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>it isnt charlie brown

>>35111691
That comic doesn't have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw&t=313s

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>>35111836
hmm that is actually very compelling

>>35111562
women are only like that if you are too disgusting for her to even want you as an orbiter.

>>35111562
but no one does that
are you in middle school dude...

Does that ever happen?
In my experience girls don't even reject you directly. They avoid you until you get the clue. Like
>that sounds great anon I'll see you there :)
>umm sorry actually I can't, maybe some other day?
>hmm I'm busy that day I'll tell you when I'm free
Shit like that.

>>35111542
Why are you going on a date if you hate dates?

>>35111553

Because i have to if i am to leave r9k

>>35111599
Dubs. Kek is speaking to you OP. You have to go on this date.

>>35111539

You should. I used to be addicted to this place before and it was fucking depressing. Then again I used to spend my day fapping and lurking and shitposting. I used to take sleeping aids to go to sleep.

Then I somehow got a good job, started doing meditations, became religious, started doing hardmode nofaps/total celibacy and now I sleep like a horse every night.

I clicked on this board for old times sake and immediate see fucking porn and dicks and depressed neet fags. Same old bs.

Gonna have to pull yourself out of the rug or stay here forever.

>>35111620
good job cucking yourself out of gene pool fellow transcendental robot

>>35111620

It's so depressing. I realize it's the same tired old memes and feels day in and day out, but still keep refreshing for days.

>>35111509
eyes are too far apart

fucking robot i went over the time limit

>>35111509
I don't really find her particularly attractive but if you like her that much good on you.

>>35111509
Her face is fucking weird and her music is really, really bad

>>35111480
It's actually not that hard as long as you know her fairly well.

>>35111498
how well? is there an equation for this?

i fall hopelessly in love with every woman ive ever met

Depends on the setting. Work? School? Friend of a friend? Compete stranger?

If school or whatever I usually say something "I like your ring" or "your hair looks nice" if they got a hair cut. If they repond positively chit chat for a while then ask if they want to grab a cup of coffee sometime and get their number and start texting. If they just say thanks blankly or look away they're not interested.

Works pretty good for me. I'm sure someone way smoother could give you better tips.

>>35111429
Sex is good.

That is all.

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I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF VIRGINS WORLDWIDE

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>>35111429
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sex is a pathetic form of gratification.

Women are slowly getting out of demand.

Fembots, do you see the doll?

It is what you are.

An object that exists for sex only, and nothing else.
We will not stand for your useless offers, for we, men do not require such pathetic methods of relief from individuals like YOU.

Women will slowly lose their usefulness, for the rise of sex-robots, sex-dolls, and other methods of gratification are rising.

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>>35111380
>tfw trump caused this

>>35111380
Pa?
Hot as shit here

opie in the summer it never dipped below 90 here, i woke up wet with sweat every morning

nut today
I conteste your statement
I have kicked you in the testicles

>>35111374
>I have kicked you in the testicles
Good one

That's what I call a "kick in the nuts"

>>35111303
what the fuck are you applying to be an astronaut

>>35111324
Job overseas.

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>>35111303
>mcdonalds job
>requires college degree, background check, and lie detector test administered by the fbi

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>>35111271
>tumblr_ojflbiqL2r1sv4lw3o

>>35111271
I don't have pictures but my grandparents came from greece where they slept on dirt beds

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>>35111307
I posted these on tumblr originally.

Do something about it

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>>35111250
Gee, a whole half hour. An impossible feat.

Pizza is a "woman" now actually and is in lesbians with Eggman

do it while the pizza man is there

>>35110955
>320x240

>>35110955
Your whorish lust does not affect me.

I have risen above the level where sex is the primary concern.

We shall unite, brothers.

The females shall be cleared from this board.
Normies shall be cleared.
The degeneracy shall be cleared.

>>35110955
"haha how are you doing that? You have a dildo in your mouth but I understood every word you said! Are you a ventriloquist? That's neat!"

>>35110929
>wants English bf
>grindr
god fucking dammit

>>35111063
what you mean anon? :o

why wouldn't grindr have English people on it?

>>35111215
nah just the shallow pipe dream of a robot gf then see grinder, to each there own though man

>>35110924

Since you post anime and complain like a bitch, I'm gonna tell you now that it is way too much to ask.

>>35110924
Same senpai plus back rubs.
I get meeeeental doms from chin ups and a qt astride my posterior rubbing my lats would improve my life significantly.
It's not something you can ask a bro to do either, yknow?

>>35110924
>I JUST WANT A CUTE GIRL WHO LOVES ME AND WANTS TO WATCH NETFLIX WITH ME AND WAKE ME UP WITH BLOWJOBS AND RIDING MY DICK
isn't that what a gf is?