>Like a girl
>Get on pretty well with her
>Unironically think i got chance with her
>Good friend of mine also likes her
>He tells to the others. They start trying to get them toghether.
What the fuck I'm supposed to do in this situation?
Help.
>>37013522
It's simple anon. You have to establish your dominance by turning the other guy into a mind broken slut with your cock. Then you send evidence of this to the girl. She'll love it, and should confess to you right then. If she doesn't then she's probably a lesbian.
>>37013522
You are pathetic as fuck son she wont get with you your friend is more of a man then you are she will go to him, my advice is start watching cuck porn or go on Grindr you little faggot
>>37013522
You need to suck your friends cockmeat no joke that will make him gay and want you instead of the girl, you can get the girl with no problems a d everyone will think your friend is gay when he tells you you swallowed his cum you deny it
My only interest is drugs. When I'm not doing them I'm reading about them. "Uppers, downers, screamers, laughers", boy I love them all. Normal life is so boring sober.
Anyone else like this?
So nobody else then?
Forever alone.
One drugs please
It's a bit hard to find MDMA where I'm from but it's always a lot of fun when I do
do you robots smoke weed?
I enjoy it very much
yeaahh bro, duude weed lol
>>37013304
weed is a drug for betas, and like drinking, whatever you repress will resurface 10x worse.
>>37013351
...which is why so many robots smoke it.
desusan edition
>>37013299
How's Tesco and National lottery doing?
who originlly /wantstofuckingdie/ here?
I've got an idea for a great new meme lads
When you try to make a post, but get blocked by the robot, you have to put this image in your post and say "bloxo cubes" at the bottom of your post
https://youtu.be/tDoo1okjGbg
>Parents hate him
>Neet
>Likes toys
He seems like us. To be honest I blame his normie parents, they seem like scumbags
>>37013267
>when Brandon tells me hes lost a job my first reaction is what a shock
how the fuck does he even get a job?!
>rich parents
>mom obviously had some type of botox or surgery on her face
>backyard "ruined"
>spergs out every once in a while
If this is real, then this is /ourguy/. I don't believe it though, he looks like an actor, not a neet.
>>37013267
Just give him the ol' sink or swim. 35 is old enough to have your life somewhat underway.
FEMBOTS, stop whatever you're all doing and post in this thread to proof that you are real robots and not just roasties/attwhores.
Just post the reason why you think you're real fembots(robots).
GO.
because i cant get a cute boyfriend thats not a creeper :(
>>37013274
im cute and not a creeper, also define "creeper", pls. we'll see ;)
>>37013291
>im cute and not a creeper
nice try, OP
Who else /over 20 and still lives with their mom/ here?
what's your excuse?
>>37012935
Don't care what normies think of me.
24, and a fucked up housing market that is. planning on buying this year though.
>>37012935
No job
Social anxiety makes it hard for me to get one
Also rent here would be pretty much my whole paycheck
Not that these are valid excuses I know I'm a bitch
I need a feline companion for myself in this small apartment. I work all day and I don't know if it's bad to get just one older cat, or if I should spend a bit extra and get two younger ones.
>>37012916
young ones, you have a great chance of the older one end up ignoring you for the rest of his life, the young one will grown with you and will love you, not guaranteed tho
>>37013107
Yeah, that's what I figured, but I'd rather get two younger cats so they aren't bored out of their skulls when I'm at work. The problem with this is of course the cost.
Older cats are frequently up for adoption because their owner got sick of the shit and piss outside the box. Buyer beware.
Are we that predictable?
Sucks to be a beta........
>>37012676
>let's throw this bunch of randomly selected traits together with a picture of a fat balding man
What exactly did they mean by this?
It's called the Barnum effect you idiots.
>>37012676
>not in peak physical form
Neither are 99% of normals nor most chads.
Whatever, those traits are just a selection of things to try to catch absolutely everyone.
robots why don't you go /gay/?
> easy sex even for the uggos, height doesn't matter, partner understands you, 1000000 times better sex
>>37012503
Fuck off kike, you'll hang on the DOTR
>>37012503
i think bi is hotter
donno what girls think of guys who like to take it in teh butthoel tho ;_;
>>37012503
Yeah, no. I'd very much appreciate to not get AIDS. thankyouverymuch
someone please hire me i'm desperate
>>37012379
Hire?
I can be your bf if you're desperate for that too.
>>37012387
no i need money not a bf reeeeeeee
>>37012379
get a job
verioriginal
>mothers day
>forgot to get gift
uh oh
tfw ur mom knows she fucked up bad tahts y ur a poor weak bitch so shes not even mad just sad taht shes such a shit human
>baked and made a card for mommy
>she didnt come
>caring about holidays corporations made up to make more money
what is it to be in love? Or what is it to love someone in general? I'm so confused
It's that tingly feeling you get in your dick when you find a pornstar that is a really great mix of hot and cute, and you just -have to- find her name
>>37012401
I don't know that feel t b h
>>37012370
i feel a river flowing in myself when i make her smile
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>tfw INFP
I should have been a girl
INFP-T
>>37012395
Why is that?
>>37012364
>ENTP
brettygud
Share music in this thread
Here's a jam I recorded with friends and I'd like to know what people think of it
https://youtu.be/HAGPJk8Hch4
this live stream is chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9VWAOcPlNU
>>37012309
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
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Ladies and gentleman, my guiltiest of pleasures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SCQyBcHeDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmDQuwJWs84
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