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What's the best way to kiss? Rate me robots I bought this sword to impress girls

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Alright, well, as much as I enjoy reading up on our rapid progress as a country towards arresting and executing Obama, Clinton, McCain, and hundreds of other high-level government traitors according to the legal process, my obsession with watching these sadistic, genocidal, psychopathic pedophiles burn is not helpful for moving forward with my depression treatment and for eventually returning to the workforce. As much as I crave news of sweet justice for the tens of millions they have slaughtered through their political, financial, and military support of ISIS and the Mexican cartels, I must ignore the news for a time and, as they say, mind my own business.

I just have to trust that Trump and his cabinet know what they're doing. I can't do jack shit about any of this anyway. We're only taking down the multinational globalist cabal, which is the greatest and most evil criminal conspiracy in human history, greater even than the Nazis or the Soviets. And the largest faction of these has ruled my own country since JFK was assassinated, well before I was born. What we're doing is much more important than the American Revolution. I can totally ignore that, right?

I used to support these people. I advocated for Bernie. How dare they voice support for our progressive values to lure us into supporting great evil! At least the enemy is incompetent and we are winning. It's time to watch some anime, like the one pictured, and get my mind off of this crap. Happy Sunday, robots. Next week will go better.

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>Be 5'10.5
>wear boots
>5'11.5
Who here /eternallywearingbootstonotbeamanlet/?

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>nitrogen tank finally arrived

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Who /cancer/ here?

>tfw discovered a brown spot in my inner cheek

It's all over for me

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I'm hungry. It's 1:45. There's a White Castle a few blocks away but that means putting pants and shoes on, and walking. Should I do it, or just suffer and go to sleep?

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>Mom hears me talking to myself in the bathroom
>Asks me if she should get me a psychiatrist
>tell her no i'm just thinking out loud
>walk away and hear her tell my grandma she needs to get me some mental help

I can't wait to move out after college brehs

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>just try to improve your life yourself bro

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Let's try to find out who was 4chans true queen

Cracky Chan was cute

Boxxxy was retard

Eliza was one of us (inb4 REEEEE)

Creepy chan was weird

Crispy was also cute

Post your favourite 4chan girl and Lain doesn't count because she's not real...

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How is with taxes? I was looking at some land, 40 acres of woods and they paid like $5k on it. No buildings nothing productive whatsoever and they take 5k of nothing. It seems insane to me that people let this kind of shakedown go on. I'm a NEET stupid faggot and I have like 20k, which conceivably I could set up a farm and live off it but Big Daddy Government makes it illegal just to exist. I could wagekek but what's the point of doing anything only to get extorted for half your money. Maybe if I got a few people to join me we could find some "solutions" to this problem. fuck man how you gonna charge anyone to have a chunk of dirt sit there.

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Does anyone have the original of this picture? I can only find the chad-edit.

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Why is it that guys with eyes slightly pointing downwards have a hard time finding a girl to love?

I think I'm fairly good looking, but my eyes ruin it all. Anyone else feel my pain?


Pic related I drew myself.

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Wouldn't you love to be in a place where cute anons just like you hang out and do things together, a place away from all the stresses of normies and roasties alike

Come join our rabbit room now, It's very comfy and you could get you chance to vote on our next activity.

Right now we are voting on a tv show get in while you can have your voice heard!!

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does anyone else cry easily?

>tfw thinking about all the times i cried in school as a kid

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the domiant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.