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sup
could life be any worse
had 10 job applications turned down str8
not even good enough to interview
and ontop of all that
keep getting nexted by qties on omegle
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>>38194026
"Have you tried showing up, speaking with the manager, handing him your resume, and giving him a firm handshake? That's usually all there is to it, champ."
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"Just stroll up and ask to speak to the manager, hand him your resume and follow with a firm handshake."
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>>38194026
Might be the gay pride flag you fucking autist. What QT is gonna wanna talk to you if she thinks you're a faggot?

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[sees you trying to nervously extend your hand]
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e-excuse me, I'm - uh- I'm
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Ah, ah ah. Hold it right there. I haven't finished my first cup yet. Not talkie until this mug is dry.

Thanks.
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N..no, Mr Shekelberg.. I'm g..going to speak my mind.. Listen.. I've been working here for 8 years and still only make minimum wage.. My wife just got pregnant, and I really need more money to support her and her child.. Could you please give me a raise?

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I tried socializing with the normie baristas for a while now and it's so exhausting.

They're all competing with each other to show everyone how cool and confident they are and all their accomplishments.

I would hate to hang out with them. Fuck it. I'm glad to be a loner. Normies are far up their own asses, esp hipster normies.
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>>38193919
But they get laid though
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>>38193974
So?
Originally phoneposted
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>>38193997
You're clearly not getting any and you could learn some much needed social skills from them

Recently I have saved a sweet little kitten that someone threw away and I thought it's going to be my friend. It was very soft and cuddly but then it got sick a few days later and today it died.
Pic related the kitten rip
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F
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>>38193892
Did you feed it? Originally?
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>>38193917
Yes, of course. All fresh. I have another cat as well but he didn't get sick.

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CHAD PROBLEMS:

>TFW normie manlet manager didn't wanna hire someone who's smarter and has more potential than him

>TFW just want a quiet day but people keep talking to me

>TFW have to keep doing social obligations to not make other people mad at me
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They have no legs
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>>38193995
only autists on /fit/ do legs
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>>38194006
only autists dont train whole body

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ITT: we trigger normies with our opinions
I think that women should be stripped of all their rights and be treated as cattle, only being used for breeding purposes and their life be terminated once their purpose has been fulfilled
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>>38193743
I think that we should have a total elimination of religion from the government, and that more money should be allocated towards the sciences that there should be full equality between the sexes. Total equality. Another thing is that we should treat Islam as a threat, and take refugees in after a highly vigilant vetting process.
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>>38193743
women shouldn't be worshiped
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>>38193743
Another thing is that I believe that there should be free healthcare towards the people, and that a light form of eugenics should be practiced.

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Who else here /misanthrope/?

Most people, especially women, boil down to the same few archetypes of people. This leaves little to no hope for finding meaningful and fulfilling companionship from a majority of human beings. That being said, their mindless questing for a soul crushing 9 to 5 corporate collar job, a house with a white picket fence, and a wife for who they feel nothing for will surely render them every bit as morose and jaded as we are.

tl;dr misanthropy is the final redpill, all you have to do is wait and eventually all the normies will be every bit as miserable as us.
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>>38193731
>tl;dr misanthropy is the final redpill, all you have to do is wait and eventually all the normies will be every bit as miserable as us.
Except they won't and they'll go out of their way to make sure you know it.
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>>38193731
>all you have to do is wait

No, I want Beta Uprising NOW
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>>38193749

That's just because they're all insecure and constantly need to reinforce the fact that they are happy to others. Depressed people are social liabilities for normies so of course they will go out of their way to not come across as one.

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>TFW you get kicked from a discord server for talking about the IRA
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Retirement is a contentious issue, anon.
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>>38193674
>ethics professor compares the IRA to ISIS
Wanted to kick that little cunt out of his wheelchair tbqh
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>>38193740
>commies
>terrorist
>heavy civi victims
Sound about the same.

