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My only meme oc
just got back from the gym lads
not even 8 am yet i've got the whole day ahead of me
might study some physics or philosophy then do some chess theory
in the afternoon i'll go have sex with the woman who lives next door
she's lonely because her husband is away all day at work
in the evening i'll have a gourmet meal prepared by a michelin starred chef before heading down to the piano lounge where i will showcase my virtuoso skills before the community
NEET life best life
All wagecuck boy pucci belongs to our our superior NEET cocks
"are you alright?"
Why do normies always ask me this? In work especially
Because you're autistic and can't display appropriate facial expressions or body language, so normies can't read your intentions and naturally assume the worst about the quiet person who keeps to himself.
>Having trouble beating a boss on a game
>Ask for help on a forum
>He ask me to add him on steam so we can team up
>I don't have any friends so I ask how
>Finally have one steam friend
>He asks me to start a server (The game is Terraria)
>My toaster can't handle multiplayer
>mfw can't even make steam friends because too poor for new computer
Its a notebook, I'm too lazy to get you the specs, but It has 2gb of ham and windows 8, wich by himself consumes 40% of my ram. I can't even listen to music while playing, but thats okay, the soundtrack is great
ah, figures. my 2007 minibook runs a modified XP installation. it boots up real fast and also runs terraria on like 800x600 in multiplayer. consider windows 7 maybe.
terraria is a great game. what boss are you stuck on ? also, expert mode or mods ?
>bf knows I'm a weeb
>knows the "uwu bulge" meme and other RP stuff
>keeps saying it to me when he touches me to make fun of me
why do my bullies and my bf say the same things to me?
Do girls want CHAD or a RICH OLD MAN?
>tfw only friend is busy all day
>tfw lonely all day
I hate being a neet with nothing to do
how can i make a gas leak and kill myself without killing everybody in my house? also don't have a car or garage. canadian so no guns
is this what a real wizard looks like?
jestem cwelem pedauem 59.szukam bezwzglednego sadysty ,nie lubiacego cweli .,ktory podda mnie torturom i karom cielesnym-chlosta przypalanie itp.piss scat upokorzenie publiczne w klubie,jebanie bez gumy calkowite wykorzystanie finansowe-do zera-na koniec zniszczenie i kompromitacja cwela
>What do you think of my new little black dress anon? Isn't it just the cutest?
What do you think?
What are your thoughts on dick?
Feels real good when dipped semi-flaccid into a lukewarm jar of jelly.
I fap to those who have it, yet I don't want it.
I only like dick in my Chinese cartoon pornography. In real life I'm strictly into women.
Life is over now
Join deaths bitter sweet embrace
And release yourself.
Why is it called greentext and not yellowtext? Am I color blind?
tfw all you want in life is to go on an adventure.
I know, feels even more bad man. I just to experience the kind of roller coaster journey that an adventure is.
Comfy pics thread for my evening I'll start.
Nein! Rate me rare pepe please? SO comfy right now.