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Is there a bigger pussy detractor than metalheads? It doesn't matter if you look like a a Chad or an autist, no girls will want to come close to you except some crazy metal chicks
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>>38301369
Personally I've abandoned trying to live a normie life and have opted to learn/practice guitar religiously every day and have replaced sexuality with it. I also want to move to Sweden, the motherland, where bands like Entombed are considered poppy and "vocals" are taken seriously. This is the /truerobotmusic/ in my originally-humble opinion.
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>>38301369
I am a black metal/underground rap enthusiast tranny and I consistently date beautiful women both as a male before and a transgirl now. Current girl is a model.
You are full of shit.
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I've been a metalhead and dressed in black my whole life and have had many girls into me, most of them not metal chicks.
Unfortunately I am autistic so tfw no gf.
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Robots, did you ever make a cum tribute?
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>>38301356
ew is that really what cum looks like
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You originally need to drink more water.
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>>38301356
Yeah, on my girlfriend's face.
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Select your tributes
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>>38301301
Wojak
afsdsfad dsa
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>>38301301
Kenji
originally
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>>38301301
Smug Pepe
fd sas f
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How do you know if a store worker is nice to you because it's her job or is nice to you because she really likes you?
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They'll smile with a twinkle in their eye
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when she gives the change directly into your hand
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>>38301296
KANKERALBERTHEIJN SECURITY ALTIJD MIJ ACHTERVOLGEN WANEER IK IN DE WINKEL BEN OM MIJN ENERGY TE HALEN
KANEKRRRJODEN
>get $30 gym membership to shower and pay extra $45 a month to store your stuff in personal locker (only bare necessities though, meaning clothes, toothbrush, deodorant, packaged food, portable plug-in pot, sleeping bag and stuff like that; get rid of all your other stuff besides maybe a couple super sentimental items ): 75 bucks a month
>safety deposit box to store documents and sentimental items: 3 bucks a month
>get PO box for mail: 10 bucks a month
>if you have 14 sets of clothes (very compactly) stored in your locker, you only need to do laundry at laundromat twice a month: 12 bucks a month
>public library for computer and place to hang out and stay cool/warm: 0 bucks a month (obviously there are other free places like mcdonalds and bookstores for a change of pace)
>unroll high quality sleeping bag behind obstructed buildings or on business rooftops in safe white suburbs and wear a thick sweater and face mask when cold: 0 bucks a month
>total cost: 100 bucks a month
So why are you spending 750+ bucks a month on a shitty apartment and utilities, r9k? Just be homeless in a nice white suburb and save up your cash.
>inb4 live in car
Costs way too much to buy, and to maintain, and quality of life will be lower. A shitty bike can get you where you want to go.
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Why don't you actually take your own advice instead of being a LARPER fag.
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Thats a neat plan for someone that really cant get any money but if you can work you should enjoy the many advantages of having your own rooms.
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>>38301187
What the fuck would you do all day? The library won't let a random homeless guy stay there all day, every day.
How would you get away from normies for any reasonable length of time?
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>off work for a week
>video games start to bore me
>tired of being home all day
>start to get depressed
>feel awful last 3 days
>shower every other day
>angry and anxious for no reason
>start work again
>suddenly that 1 hour of free time feels amazing
>depression fades a bit
>feel normal again
Did i fall for the wagecuck curse?
Why cant I enjoy life anymore if im not working
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>off work for 2 weeks
>paranoia is back along
>absolutely don't want to return to work
>heard there's a new girl working there, supposedly hot and my age (didn't see her yet)
>paranoia going up
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>>38301122
Who is this in the pic hbjuhb
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>>38301122
nice digits, also
humans are designed to work, we're not supposed to be a species that just sits on our asses all day
we feel happiest when working on SOMETHING meaningful at all, even if it's just a paycheck
now that you've tasted work and consequently reward, you can't enjoy the reward without working for it first
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Last thread died so heres another new one
Fembots describe your ideal boyfriend
>age
>weight
>height
>race/nationality
>his personality
>his interests
PLUS
>Talk a bit about yourself.
