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REEEEEEEEE. Whyyyyy? REEEEE. Ree.
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He's good looking for a gook. I date their women why can't they date mine?
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why what? that's just a cherrypicked picture, buddy
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>>36250938

Because you're a big attention whore and you don't have anything new to post.

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Reminder that being depressed is literally shrinking your brain and making you retarded.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC39458/pdf/pnas01516-0203.pdf
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>>36250919
If that's true then I'd be a vegetable by now. I'm calling bullshit anon.
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>>36250919
I know it is. I'm sick. I have been for years. Someone please help me.
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>>36250958
do a little research

>tfw have Convertible bmw
>tfw overheard a girl saying she liked guys that drove trucks (pickip trucks)

REEEEEEEE stupid redneck Floridian roasties, why can't you appreciate quality German engineering? A female has never even complimented me about my car. What is wrong with them?
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Is this car yours or are you trying to appear as Elliot?
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>>36250889
It's just a beamer dood, you probably only drive it anyways and in no way maintain it yourself.
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>>36250889

>"women" in Northern Florida

That being said, a BMW isn't exactly a Ferrari, OP. Things are a dime a dozen in South Florida.

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What did she mean by this? Need some advice from fellow bloggers
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time to fucking kms i guess
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Idk what the fuck this is but I wouldn't waste my time with it.
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help me bros pleaseee

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>tfw realized the truth of solipsism
You all are nothing but figments of my imagination. Now dance for me, worms.
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How do I know you aren't just a figment of MY imagination?

gotcha bitch
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>>36250751
Shut the fuck up you stupid cuckold faggot
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>>36250780
You don't have an imagination, figment. You don't even exist when I stop thinking about you.

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How rare are women who are both tall and fat?

>Tfw no tall fat to comfort me with her pudge
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>>36250741
Lovely Lilith is 5'10"
Eden Mor is 5'9"
Alicia Loren is 5'8"

Just a few statuesque heavy gals I know off the top of my head. Overall I would say they are not too uncommon.
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This is literally my thing. I'm literally all about this shit. It's the best body type, but it's so rare.
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>>36250741
they are probably less than 1% of the female population

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I only seem to attract gays and Asians ,I like neither can you rate me out of 10 and give me life advise fellow robots
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Should I take the Rice pill
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>Rate me!
>*posts blurry as fuck picture*
>*posts picture where most of his face is concealed*

Wipe the Vaseline off your lens and I'll give it a try friend
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>>36250732
>I only seem to attract gays and Asians
I see literally nothing wrong with this

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how do i pet my cat to his liking?
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gently brush the back of your hand against his whiskers, brushing its whiskers back against its face.

call it a rubby baby and it will look smug as fuck
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every possible way of petting your cat is wrong
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>>36250711
With you penis

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If you had a GF and after being together for a while she got raped by someone, would you stay with her and support her, or would you leave her?

Could you handle the fact that another man seized her body for himself?
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>>36250623
Why wouldn't you? It would be messed up not to.
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>>36250623
I'd find him and torture him personally.
Do terrible things like force feed him cheese sandwiches but with sandpaper instead of bread.
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>>36250623
I would stay with her and curse god more for cursing every wish like a monkey's paw.

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Blackbot here, do I need to be Tyrone to get a qt like this?
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>>36250622
I hope misty stone gets raped and killed
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>>36250622
No, you need to be white. Black women were made for white cocks.
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No. Look at her hair. She likes weird black guys. You probably have to be aware and knowledgeable of your African roots or the continent in general, you have to dress stylish but classy. A wide range of musical taste wouldn't hurt. She probably wouldn't mind it if you were into comic books or some nerdy shit like that.

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woman at the dmv kept calling me "sweetie" literally every thing was "ok sweetie" and one time "hun". is it just me or does this feel like being treated kinda like an invalid? especially since she was prolly near my age (just fat and married)
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>>36250599
what the fuclk is that thing??
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No, it turns me on when women talk to me that way.
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>>36250629
frog meme

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If this post ends in a 5, 7, 0, or 2, I will commit suicide tonight
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>>36250481
You will never kys if I get a single digit of the ones you mentioned.
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If this post ends in odd numbers i will take 6 Dramamine tablets tonight

If it ends even, i'll take 12
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If evens I do hw
If odds I smoke weed

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I'm a trap who wants to be somebody's loving housewife. Should I just give up on my dream?
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I'm a cis female with the same dream.

I would say give up. I have accepted I will be alone forever.
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>>36250460
be my wife (male) plz
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>>36250500
Why is that?
I'm /pol/ tier and would love a housewife. It's obtainable.

Be my gf.

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Post an image. If the post number ends in an odd number, it's reddit. If even, it's not. I'll start.
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Is Viper reddit?
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>>36250479
Yes. How about elliot?
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>>36250447
is titfucking reddit?

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>be me
>military
>stationed in Korea right now

Well robo dudes I might be involved in a war soon, though not as a combatant. Do you think this will impress girls?
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>>36250406
>in korea
>not getting gee gee gee gee baby baby baby wherever you go
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post pics while its happening
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When I visited korea they blocked all the porn. How are you dealing with it?

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