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>shared my gf's nudes on kik group chat
>everybody commented on how they weren't good and felt soory for me
wtf, the pics are ok in my opinion
she lurks here, I can't share
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>>34452012
Is she fat or have lopsided boobs?
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why would you give a fuck what they think? ungrateful cunts.
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C-can I see them OP


Originalio

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What's the real reason women don't like you? Speak for yourself.
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I don't really brag so a lot of females are too superficial to find that interesting. Also being poor and ugly doesn't exactly help my cause. The huge dick probably doesn't either it's a somewhat intimidating thing to be confronted with being impaled with.
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I don't allow anyone use emotional leverage on me

this doesn't fly so good with teehee~ women who expect you to trip over yourself for them
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If I knew, I would've rectified that issue by now.

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im thicc
where do i find a bf thats big enough to have sex with me
can be a cyborg, idrc
i can settle for a guy who likes facesitting
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>I can settle

Ha ha ha h
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>>34451972
How thicc we talking? I've been with some fatties, no issue.

Facesitting is the only sub fetish I'm into.
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How thicc are we talking?

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I love Welcome to the NHK so much

Pls give me recs for similar animes, preferably about NEETs, I need to feel
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>>34451971
>Pls give me recs for similar animes
>animes
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it's a unique piece of art

also watching this sort of thing won't help you
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There are others but they're all wish fulfilling.

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Why are gooks so fake and ugly?
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Much Annie may
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>he doesn't like gook women
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>>34452009

the gook makes ook ook

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>got plastic surgery on my face
>skin therapy
>nose made smaller and nicer looking
>ears straightened
>general fat removal to accentuate jaw

I know you want me to say, it didn't work and , you're close, I don't have a gf yet... but seriously, i've noticed a substantial increase in positive attention from girls. From 0%, where a girl won't even look to a 20% average POSITIVE interaction with a girls, they glimpse, even for a brief moment with a smile in the street.. Now you must realise the average Chad would never notice this, but i'm hyper-aware of every smile, every glance towarsd me.

Talking with girls at my new job has been so much easier, (I left my old job didnt want to explain my new face, i never made friends anyway, so its a fresh start), If I find out they have BF I stop interacting with them, waste of time t.b.h, but they are willing to talk and laugh at my "le nerdy" jokes.

I highly recommend facial plastic surgery, what matters more than getting /fit/ is a nice looking face and no amount of gym can cure that.
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Will answer questions if you have any , it sounds unreal but i got red-pilled on facial aesthetics years ago and been planning fora long time
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Is it worth the effort and money if you're only 5'8?
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This kind of thread is pointless without before/after pics.

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>I'm an athiest, I don't beIieve in anything...
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God doesn't care. The devil does.
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All right I'll bite. Which god should I believe in OP?
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There could very well be a god, but he has yet to reveal himself to me. Until he does, I'll just live life like there is no god.

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>tfw qt mexican bf

Where do I find one?
How do I get them to like me?

Im asking for a friend
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I am one but I look Euro white
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I want to get married this year!
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Hey you're that guy that posted his Facebook profile pictures

does every man deserve a family as beautiful as this? ;_;
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If i had 3 slutty daughters i would kill myself. Much rather have three tall masculine sons whose gfs i can jack off too.
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Only the youngest one is cute and she gives off coalburner vibes.
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>>34451474
Holy fucking shit

>TFW no trio of fertile daughters who drink your cummies

:-(

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I think I'm able to beat a tiger with bare hands.

No kidding.

I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the tiger is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a tiger with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
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You are utterly retarded on all counts
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>>34451455
Maybe with a knife, but with bare hands no, what will you do? Snap its neck?
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>>34451471
I'll beat you so hard after I beat the tiger that you'll become literally retarded

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Who /beats the shit out their mother/ here?
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one day when she is gone you will regret all of this and bawl your eyes out about how much of an asshole you were when she only wanted to raise you to be a decent human being
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>>34451400
agrio
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>>34451470
you can tell that's turning her on so much

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Is anyone else worried that Trump is going to take away our welfare? Seems like the kind of thing he would do.
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I'm not on welfare. I was never on welfare.Top laugh
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>>34451397

No, because I have a job. You will too soon.
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>>34451397
Time to find a job and have a purpose in life finally

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Why are normalfags so content with ruining subcultures to the point it suits them, screwing over the original fanbases while ditching it to the point it no longer resembles what it originally looked like. Is there nothing sacred anymore?
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>>>/lit/ >>>/tv/ >>>/ck/ >>>/mu/ >>>/adv/ >>>/s4s/ >>>/x/
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If you start this thread on >>>/pol/ you will probably get more replys.
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>>34451358
>m-muh post-modernism!!

There's your answer.

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>haha when Stacy gets old no ones going to want her and she's going to be single

Sorry to break it to you robots but the truth is stacy will use her body for money when she's young and cute, she will fuck a lot of guys. Then in her mid 20s she will settle down with a nice guy with an upper middle class life style and become a stay at home mom. Stacy most likely will not ever fail in life the way you hope she will.
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So who is that? I don't care about the rest.
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>>34451502
she's a former Japanese "Idol" who started doing JAV (I think the last movie she did was with her sister or something) but now she retired from that and found a cuck to marry i guess
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>>34451502
Ex pop star who realized she would make more money as a porn star

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How do I understand when a qt girl wants to kiss me? Fatties are quite predictable, they start touching your arms, shoulders... but what about qts?
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>>34451336
Why are you asking here of all places??
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>>34451336
They don't want to because you're an ugly robot.
If not then get the fuck off my board!
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>>34451336
When they text you (not you them!) and want to do something with you.

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