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>had to talk to qt nice stacey the whole day in job
>tfw remembering all the cringey things I said to her during the day

WHY WHY WHY THESE THOUGHTS ARE HAUNTING ME HELP
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>>37675169
alcohol

take it now
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>>37675169
I truly pity you right now
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That sweet feeling of utter failure when a group you're with is having a conversation, then you say something and the conversation suddenly stops, they all quietly look at each other and the conversation awkwardly continues without anybody noting your comment.

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I have fallen for a qt lesbian girl. Is there any hope for me or am I doomed?
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>>37675154
I knew a qt lesbian girl in college. she never said mean things like other girls do and she seemed to care about people's problems.
just leave her alone and hopefully she'll end up being nice. if you go after her she might end up cold and uncaring
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>>37675220
this, if shes a lesbian and not just saying she is like some stacys do for attention than she'll probably hate you for going MUH DICK on her
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Go listen to some fucking Weezer and cry for a bit and it'll all be better.

<spoiler>And long-term, examine what it is about you that causes you to be attracted to lesbians. Perhaps you subconsciously want to fail?</spoiler>

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What do you guys do when you have work in the morning but can't sleep yet? My sleep medicine isn't kicking in well..
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>>37675124

Jerk off ya dingus
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I just drink myself into a stupor every night and I sleep just fine. I always wake up hung over but I just smoke a little weed then i'm fine.
It's an unhealthy cycle of shitty awfulness but at least I sleep 8 hours every night.

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Would it be autistic to go on a road trip by myself? Would it actually be enjoyable? I see people online going on road trips and it seems like they have fun, but I have no friends to go on one with. It also seems like it would really suck if I drove halfway across the country and then got discouraged, knowing how long it would take to get back to my apartment.
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My roommate did that and she's a uh for lack of a better term: roastie.
So no, it's actually supposed to be pretty cool.
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>>37675081
>Would it be autistic to go on a road trip by myself?
No
>Would it actually be enjoyable?
Yes.

Find a place you want to go, and make some plans.

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post these type of memes for a folder im creating please
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>be me
>19
>junior in high school turning senior because of some health issues that left me in the hospital for a while
>few friends because of how late I'm graduating
>no purpose or direction in life
>no idea what im doing after high school
>Friend recommended I go to naval academy but it terrifies me because I don't know what to expect from military
I'm so pathetic. Why do I even bother trying. I should just hang myself shouldn't I?
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>>37674988
Nobody knows what they're doing at 19. You have friends too, which is more than what some people have. Don't go to the army. Go to college

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>be neet
>completely don't care about life anymore
>just want to stay in bed and browse 4chan
>literally have to set reminders to tell myself to drink water and eat food so I don't die
I wish I didn't have to eat or drink to live
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>completely don't care about life anymore
>drink water and eat food so I don't die

Are you havin a laff.

>be me
>live with roommates
>alone for the summer since they all went back to their parents
>notice random shit like the laundry machine turning off by itself and random lights being on that i didnt touch
am I going cuckoo?!!!
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Can you really blame women for being curious about big dicks?
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I believe we can, yes.
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I can't blame them it's just unfair they get to have fun with those jumbo negro knee knocker bbcs and we don't.
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>>37674855
Small arms desu

>tfw no gf that's into exhibitionism and keeps a vibrator inside her all day just so i can tease her in public using the remote control
this destroys the robot
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Have any of you 'bots ever had any success on a dating site for literal autistis? I'm thinking of giving one of them a shot.
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>universityfag
>parents won't pay living expenses
>have to work part-time as a delivery boy

>physics senior
>have my name on two papers
>previously worked doing freelance work online but had to hang up my hat after a steady contract expired and collapsed

>last night
>closing at le delivery place
>pass a gaggle of teenagers
>"Do you have weed bro lmao"
>drunk person tells me I seem smart and "should go to college"

>get treated like a fucking retard by stupid-ass normies who can't fathom a college student having to work

Almost at my breaking point, to be honest.

The next customer to say some shit is going to get their food slapped on the pavement.

I can't wait to move on to graduate school and a comfy stipend. I'll still get paid shit and my students will think I'm terrible, but at least I won't have to wear a hat for Mr. Shekelstein's Kosher Family Restaurant.
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Are any of you robots but
>have siblings
>live in a large city area

? Is it even possible to not be socialized in this setting?
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>score a date with a girl
>after first date be very blunt that I just wanna fuck
>she stops talking to me
>score a date with girl
>talk to her in search of deeper connection with which to forge a common bond
>she thinks I'm gay

WHAT THE FUCK DO WOMEN WANT HOLY SHIT THIS KEEPS HAPPENING AND I'VE BEEN GETTING BLUE BALLED LIKE THIS FOR TWENTY THREE FUCKING YEARS

w-what am i doing wrong ;_;
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women are simple minded af.
all you do is literally make them laugh, that's it.
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They probably want someone who treats them like a person and not a meme

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If I don't find something to keep myself occupied, I'm unironically going to go insane.
I have nothing. I'm not motivated enough to start an anime or to pirate a game, if I even find any of them fun. Even less starting a manga.
Please, anything.
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>>37674625
im in a similar position


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