What do you guys do when you have work in the morning but can't sleep yet? My sleep medicine isn't kicking in well..
>>37675124
Jerk off ya dingus
I just drink myself into a stupor every night and I sleep just fine. I always wake up hung over but I just smoke a little weed then i'm fine.
It's an unhealthy cycle of shitty awfulness but at least I sleep 8 hours every night.
Would it be autistic to go on a road trip by myself? Would it actually be enjoyable? I see people online going on road trips and it seems like they have fun, but I have no friends to go on one with. It also seems like it would really suck if I drove halfway across the country and then got discouraged, knowing how long it would take to get back to my apartment.
My roommate did that and she's a uh for lack of a better term: roastie.
So no, it's actually supposed to be pretty cool.
>>37675081
>Would it be autistic to go on a road trip by myself?
No
>Would it actually be enjoyable?
Yes.
Find a place you want to go, and make some plans.
post these type of memes for a folder im creating please
>be me
>19
>junior in high school turning senior because of some health issues that left me in the hospital for a while
>few friends because of how late I'm graduating
>no purpose or direction in life
>no idea what im doing after high school
>Friend recommended I go to naval academy but it terrifies me because I don't know what to expect from military
I'm so pathetic. Why do I even bother trying. I should just hang myself shouldn't I?
>>37674988
Nobody knows what they're doing at 19. You have friends too, which is more than what some people have. Don't go to the army. Go to college
>be neet
>completely don't care about life anymore
>just want to stay in bed and browse 4chan
>literally have to set reminders to tell myself to drink water and eat food so I don't die
I wish I didn't have to eat or drink to live
>completely don't care about life anymore
>drink water and eat food so I don't die
Are you havin a laff.
>be me
>live with roommates
>alone for the summer since they all went back to their parents
>notice random shit like the laundry machine turning off by itself and random lights being on that i didnt touch
am I going cuckoo?!!!
Can you really blame women for being curious about big dicks?
I believe we can, yes.
I can't blame them it's just unfair they get to have fun with those jumbo negro knee knocker bbcs and we don't.
>>37674855
Small arms desu
>tfw no gf that's into exhibitionism and keeps a vibrator inside her all day just so i can tease her in public using the remote control
this destroys the robot
Have any of you 'bots ever had any success on a dating site for literal autistis? I'm thinking of giving one of them a shot.
>universityfag
>parents won't pay living expenses
>have to work part-time as a delivery boy
>physics senior
>have my name on two papers
>previously worked doing freelance work online but had to hang up my hat after a steady contract expired and collapsed
>last night
>closing at le delivery place
>pass a gaggle of teenagers
>"Do you have weed bro lmao"
>drunk person tells me I seem smart and "should go to college"
>get treated like a fucking retard by stupid-ass normies who can't fathom a college student having to work
Almost at my breaking point, to be honest.
The next customer to say some shit is going to get their food slapped on the pavement.
I can't wait to move on to graduate school and a comfy stipend. I'll still get paid shit and my students will think I'm terrible, but at least I won't have to wear a hat for Mr. Shekelstein's Kosher Family Restaurant.
Are any of you robots but
>have siblings
>live in a large city area
? Is it even possible to not be socialized in this setting?
>score a date with a girl
>after first date be very blunt that I just wanna fuck
>she stops talking to me
>score a date with girl
>talk to her in search of deeper connection with which to forge a common bond
>she thinks I'm gay
WHAT THE FUCK DO WOMEN WANT HOLY SHIT THIS KEEPS HAPPENING AND I'VE BEEN GETTING BLUE BALLED LIKE THIS FOR TWENTY THREE FUCKING YEARS
w-what am i doing wrong ;_;
women are simple minded af.
all you do is literally make them laugh, that's it.
They probably want someone who treats them like a person and not a meme
If I don't find something to keep myself occupied, I'm unironically going to go insane.
I have nothing. I'm not motivated enough to start an anime or to pirate a game, if I even find any of them fun. Even less starting a manga.
Please, anything.
>>37674625
im in a similar position
Who else knows this feel?
Still have mom tie them every morning.
>>37674547
I just knot my boot laces, it's slightly less pathetic than having my mum tie them for me.
Is being gay real or is it just a meme?
>>37674543
>Is being gay real or is it just a meme?
Even if it was a meme I prefer it to interacting with women
>>37674543
No it is real, as long as I can remember I've wanted to suck cock and seen myself as more womanly then manly, it's not just a meme like you see with traps, you can be born gay, or you can turn gay over time, I say I turned gay over time because I use to be turned on by women but not any longer, I'm now only turned on by men.