>37209320
arch has matlab in the AUR

Wine works with some fuckery but it's not great

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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW

Thread: XXVI

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>>37208797
yo preacher boy, why did jesus stay on earth for 40 more days after he was resurrected?
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>>37208933
Why not? He was just with the apostles and communicating with them. Also, if you read it from an exegetical point of view then you'de understand that he came in intervals. Like he would appear and disappear to them in intervals, not literally by staying with them as a man walking on earth but rather in spirit.
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What happens when you're wife dies and you remarry? Do you get to fuck both your wives at once in heaven?

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i am in my 20s and i still look at "grown ups" as some separate race of authority figures, i realize in dealing with service industry "grown ups" some of them are even younger then me. how do i cure this? it's a weird inferiority complex i can't shake. i feel like a dependent little kid in need of permission at all times.
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>>37208778
I felt that until I was 21. Moving out of your parents house could help. But honestly getting a gf and losing virginity is the only cure, and I'm being serious. That's what's missing
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>>37208778
get a job, make money and get a girlfriend

how tall are you?
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>>37208778
I feel similarly. I have a lot more in common with teenagers than other people in their mid-twenties. I feel so much less capable.

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What do you think about at night, robots?
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>>37208704
Pretty much your .gif, but more so blowing my brains out
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>>37208704
One of my fantasy worlds
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>>37208704
I really think, a lot.

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