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friendly bump
Original
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>>38301043
>>38301702
Rekt and pwned
my co worker (female) said my wallpaper was inapropiate for my age (im 22) shes like 25
opinions?
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>>38301031
Beat her in a wrestling match.
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Call her a bitch and run from the room crying.
Yeah. That'll show her.
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She was shit testing you, you should have said something like 'haha I'm not old like you yet' but jokingly. Banter is a way of asserting dominance/ not being dominated, and she just dominated you so hard you're considering changing your wallpaper.
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*gulps*
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Super duper?
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>>38301018
Super duper.
Another one bites the dust
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>>38301018
>suuuper duper
>crying laughing emoji
Do you have autism?
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>this could happen to anyone
What did the Ameridumbs mean by that?
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>>38301015
its common for teens to use their phones in the shower/tub so it could happen to any of then
Personally I'd rather not risk water damage so my phone stays on the sink
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>>38301015
this is almost as funny as the time a girl died in a pancake eating contest
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I can't find where it says "it could happen to anyone" I just see where to says to warn kids about the dangers of electricity.
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Frogs and Feels Irish Bar is open for business! Come in and have seat. Talk about your problems and have a drink
Jukebox:https://youtu.be/8s2MSVaXNqQ
Discord:https:/UvKnQPR
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>>38301003
Give me some whiskey barkeep. My depression and anxiety has come back. Went off my meds for two weeks because it was making it difficult to stay awake and get any work down. Depression and anxiety came back and hit like bricks. I feel so incredibly numb. And it doesn't help that the girl I'm crushing on is seemingly stringing me along.
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>>38301003
I'll take a rum and coke.
My 4 year old is attending her first week of daycare.
It's scary because I think her instructors are not informed of the dangers of watching the 2018 olympic games without wearing sunglasses. They learned to live without morales, fueled by the brazilian mosquito pandemic that all caused us panic within another timeline. Dogs and cats are in on it too, and so is Putin. People fail to realize the leverage one can obtain if one was to befeiend a very old tortoise. 'Na mean?
That, and I hope she makes friends and becomes sociable. She cried on her first day after I left her
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>>38301003
Give me a shot a whiskey, just found out I have a year to live. Gonna go out in style, considering taking out a 20,000.00 loan and going to south east asia and die.
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What the fuck is up with art schools?
I just wanted to learn how to draw hentai and they're telling me to draw on
cardboards and cereal boxes.
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>>38300921
I'm pretty sure this is the same problem Hitler had.
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>>38300921
Because there's more to art them drawing porn, and to draw good porn you have to actually know what your doing. There not some magic "hehe I draw good porno" potion sitting around, you have to actually put work in to become a decent artist.
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>>38301016
And stop rping, with your motivation to draw I honestly doubt your actually good enough to get into an art school, unless there standards are really that low nowadays
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Just found out Josh from Drake and Josh turned into an uberchad, this must mean there is still hope for me
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>>38300888
what happened to Drake?
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>>38300928
He found a way to completely destroy his promising life.
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>>38300888
Didn't he pretend to be a girl in the first episode? kek
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What the fuck is wrong with Incels??
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That could literally be any silly bloke who watched too much BDSM porn though, not necessarily an incel.
Although of course they tend to be autismos.
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The fact that it's written by someone with grade school grammar skills makes it even more cringey. Whoever wrote it will die a bitter kissless virgin.
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>incels
you mean your typical autistic white male?
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>be poor kissless handholdless hugless 22 yr old fat virgin NEET
>get a call from some guy, he is very charming
>he explains about his company that sells educational CDs
>tells me that if I buy their CDs, I become eligible for selling their CDs, where I can EASILY earn up to 1500$ per month
>get excited since I live on NEETbux and the idea of earning money without a formal job sounds pretty good
>buy their CDs
>can't sell them
>nobody wants to fuck buy them, even my parents
>if I don't sell them, I can't even afford food
Should I neck myself?
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>>38300687
If you do it post video here pls
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you dumb fuck, even extroverted normies fail at making money with pyramid schemes. What hope did you think you had?
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You got to find people stupid like you to sell them to, the person knew their audience and went for it. That's the way business works