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>that kid that told everybody he smokes to get attention but he only smoked a Smarties wrapper
>That kid who was really ugly and was a total asshole to everybody but still got laid because he knew how to talk to girls

>>35508838
That black kid that fucked your crush loool

It's a compliment, her suqq just took me unawares.

She must have been extremely hungry.

I hope I was filling for her.

>>35508850
sayhello to the dogs in park!!!


i do wish.

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your dick looks like a possum lol

>>35508791
Why the fuck don't you mongrel faggots just kill yourselves if it's so bad. Make your parents feel awful for bringing you into the world.

would still give the succ

depends on the question. i generally prefer the truth even if its weird, but not on stuff like "do you consume any illegal drugs?".

state the question, veer off in a different direction without actually answering the question. if it worked for the president it'll work for you.

If you want the job then lie you dumb nigger. HR doesn't appreciate honesty, they appreciate kissing ass and political correctness.

You /vampire/?

I sense you.

>>35508704
Genetic superiority

Tfw labor and energy chimera for blue eyed vampires

>>35508691
Withhnail & I is literally the greatest film of all time

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Hidden Figures

oregenalo

Cabiria
The Dead Zone
Memoirs of an Invisible Man

>>35508665
absolutely
so where's the link?

>>35508665
Post more and I might

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-com/r/T658R2V

Just go fap in the bathroom while thinking of a cute girl you know, just like you did when you were a tween without his own computer.

If you can't nut, just take a cold shower, make a sandwich, or something else to distract yourself from being horny. Show your dick who is boss. It will eventually fall in line.

>>35508636
Take a break from masturbating for a couple weeks and you'll be fine. Not the no fap meme, just find something else to do for a bit.

You're lucky desu. If vore is the only thing you've ever gotten off to then I would say suicide is the only cure.

>>35508629
You are Justa Lonny Pal.

I have the soul of a wizard

>>35508629
Weird I feel like a woman in a mans body.

>>35508516
Women are taught that it's gross and are made fun of for getting their periods by boys when it first happens. We're used to the idea that vag blood is disgusting and it can take a while to get over that cultural norm.

>>35508654

OK but what does that fake shit have to do with my relationship?

Because it is disgusting. It's not just blood, it's uterine lining and blood clots. Periods are just fucking gross anon, most people male or female would agree.

>>35508442
They commit suicide because they do such heinous things that go beyond our humans were design to act that their soul is plunged into a dark depression. Every sin you commit plagues your soul and weakens you and ultimately affects your brain as well and behavior.

they are better than us at everything, even killing ourselves

she probably got a A- on her math test

>Had a job I loved
>Was in a good place, independent, meds were finally working, respected at what I did
>Decide to go back to school to get the paperwork so I can make it a real career
>Cant get hired back anywhere now
>Going to end up stuck in phone support hell again
>Will never progress back to where I once was
every decision ive made in the last two years has been a dreadful mistake

>tfw you were the guy people thought was gonna make it
>tfw you didn't make it

>>35508468

>tfw every decision I've ever made has turned out to be the wrong one

I know the feeling, fampai. Why can't you get hired back at where you were? They fill your position?

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Make sure to stretch, anon!

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>>35508381
>"Hey you!"
>"Yes, you. The fat one living in his mom's basement."
>"Why don't you get a sporty gf, you fat fuck?"

Wow, just tell them to kill themselves, OP. No need to be this mean.

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>>35509059
Honey booboo child's mom did it why can't you? She lost weight and I bet it was easy.

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>>35508373
Because anon, drinking at a moderate level (i.e not destroying yourself via alcoholism) is enjoyable, silly.

I mean practically it's wonderful and very sociable to drink with friends, it's one of the best drugs around. It might even help you get laaaaaaiiiiiiid~. ;3

>>35508994
That wasn't even an answer to my question.

Pic related is me at 33 posting on 4chan

emo is still a thing not for girls for rappers ive seen so many emo or goth rappers talking about death and suicide its weird

>>35508439
I'm actually 31, and I get totally angry at childhood nostalgia thread about internet shit from 10 years

>>35508456
>so many emo or goth rappers talking about death and suicide its weird

You mean like horrorcore? Shit like Necro and old-school ICP?

Or like actual nail-polish & spiked bracelet goth. Cause that would actually kind of cool.