Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6949. page

>>36153308
me on the far, far left

>>36153308
Lmfao this meme is classic.

>>36153308
I want to be a girl like Jennette Mccurdy
I wish I was a girl so much

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>there are people getting up for work while you contemplate going to bed

>06:41 am
>still playing FIFA 2006 career mode
>sober

>>36153436
Post team senpai.

My situation exactly. Once you get too far out there it becomes hard to relate to anyone. Its a positive feeback loop, the longer you go without interaction, the harder interaction becomes and so on. Gotta break the cycle man. One day.

tfw r9k's now too normie to understand this thread

>>36153275
Keep shitposting, im sure that will work everything out.

Do what she says. I have no choice.

>>36153240

drinking out of plastic water bottles really did a number on you huh OP

go to the other soup kitchen, this one got weird since they installed vr headsets

>>36153229
>#brother

Fuck this world, there is no Allah

>>36153229
Some years back, I knew a pair of sisters. One was overweight, frumpy, short hair, etc. She looked nothing like her sister, an Angelina standard goddess, who was probably the most attractive woman I've ever seen.

>>36153229
do you guys think his brother is a robot?

>>36153199
just b yourself.

jajjjajajaja

>>36153199
post her pics anon, we want to see her.

>>36153294
Get out out my board, fucking spic

(lleguele a la verga compare)

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>>36153188

i'm scared of spooks 2

>>36153232
go back to your broken shell of a board

>>36153188
If that was me I would've put on my best nigger impression and been like
>WHATS GUUUUUUUUUD

>>36153135
Improve yourself then. Remember there's always one person in a much worse situation than you are and is at least trying

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>>36153135
I've accepted it. the next step is to accept killing myself

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>>36153135

heres a meme you might like

>friend
>female allowing me within 4 feet without screaming rape
>me possibly being in a relationship

Fuck off

>>36153052

all the platonic female friends I've had in my life were flat chested.

>>36153074

Even Robots have busty female friends.

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how can one man be so based?

olilinal

>>36153001
if you're anti-union you're a bootlicking cuckold

>>36153834
thank you for speaking the truth, anon
i'm not even liberal but hating unions is pretty closed-minded
that said i disagree with a pretty big handful of teachers unions' practices

>>36152929
This isn't even bad tho

I mean they're fucking 15, everyone's a retarded weirdo at that age.

I got some serious offenders but it's gonna take me a minute to find them. As someone who was around this for a while (I regret my Homestuck phase deeply) I've racked up a number of Tumblrite friends.

>>36152929
what the unholy fuck is a ID tab

https://silvershoelaces.tumblr.com/ - autistic obnoxious jew

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>>36152895
Genes are only half the battle, Narcissus, ever heard of epigentics and nurture? Every man is the product of millions of years of Chad fucking all the women in the tribe while berry pockets are left to rot offspringless. We all have the genetics for good-looks. What we all don't have is proper childhood development. If we all grew up on hard, unprocessed diets like nature intended; if all childhood illnesses that caused mouthbreathing also caused death like nature intended then we'd all be good-looking and tall.

Ever seen a tribe of modern day hunter gatherers? They blow any of us out of the water but would probably look fugly as shit if they were raised the way people living in the developed world are.

>>36153655
*berry pickers

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All about nurture, boyo

Try smoking weed beforehand.

I have the same thing because there's to much shit going on in my head.

How did you get a gf OP?

Also, one thing I've learned about myself. Just because a girl is objectively an 8/10 doesn't mean you're into her or attracted to her. Tbh I've noticed that I'm usually attracted to really skinny girls but I only get hard and horny for fat girls.

>>36152853
Happened to me when I started having sex, OP. She was also an 8/10 but boner loss eventually went away on its on and now I always have rock hard boners. still can't cum during sex

>>36152837
So tired of it senpai. how can anyone be delusional to the point of thinking that the entire world is against them?

>>36152837
Fuck off, normie. Get off my board, you don't belong here.

>>36152963
Pathetic right?
Like the world isn't naturally against everybody without large amounts of money. Complaining about it here just doesn't make anything better besides giving losers a false sense of comfort and familiarity.

Bump
hiuyvguhkfguy

I don't know what discord is and I don't care but that is the comfiest looking house ever

>>36152807
The robot can give me a rimjob!