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>>38527595
not a wagecuck. I'm a freelancecuck..

sharing economy desu. All the profits are shared, so little money for the small people, but hey, freedom to wakeup whenever? AWESOME>

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>>38527595
This is like a 48-hour-long lunch break.

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>>38527595
it's funny because you're right
oregano

>>38527347
I'll share mine:

>get home
>lay out 30 individual letters, each handwritten to someone who might care
>old friends
>family
>instructions
>hits me that around 21 of them are never going to be read
>or theyll be read by the cops
>put them all in a plastic bag
>put my watch on
>put a coat on
>wait until twilight, sitting on a stool facing outy of the window
>walk through empty streets
>check my watch every 5 minutes
>get to a forest
>keep walking
>zone out until a see some sign of life (I live in a heavily forested area, with deep thick forests.)
>its a tent
>far away from all camping areas
>decide to walk towards it
>two tents, a small fire
>someone sitting there
>stand in the shadows watching them
>cough
>he turns around
>"'oo dae fuck are yoo?"
>a tent flap opens and someone else comes out
>both of them look around 17
>person who came out of the tent taps the other guy on the shoulder and whispers something
>they offer me a drink
>take it
>sit there drinking in the middle of the forest with strangers in the middle of the night
>fall asleep
>feel warm and somewhat fulfilled
>wake up
>tents collapsed
>fire out
>campsite looks abandoned
>anythign I had of value is gone
>my backpack is on the other side of the campsite
>my letters strewn about
>see several burnt remains of letters amongst the ash where the fire used to be
>check my pockets
>pretty much everything gone
>watch gone
>i really liked that watch
>crawl over to my backpack
>rope was gone
>stand up, look around for anything of value
>find a bottle of beer
>slowly make my way back home sipping it

those lads were alright

>>38527710
So there were 2 dudes camping in the forest? What were you talking about?

>>38527710
I've always wanted to do the letter thing. I think about it a lot.

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>>38527295
>Not potty training your dogs
>leaving electronics on the floor

ISHYGDDT

Talk about a (urine pun) (internet pun)!

I guess you really got (dog pun) (urine pun).

>>38527295
teach me how to post on 4chan without using the internet senpai
is it a special tantric meditation or what

money and no morals

>>38527290
There are 7 billion people in the world anon. There are good men, bad men, good women, and bad women out there. You will find a pure hearted qt one day and you will love each other so damn much, it'll feel like a dream. Just let it happen

what the fuck man, who the fuck would lick an old mans asshole?

ILLLLLL

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>>38527274
If you really don't want to do it, just don't. If you do want to, just do.
Simple.

>>38527274
Fight the urge. Nofap is a good test of self discipline

>>38527274
I am at least 3 weeks into it, I stopped counting the days because ultimately nofap is a lifestyle change, not a stupid little challenge you just quit once you reach 90 days or some stupid shit like that.

what a loss for the music industry is something that someone might say if anyone talented died

>>38527249
He's burning inside the fire of a thousand suns

>>38527249
It was apparent that he was going to do it at some point.

>>38527212
If you aren't larping, you did the right thing.

She could have taken you outside, walked to her place & then revoked the pussy offer. Then you'd be fucked with no recourse.

>>38527212
You absolutely did not make a mistake. Say that you actually did manage to fuck her. What are the chances of her keeping up her end of the bargain? I would say pretty low since she sounds like a manipulative bitch to begin with. She could easily say you raped her, get you expelled and fired, ruin your career, and then if she really had guts she could sue the university and get even more out of the situation. It never ends with these cunts.

You did the smart thing, anon. Don't worry, you think all your chances are gone, I thought the same thing at age 25. Two years later I finally managed to get laid in a completely legit and non embarassing way. Don't let desperation cloud your judgement.

>>38527212
No, you did a good thing.

>>38527031
>testicles are not in the ballsack
holy shit anon are you ok
did you find them yet
what happened

>>38527031
Stop taking pictures of yourself desu

>>38527121
lost: anon's balls
if found call 0800- hugefag
small reward.

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Yes. Males are getting more estrogen and females are getting more testosterone.

>>38526995
>barely finding out about this because a trending popscience youtube video

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We aren't fucking canines anon.

>be me a few years ago
>in school
>never make a move
>she probably forgot I exist

i lonely
nobody love me haha

>>38526981
she's not 3D so can't hug her and even if she were 3D she wouldn't accept me

Is he still straight? If so, what types of mental gymnastics does he go through to think that you can be straight and crossdress?

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>>38526924
Is that from Sonichu 11?

>>38527228
I think she's a gaybian tomgirl or something.

>>38526924

what a guy famaroni

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>>38526917
*tumbleweed rolling*

I presume the answer is no.

However, I have a question: When is the end date for Millennials/Generation Y? Is it in 1995, 1996, 2000, 2001, or somewhere else?

>>38527445
That post is wrong and your old. Millennials start at 84

>>38527445
I think it ends with the very last people old enough to remember 9/11, which would place the cutoff at around ~1995-1997, depending on how good the individual's memory was as a young child.

However most people are lazy and just go with a 2000 cutoff date. This makes people born in the 80s and early-mid 90s antsy, because it includes those born in the late 90s/early 2000s, who are widely considered cancerous.

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>>38526897
Just about time.
It is the time to financiate the holocaust, 12 million this time you fuckers, i want high numbers

>>38526897
Sounds boring as fuck actually.

LOL, that's a very typical post, OP.

There's a great quote that says:

"When people say they want to be a millionaire, what they mean is they want to spend a million dollars, not make a million dollars".

If you do get rich, you probably won't buy nearly as much as you think.

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>>38526848
I looked toward the corner of the meeting hall where Misaki sat alone, stooped over on a steel chair. She was making herself small, trying as hard as she could to not stand out. There, in the corner of the room, she was destroying any trace of herself.

>>38526848
bumperinellerino originellerino

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>>38526848
It's Friday already? What the fuck?

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>>38526767
>tfw playing music with strangers
Best feel on earth. Music is the universal language, it's beautiful.

>saw funny picture and laughed
What a good productive day

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>tfw diet is working and losing my man tits