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I would like a girlfriend in theory, but the more I think about what we would do together and what she would look like the more it all sounds like a massive headache.

I'd have to get in shape, make a lot more money, buy new clothes, find a stylist, and completely reinvent my personality to be almost the complete opposite. Years of work just to meet the absolute baseline of requirements for women. Even then my options would be limited to single mothers and gold diggers because I started too late to get any woman who wouldn't make my life worse as only the cunts not even other betas can stomach are left.

And then when it comes to doing things together it all involves me giving up my hobbies and spending inordinate amounts of time and money on her which she'll just absorb like a black hole. Maybe I might get to have sex with her once in a blue moon if she doesn't have an excuse, and I find it hard to believe that she wouldn't have an entire novel's worth.

And no matter how much I lover her and how much I invest in her there is no reason she wouldn't leave me as soon as a richer schmuck comes along for her to mooch off of.

How in the world do normies stand it? Video games are just so much easier.

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tfw you leave tittycow women behind

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>feint smell of something in the air
>cant tell if house is burning or someone BBQing

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Why do you keep blaming other people for all your problems and inadequacies?

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>tfw learned how to act normie and easily pass as one
>now every interaction has to be calculated and planned hours in advance in order to retain this image
>want to kms more than ever

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/R9k/ why am I so autistic?
>be me
>be in class
>teacher was talking about qoutes or some shit
>teacher asks some students to tell her some quotes
>most kids say some normie shit
>teacher picks on me
>watched heat recently so I said "don't get attached to something your not willing to walk out on if you feel heat around the corner"
>teacher and kids look at me weird
>she picks on another kid
>mfw

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>dream about really cute and nice girl
>ready to make sex with her
>wake up, because i'm a virgin and don't know how sex feels

Can I fix this by fucking a hooker, just for the experience? Waking up blue-balled is really depressing.

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We are Anonymous. We are Illuminati. Chrome Face and Shinobi Network will pay for trying to destroy us. We will expose The AFK sugar daddies (madglynn, GBASonic, RyokiF) and their fat honky whores (jemmysama, MewMew) that refuse to please niggers with their bodies. And We will destroy StreamMe to free the innocent minds of the Internet.

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When i was like 8 i was perfectly normal,
Good grades, Lots of friends, even a GF if you want to call it that
then i was given a vaccine and i became a complete retard even other people observed this, anyone else have their lives destroyed by a vaccine

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>be me
>be 13
>sitting in math class
>hear loud crash from bathroom nextdoor
>mfw
>kid walks out nonchalantly
>teacher yells at him
>he broke a sink
>second time this week
>it was tuesday

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Name the best song with lyrics you can think of.
In ny opinion my absolute favourite would probably be Whiplash by Metallica

>inb4 "wow anon you like metallica? you must be a faggot!"

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>a qt girls talks with me
>sweating like a pig
sheet

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Is this hot? I give it a 6/10 lol

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I'm schizoid with ADD and two types of depression. I barely say anything at all and when I do I compress entire paragraphs into short sentences.
I haven't formed a meaningful relationship since I met my first and only enduring friend at my baptism when I was less than a year old. Now he's a smelly neet and literally cant make better friends or he'd drift away too. Even that is a shallow relationship, all we ever do is play vidya. we have a discord but we don't talk, just play.
Vidya gives me no pleasure any more. I have other hobbies but I'm not good at them; I like music but cant play. I like reading but don't have the attention span to read more than a few pages at a time. I like art but I've neglected the meagre skills I once had.
I used to over eat to compensate for not having real feelings which lead me to become a chef but then cooking became work and so did food. it all tastes the same when you know how the sausage is made.
sometimes girls seem attracted to me but then they get to know me and then they don't like me any more

yeah hkv

my posts don't even get (you)s so much that I sometimes wonder if been soft banned for bullying mods. I mostly lurk anyway. sometimes writing posts without posting them. these are things I should have told my psychologist but all I did say was "I'm fine". I don't see her anymore

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Hi /r9k/
My gf just dumped me. Thought I could hack it as a normie, I guess not.
Bitch also prevented me from getting my powers in a few years.
I made a meme to try and feel better.
How are you today?