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>>35018544
U WANT FUKKY?

>>35018544
"DTF?"

always works 100% every time

>>35018544
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice hi my name is anon

>>35018521
whats wrong with being bi or fucking gayy lmao

>>35018929
but for real i think most people are ok with fags even normies

>>35018955
or you just might be curious

>>35018504
>Hes a yellow fever fag

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>chinese women
origino

>>35018504
>>tfw no gf (male) from China or Japan

>dad asked for his keys back while I was fapping
>"What's taking so long?"

>>35018442
All parents know their kids fap anyways, why do you care?

>>35018442
literally dont worry about it willl be awkward for a month or two then it wont matter

apparently there wasn't enough room in his brain and so filled out to his dick
too bad he won't be using it

>constantly switching back and forth between songs without letting them finish

>>35018420
That nigga must be smart as fuck, he's like a black professor xavier famsmh

Are you clenching?

>>35018371
You look fine.
Please stop the self pity.

>>35018414
How could you possibly say that looks fine without a hint of sarcasm?

You're not a man you degenerate cunt.

>>35018412
>>>/pol/
orinignali

I doubt there's more than a handful that exist. Seems to mostly be teenage girls who want attention. Why are there more males being trannies than women? Is it because men are bigger sexual deviants? Cross-dressing doesn't seem to be a fetish that women do either.

>>35018220
We're all doomed might as well do as much drugs and fapping as possible before the end.

>>35018220
Why worry? We're all robots right? We should be able to fit right in. Imagine it, being the only guy working while the rest are just mindless pieces of metal. No bitchy coworkers to listen to, any qt has to find you if there is a robot problem, and if any of them step out of line, hit them with a wrench. I can't wait

>>35018220
>Elon Musk says automation is going to be a big problem
This means it probably won't actually be a very big problem at all.

one time i did this in second grade and i actually pulled a shitload of some girls hair out but she was my friend until i moved next year. thinking of what could have been

>>35018216
That's a girl who wants to be slapped while you fuck her ass.

>>35018259
That's a girl that wants her hair pulled hard while you fuck her ass.

>>35018207
How the fuck did you end up here, coconut head?

>>35018207
>any females (females) on this board?
no

>>35018207
no and why do you ask?
do you look alot like him or something

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>>35018206
i will do ms paint drawings for ya

pic related, my work

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>>35018303

can you draw a cool robot?

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>>35018359
fufiled

you are wrong, by definition it is addictive. I would know i'm addicted and Im giving a fuck right now that I cant smoke

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>>35018134
Weed is addictive. Keep trying to convince yourself that it's not by posting on an autistic basket weaving forum though

>>35018176
It doesn't create a physical dependency. It's as addictive as anything else can be psychologically. The only reason you're addicted is weak willpower.

you're 25 anon stop making these fucking threads

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>>35018146
yu smar, lts ply dctives

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I'm so sorry that it had to be this way, OP

>>35018121
what's so much better about having a vagina? i don't get it.

>>35018144
>Sexy
>Oozes fluids when aroused
>People worship it
>Can have multiple orgasms
>Is beautiful
>Less hairy lower body
>Is by law protected from being mutilated

I don't mind periods either. I just don't care anymore

>>35018166
>Sexy
debatable
>Oozes fluids when aroused
penises do this
>People worship it
some people worship dicks
>Can have multiple orgasms
some women can have multiple orgasms and other women have a hard time having any orgasm at all
>Is beautiful
debatable
>Less hairy lower body
you mean when you put hot wax on it and rip the hair out by the root? otherwise, just as hairy as any man.
>Is by law protected from being mutilated
true but this is not inherent to the genitalia and can hopefully be changed in coming generations with enough awareness.

>I don't mind periods either.
i'm sure you do not, having never had one.

vaginas are inconvenient for many reasons.

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>>35018066
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