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Dont care desu

He has a pretty face. Got any more pics?

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>>35853288
Her you goe

>>35852897
Fuck off go back to your normie infested nazi-breeding board and leave us alone.

>>35852897
>96 votes.
Wait when it will reach 500-1000.

>>35852920
what do you think will happen then? its already quite clear reddiotrs are present. like actual reddiors they still browse reddit.

>>35852914
no u

>>35852878
Depends where you live honestly, if your in Europe, then your safe, no one gives a shit anymore there, Eastern or Western USA, your fucked and theres nothing you can do about it besides say you didn't rape her (desu you really cant do shit your pretty fucked).

>>35852878
Claim her assne was compliant with FDA standards

>>35852878

I would GTFO of this board you fucking normie

>>35852869
Fuck being at a party like that would a literal nightmare for me.

Why I don't go.

>make out with with qt3.14
>get hard
>"omg anon, you haven't been laid in a while, eh"
>tfw never got laid

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What's the point of these 2-3 line threads where you're supposed to roleplay as someone who is socially awkward?

>>35852864
if dubs you die, friendo

>>35852921
So close.
Give it another shot.

>>35852932
well there goes
dubs=ded

>>35852812
>Xvideos
>Naruto
It can't not be a bait, it can't...

>Breitbart
>People unironically take this seriously

>ponycrush
>Naruto xvideos
>How to join anonymous
>Fedoras
>How to take screenshots

3/10

what annoys me about it is that they pretend not to care about the world. like they're so much better than the world that gave birth to them. fuck off, dumb kids.

what defuses the mad bomb is to imagine these kids das asking them to tighten a pipe in their basement cause the water pressure is too high in their sinks cause they live in an old house.

ya try to act cool while doing chores for your dad you gay faggits

>>35852792
some things you listed are only cool in some subcultures. Hairy armpits aren't "it" for women at all for example.

Drake remains a mystery however. Never understood the appeal of his music.

Don't try to understand what's "it" and what isn't, if you're not a popular highschool/college kid you'll just play catch up for the rest of your life and there isn't any lesson to learn from teenagers trying to find themselves

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>>35852792
Much of what kids do nowadays is basically just dicking around in the middle of the night and not doing or accomplishing anything in particular.

It's the kind of attitude born out of a society that makes fun of any and every group of people and leaves people frustrated feeling like they can't do anything right, and they just kind embody a parody of the very premise of a thing or what it means to do anything or have any kind of personality.

Memes are intentionally as stupid and nondescript as possible. The person that created a 3D rendered image of a frog on a unicycle never could have possibly imagined that 15 years down the road it would become a pop culture sensation and be parroted endlessly around the internet to the point where brands like Doritos would use it in advertising.

It's such an incredibly minute detail that you would forget about immediately after seeing in this enormous world of billions of people all doing various activities that the premise of it becoming a pop culture phenomena is hilarious. It's basically a monument to how big, complex and intricate the world is and just how many people in it are lost, confused and frustrated.

That's essentially it. Everything ages and the world is moving forward at rates exponentially faster than ever before in history and it's leaving people lost and confused to the point where they find it easier to just embody a postmodern parody of itself rather than accomplish anything interesting that could offend anybody.

I think Death Grips' twitter is a parody of this. Intentionally weird and stupid but in ways that couldn't possibly be construed as evocative or interesting.

roastie go away reeee

Go to /adv/ you dumb cunt.

>>35852790
>They're mean as fuck to the point where it keeps me up at night with anxiety about how mean he is to me.
It's better to have no friends than to have a shit friend, Drop em and don't look back.

>>35852742
>Is he the chaddiest Chad that ever chadded?

honestly just fuck off

No, the world is literally packed with better, richer and more famous Chads than this bottom-feeder.

Sage Alvarrez, Jay Reported, etc.

>>35852888
like?
aragonal

>>35852714
This is obviously bait but

>HIV
>dying quickly

It's years of suffering, painfully.

>>35852714
just buy a gun if you want to die quickly, jesus

>>35852714
A lot of gays will refuse to go bareback, the ones that do either don't have aids or do. Just my personal experience but then again probably just depends where you live.

>>35852679
Catfished

shes fake bro
catfished

>>35852679
That's probably a guy. Though if you have any proof they aren't, it's probably a catfish or a sting

>>35852662
But you didn't wake up
You're still asleep

>>35852662
>I woke up and have to go to my shit job now.

just dont go

If trips you will this time.

Hail, fellow bong.
She looks a tad cross-eyed, don't you think?

Her face looks fucked up; whatever floats your boat.

>>35852643
I had a brief "fling" with a woman who will probably be a minister in parliament this year.
Alcohol is a hell of a drug, courage for me and regret for her.

Not really.
Oregano chips.

nope, but then again trying to be "normal" is stupid anyway.

>>35852608
Yes, absolutely. Normies hate everything just as much as we do, only they hide it behind their shit-eating grins. They don't like us because we're incapable of playing along with their games.

Want to make an actual game OP?

You do the art/writing, i do the programming and technical math stuff.

>>35852621
Make a Real Lives game framework, and we will write some events and setting for a fantasy version.

>you were born Mork Goaxe of the tribe Splinterhead

anger is impotent in the face of love. focus on what you love, OP