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>It's the "futa milf age regresses me and turns me into her trap loli (shota) daughter" dream
>again
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>>38969603
a++++++ dream would dream
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>Its the imprisoned and made immortal before being tortured and buried alive for hundreds of years dream
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>>38969603
>its the coworkers try to murder me nightmare again

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>robots recomend me nightcore
>not into anime but check it out
>its fuckin fantastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBUQI1XG18Y


WHY DIDINT NO ONE TELL ME EARLIER?
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>>38969581
Nightcore is autistic do not share this music with anyone
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>>38969581
now it's time to graduate to lolicore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAck4Ki_TsA
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this is trash but I listen to lolicore so I cant really judge you too hard


it's great after you come down from a serotonergic drugs
specifically the afterglow of DXM

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>if your bullies laught at you, laugh with them
>don't worry, when you grow up those bullies will work for you
>just ignore them, they will get bored
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>I love you sweetie
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38969488
i used to beat the shit out of some faggy kid at HS, were you a faggy bitch too?
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>>38969488
>just ignore them, they will get bored
but that's true

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>tfw mom is completely insane, she truly believes people are following her and spying on her with cameras and wiretaps

Any robots have to deal with crazy family members?
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>>38969484
Yea, my uncle who was living with me was crazy. I ended up taking him to the hospital saying he was going to kill me. Didn't see him for a good 3 months lmao.
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>>38969484
Are you sure she's not right? Maybe there are cameras and wiretaps. Maybe there are people following her. How can you be so sure?
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my mom ran away from home a few months ago and is currently pursuing a "doctor of naturopathy"

This is a fake degree for retards like my mother.

The Wikipedia page for bastyr university CLEARLY says it's a school for fucking retards but my mother doesn't believe it

My dad is a beta who will pay for all of this of course

Is she mentally ill? Not sure but she definitely isn't well. How many other people would run away to do stupid shit like this

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>Even the lowliest normies are enjoying themselves, having great laughs and experiences while working at wagecuck jobs, or even being in debt
>People at my age are working at Goldman Sachs and McKinsey or starting their own successful company making tons of money
>I'm a GDE so even when I go to the gym I feel shame knowing that 16-18 years old who do retarded routines are out-lifting me within half a year easily
>I'm a GDE so people much younger than me are benching 2x bodyweight for reps, squatting 600lbs, setting olympic records in sports, all while balencing their sexual relationships, their friendships, their GPA's at target schools and more
>The pornstars I masturbate to everyday are younger than me

>Everytime I come up with an idea like making an app or website I give up and get frusturated because I know some normie with a much smarter brain than I have will do it BETTER, much quicker and will advertise it better to users
>Walk around at night sometimes wondering if God will one day give me a divine intervention and help me realize what i need to do make it in this world
>Sometimes look up people I went to highschool with on Linkedin or instagram and see how they're living life to the fullest while I mope around and feel sorry for myself and never change anything
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>>38969481
>The pornstars I masturbate to everyday are younger than me
I won't tell you to stop fapping, but you really should try to avoid porn. It's not good for your mental state, more so if you're a robot.
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>>38969550
It's really my only joy in life these days.
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>>38969481

I know that feel anon

>Tried lifting, spent 2 years at it. Eating extra every day and sticking to a strict routine. Somehow gained 35 lbs but never progressed beyond novice lift (To this day I can't bench more than 120 lbs)
>Every single member of my family is white collar - Doctor/Accountant/Lawyer
>Have never succeeded at anything in my entire life
>NEET for the past 6 years

At some point in my life I just broke, gave up, and now am a smug NEET. Life has nothing for me. Some people were meant to make it, others were not.

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>that feel when walking while listening to music and each step is in sync with the beat
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When I do this I get self-conscious and wonder if people can hear the drums/bass through my earbuds or what if they came unplugged and started playing through the speakers and everyone around me notices that I'm walking to the beat? Then I have to stop and try to force myself to walk differently
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>>38969445
>walk down street
>busker is playing music
>movement seems to sync to music
>wonder if people notice
>get really self-conscious and forget how to auto-walk
>have anxiety attack
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>>38969649
yeah. I purposefully don't walk to the beat of music.

