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>Your Mommy's alt right
>Your Daddy's alt right
:They just seem a little weird
>Surrender
>Surrender

>>36744202
Because you probaly look like someone who's about to kill himself/ shoot up the workplace

Because you're autistic and can't display appropriate facial expressions or body language, so normies can't read your intentions and naturally assume the worst about the quiet person who keeps to himself.
Sad!

my 2008 rig could run terraria, while hosting a server and listening to youtube.

what's your specs?

>>36744188

Its a notebook, I'm too lazy to get you the specs, but It has 2gb of ham and windows 8, wich by himself consumes 40% of my ram. I can't even listen to music while playing, but thats okay, the soundtrack is great

>>36744353
ah, figures. my 2007 minibook runs a modified XP installation. it boots up real fast and also runs terraria on like 800x600 in multiplayer. consider windows 7 maybe.

terraria is a great game. what boss are you stuck on ? also, expert mode or mods ?

>>36744137
Because he wants you to kys, as you rightfully should for being a degenerate faggot.

>>36744137
Sounds like the fuckwad is trying to be playful and coy but has problems with delivering the lines

Maybe your bullies just want to pound your Mittens too

>>36744137
I'll answer you if you suck my dick

>as if bots, even fembots, have wants
REEEEE GERROUT NORMIE

Of course they'd prefer a rich old man over Chad. But they'd probably spend the old man's money on many different Chads.

they certainly don't want a beta cuck like you

>he has a friend
>NEAT
>he can't pick one

>tfw celebrating a decade of nofriends

>>36744022
>friend
>neet
No honey you're just a broke normie

>>36743999
>rent car
>find garage
>carbon monoxide

old habits die hard i see. Adolph Hitler would be proud of you anon. he would of gassed you (assuming gassing was real), yet here you are trying to gas yourself
>he just gassed himself

>>36744018
my credit is to shit rent a car

jestem cwelem pedauem 59.szukam bezwzglednego sadysty ,nie lubiacego cweli .,ktory podda mnie torturom i karom cielesnym-chlosta przypalanie itp.piss scat upokorzenie publiczne w klubie,jebanie bez gumy calkowite wykorzystanie finansowe-do zera-na koniec zniszczenie i kompromitacja cwela

>>36744025
polaks out

>>36743990
>thread about a real legit wizard/robot
>only 2 posters, 3 now including me.

/r9k/ is now full of normie and fake "robots"

>>36743936
Yes, I really like it, you look amazing in this.

>>36743936
You're asking the wrong person about the wrong subject, fashion ain't my thing

>>36743936
*wonders where this sheboon came from*

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Feels real good when dipped semi-flaccid into a lukewarm jar of jelly.

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I fap to those who have it, yet I don't want it.

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I only like dick in my Chinese cartoon pornography. In real life I'm strictly into women.

>Whom is he quoting
>What is he quoting

>>36743893
Who I am quoting?
Only the voice of my heart,
It is all I hear.

>Someone's been sleeping in my bed I see contours of a head

Because it's green, anon. Not yellow.

it's clearly green

>>36743806
It could just be your monitor my man.

>>36743803
Silly anon, if you go on a wild adventure in the real world you'll just starve or get raped in a foreign country

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>>36743823
I know, feels even more bad man. I just to experience the kind of roller coaster journey that an adventure is.

If you are a girl (female) I'll take you on an adventure. Good timing as I'm flying to Asia tomorrow, you can come along.

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>>36743781
Who comfy here yet?

>>36743868
DONUT MERCHANT GO AWAY REEEEEEEE

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>>36744159
Nein! Rate me rare pepe please? SO comfy right now.

>>36743778
Yes. I unironically looked similar to him in highschool. Plenty of female attention no gf.

He looks like someone who'd get more attention from fags than women.

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Yes because having a gf is awful and I don't want one.

Some more information on me: I'm 30, HHKV, shut-in, never had the desire to socialise, don't like people, don't care about people etc.

this post is racist! f u op. four black peoples and the white one is the bad one. get out, just get the f out, RACIST

>>36743777
>>36743795
why do you care?
do you want to feel like you have a better understanding of your own existence?

psychs are generally wary of direct request whether it be for diagnoses or medication