*beep beep* [initializing Lorde post]
You have 10 (TEN) seconds to point out 1 (ONE) flaw in this photograph.
Lorde is literally, L I T E R A L L Y perfect.
What are you gonna do when the special day comes.
Watch that episode of Zero Hour for the 9000th time.
>tfw dont know what to major in
Well I haven't been to college in over 20 years; but in my day, 'Communications' (whatever the fuck that is) was full of girls. If you can't figure out what to do with your life, may as well take a major that'll at least give you an optimal shot at meeting someone.
So, after years of depression and being a fat hateful outcast, wishing death upon stacies as one does, I finally gave up and tried the normie advice of "be yourself XD". I now have 3 friends and feel no anxiety when approaching women. It took 1.5 years of painfully trying over and over again to find people that were willing to tolerate me, but it seems that I've finally done it. Fellow robros, the key really does seem to be being yourself. What normans leave out is that the time it takes to succeed varies from person to person. There is a way out for everyone!
HOW COULD I NOT BE MYSELF ANON? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD?
anyone not mind the idea of solitary confinement?
There's too much despondence on r9k. let's change that itt. I'll start.
>even when all else fails, the sun will still rise tomorrow.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
I got plenty of them OP, you should lurk /fit/ and go to the motivational threads.
There is always that one /r9k/ faggot who talks shit about these though.
Por que no los dos?
Here's one and will post the last one that is my main.
My boyfriend uses way too much tongue when we kiss and I don't know how to make him stop. What can I do?
What kind of kissing is good kissing?
KVs get out - regular Vs welcome
>tfw thoroughly dissatisfied with your life and hopeless you'll ever improve it
>tfw you realize your dreams are hopeless fantasies and you don't have what it takes to achieve a contented existence
>tfw you're just running down the clock until your NEETbucks, youth, and all pretense of a better future inevitably run out and you finally put that shotgun in your fucking mouth
I just want a minimum wage job that i can afford a studio apartment with. that is all I care about.
>have vocal cord and diaphragm issues so I can't vocally project consistently well to people, especially when my social anxiety acts up, which it always does when around people, so any jobs that include talking to people (face to face or over the phone) are out (no fast food or call centers for me)
>have herniated disc and arthritis of the back so can't do manual labor
>have foot and leg issues on right side so can't do security job because requires too much walking and it gets super painful after walking half a mile
>have no skillz of any real kind
>don't have car to go to the one pure data entry job over an hour away (by car, by bus it's like 4 because of our horrible public transportation)
Is there anything I can do from home?
If I could get a job that didn't require any of the above I'd survive work and then get comfy af in my apartment watching teen dramas from the past 30 years. instead I live with mummy her husband and his kids. it is so uncomfortable in this house and i can't do anything i want.
>tfw 26 no NEETbux and got fired from my job this week after totaling my dads car
I'm getting real close to eating some buckshot OP
>fapped to THAT shit again
Why go on
How much money do I have to make/save to get a qt gf?
Can we get a proper thread about roasties getting btfo?
desu I wish i could have a good cry
>tfw NEET parents
>tfw NEET myself
its my parents fault right?
So how did you get rid of your suicidal depression and anxiety, anon?
Opiates and benzos. I not only feel pleasure and bliss but a shining optimism for my future and abilities that wears off in 4hours
i wish i was a girl..
i want to play with boobs