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can someone translate the text on this shirt for me? I think I would wear it but not if it says "suck my dick" or some shit like that lol. actually, maybe that'd make me want to wear it even more for the stealth keks.
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It says popsicles
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>>38969470
damn...alright, confirmed it via google translate, thanks anon.
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>>38969470
Isn't that general Chinese slang for penis?

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Ask someone who hasn't fapped for a week anything, also no fap thread I guess if anyone is doing it.
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>>38969422
>does no fap
>posts softcore porn

do you like teasing yourself or something?
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>>38969635
What was I suppose to post? Also I forgot to mention that once I do no fap my sex drive dies completely. Nothing arouses me and it's awful, like I can watch porn and not get horny at all. Basically if I wanted to masturbate I'd have to FORCE myself to get horny and aroused to cum.
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>do no fap
>play with my prostate every day
>not able to orgasm that way yet
>it's torture and I'm in a constant state of arousal but I fucking love it

Can't believe I fapped for 10 years without buying a toy.

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ITT things you hate about normies the most.
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>>38969417
their lack of spine and general nihilism
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>>38969638
>their lack of spine and general nihilism

Agreed
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Their ability to find love

WTF THIS GUY ON MY SNAPCHAT FRIENDSLIST IS LITERALLY CHAD THUNDERCOCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEE WTF IM SO FUCKING MAD IM UGLY AS HELL
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holy shit he is hot. hes the fucking meme irl.
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>snapchat
>complains about normans
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/trash/
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he looks like duke nukem

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How do you deal with the existential dread of knowing your inferior genes have doomed your innocent life from the start?
I cant even imagine how my life would be if I werent short black small framed and socially autistic.
Should I even aspire to have a family? To make my son suffer just like me or should I wait until I shrivel up and die as to remove my inferior genes from the gene pool myself?
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>>38969402
I rightfully blame it on my parents and make the rest of their existence hell. Fuck 'em.
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>>38969402
Life can be nice without a family, you just need a get a comfy job and some nice hobbies.
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End the suffering with you anon. The buck stops here for your lineage's misery

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>im in my living room
>the sun is shining through the window
>im 12 years old again
>its my neighborhood friends on the couch around me
>were all playing halo at my house
>later were going to jump fences and explore the neighborhood
>but right now its summer
>and school doesnt start for another month
>and mom is making some dank cookies right now too
>and we have no worries except who can sticky the next person with a plasma

>wake up
>in my room
>im 27
>ive been out of school for years
>i sleep in my moms house
>all my friends are gone
>no gf
>no job
>vidya stopped being fun
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Are you fat? If not join the military
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Why are we here? Just to suffer?
God help us lads, one day we will all grow old and die still dreaming of our childhoods. God help us.
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>>38969375

This hurts.

I'm also 27. Work as doctor now half way across the country from home. Not that I had any friends since grade school anyways...

I just wake up, go to work, realize how dumb I am, come home, lie in bed and 4chan for a bit, go to sleep, repeat.

Tfw all my friends from grade school live with their gf's and one even is married with a kid.

Good night Anon. At least we have 4scam.

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draw yourself (in an original way) thread
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i came out of my sewer to scream at children
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I always draw myself smiling.
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>can only draw heads in 3/4 pose

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>tfw political views are based entirely on my mood and can change rapidly
>have gone from being ancap to a social democrat to a right wing populist to a national bolshevik within a month
Anyone else know this feel? How do I stop having inconsistent/rapidly changing views?
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Accept that being a monarchist is the superior and only correct and God given form of government.
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>>38969233
The only escape is to kill your Nazi roommates for not accepting your faith in Allah, then yourself.
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>>38969281
I've never converted religion though, I'm agnostic.

those who aren't complete neets, what are you studying?
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>>38969203
International relations and military history
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>>38969203
I am studyingActuarial science
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i studied software engineering
currently work as a sofftware engineer
doesn't matter, still want to die

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