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Would it be funny or just autistic to dress up as a trap and wear a crown and go as a "trap queen" for Halloween?
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Auh-tis-tick
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You want to get fucked don't you.
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>>38193623
no one would get it, and think you're just a weirdo

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This game is utter garbage. It's morality is based around that killing is bad because they have friends. If you don't have friends you are worthless and it's OK to kill you.
Only normies make pacifist run
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what do you expect from indieshit?
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I just finished this and enjoyed it quite a bit. The characters were all extremely likeable, even the random encounter monsters, and it was satisfying to get to know them and help them work through their problems. The game actually incentivized empathy for its own sake, rather than acting moral for arbitrary good boy points.

The way the plot, themes, characters and gameplay mechanics all tied together made for a very well crafted game in my opinion, even if it's not your cup of tea.
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Tbh I like games based on moral choices
Games built around a bigger question are kind of fun
Undertale or fallout 3/4 and new vegas on the legion endings all did it wrong though
If you have a game with clear good/bad endings you are doing it wrong
Take the talos principal for example, hunt for an unpleasant truth or choose happy ignorance (with a good backstory for the former). Not the hardest question but still interesting
Undertale is bad, all it does is tells a story like any other game with a narrative and challenges a few rpg tropes.

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You listen to me you fucking NEET piece of shit. You are NOTHING. You're a piglet, swallowing it's own shit under the guise of being unique. You aren't unique you roach, you are nothing more than a mindless machine, who thinks that they have to be different. You're just like every other mongoloid who refuses to do any work unless it's "mandatory". Nothing's mandatory. No matter how many times you refuse to work (and I'm sure you prefer pretending to have a good time) you will never be different. A bee who likes to pretend they aren't part of the hive, all while making honey for the queen. You go to R9K, make comments to yourself about how plaebian normies are. Or better yet, you're one of the shitlets who collects welfare and acts as if it's the superior existence, despite it being literal parasitism. You don't like work because you think your surplus value is being extracted, all because you read that somewhere on some website. You disgusting maggot. The ONLY reason you pretend to like marx is just so you don't have to work. HAHAHAHA YOU LITTLE COCKROACH. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. You aren't fooling everyone. Every time you go on a rant about how NEETDOM is better than "wage slavery" people roll their eyes and force themselves to swallow their own vomit just so they don't damage your fragile ego. You pathetic egg, one day someone is going to expose you for the phony that you are, and you'll fall right off you wall of pretentiousness. I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. And when the day comes that you put the shot gun to the roof of your mouth because you think people will remember you as a tortured soul, I want you to know that they won't.
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From the sounds of it, being a wage slave is the most hellish existence judging by your attitude. I'll pass. :)
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Original tldr lol.
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>>38193662
READ it YOU fucking SWINE

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When you're attractive, you can LITERALLY be a convicted felon and get away with it.

Just LMAO if you're a sub-5 male in 2017. Ugly men should be allowed free government-sponsored euthanasia.
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How does he have perfect teeth?
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>>38193465
Fuck this cunt.
I hate that everyone's giving him exposure.
He's living proof that life isn't fair.
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>tfw they've all fucked more women than you

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Girls have a better selection of clothes than men.. yet, they all wear the same shit.
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>he's just finding out women are a hive mind
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Are we being raided
Shit
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>>38193431
that's because they are all literally the same person

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What creates pedophilles? i read sexual abuse at a young age can cause pedophillic attraction in adults. But not all pedophilles were abused as children. Plus certain countries have higher rates of pedophillia without any real explanation why. Russia and the UK for example.
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>>38193421
Lack of Healthy relationships in later life mixed with some kind of childhood neglect started my attraction towards 15 and up girls. Tho I can control my urges and abide by societies laws
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>>38193421
Watching too much porn in my case. I could probably stop.
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>>38193421
i also was reading ED articles on various lolcows,
the ones who were pedophiles all shared the same stunted growth mentally. Its as if they're children in adult bodies. So to them its ok to be attracted to children..

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wots it like being bald?
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>>38193406
It's like having skin on your head instead of hair
and it's colder in the winter.
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>>38193406
Going bald is probably one of the worst decision you could ever make. Unless you can pull it of.
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>>38193625
Not really. Even an oddly-shaped dome, the Moby on a skele, or what have you looks ten times better than sporting a Mao Zedong.

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