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Why don't you get fit? Even if you have an ugly face, do you really think NO girl would be attracted to pic related?
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>>35912809
With a tiny penis, muscles only create false expectations for her to be let down and leave when she sees it. Why bother?
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>>35912843
If you get her hot and bothered enough beforehand, she'll probably take it anyway. Touch her real nice, let your hands run free.
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>>35912809
but I am getting fit, I got 5 days out of the week for the last two months
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Does nofap really work ? 2017-03-31 12:09:01 Post No.35912790
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has anyone had any results or benefits doing nofap ?
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>>35912790
what i do anon is that i masturbate but i dont cum and i tease myself a couple days then wait a couple hours and cum. Also answer to your question for me is yes i remember when i dint masturbate for almost a month and almost oragasimed
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It's kind of a case by case thing. It works for some people not for others. It works for me. However the benefits generally seem hyperbolic on testimonies which seems to put people off when they do nofap for a week and aren't driving around the south of france in a Maserati with a flock of models
it's a domino type thing. Instead of fapping you'll find something else to do, which then leads onto something else, then something else, and then 30 days in you realize you've been going to the gym and reading everyday, and your mind is crystal clear
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>>35912823
meant to say tease for hours and not days
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Tinder Experiment Idea 2017-03-31 12:08:59 Post No.35912787
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So, girls seem to like guys who just dgaf. Because if they dgaf about them, then that gives them the impression the dude is either already in a relationship or is desired by many other girls, so her queen bee instincts kick in and she wants to be the one to seduce the forbidden or in high demand fruit.
So what I was thinking was. What would happen if put something like this in my bio "in a relationship, looking for some fun while gf is out of town". Or even maybe say "fiance" instead of "gf". I wonder what kind of reactions or attention that would get from grills.
I am interested in knowing what are everyone's hypothesizes on this. Has anyone done something similar before with result they could share?
Pic unrelated.
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This whole notion of girls like when a guy doesn't give a fuck is actually girls lile when a hot guy doesn't give a fuck. So they will find it hot because he is hot
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Tinder is like a Garden of RoastBeef
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If this is actually serious then absolutely no. Most people hate cheating so it would definitely not increase your chances.
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Feeling lost and down? Come in, get comfy. 2017-03-31 12:05:42 Post No.35912720
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Feeling lost and down? Come in, get comfy.
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>I'm a psychology grad student leaning to do the clinical psychotherapy-postgrad, but first and foremost want to help fellow robots and spread some happiness and relief.
>inb4 it's a meme that every psych student has a mental disorder
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>>35912720
>>inb4 it's a meme that every psych student has a mental disorder
They do
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>>35912720
>parents took me to get a psychological evaluation at a mjor university
>some roastie with an obnoxious feather tattoo on her wrist gave me an IQ test
May not be a mental disorder, but she has poor as fuck judgement.
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>>35912720
I find it very difficult to sleep most nights. I am entirely apathetic to everything occurring around me; I can not relate to others on an emotional level, I do not feel empathy. I have no friends. I sometimes go days without social interaction. I hate everyone for ostracising me. What is wrong with me, OP?
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What are some times you let your inner hate slip?
>Mom and I watching Maury
>Bitch is mouthing out about this poor guy
>Finally "You are not the father."
>Girl starts crying and all that shit
>Say "Fucking slut should have kept her legs close."
>Mom looks at me in disbelief
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>>35912616
>>Mom looks at me in disbelief- 0 post shown.
ur mum is a slut too m8, sorry to break it to you.
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People who spend their life watching shows about other people's lives are the most pathetic people on this planet. I would rather befriend a child rapist than a person who wastes their life with "reality" TV shows.
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>sit next to a bunch of black girls
>they start talking about guys who would produce good babies with them (I don't know why)
>they start talking about this white Chad
>I say he's the kind of guy that would dump you after you say you're pregnant
>They ask who I think would produce the prettiest babies
>I say "Nobody if it's you two because the baby will be black."
>They look at me in disbelief
>Play it off as a joke
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Debilitating Fetishes 2017-03-30 11:56:49 Post No.35912530
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Does anyone else have fetishes that are incompatible with the world? I have a fetish for girls who are taller than me, and it's very hard to get off on girls shorter than me. I'm a senior in high school, and it's been difficult for two main reasons. First off, I'm above average (5'11"), and there are only two girls that come to mind taller than that at my school. Second off, those girls want taller guys. One of those two girls was actually willing to sleep with me, but I blew her off because she was just so nasty, which goes back to that whole "not enough fish in the sea" thing. Now I feel like maybe I should start talking to her again. Sleeping with someone so disgusting might really hurt my reputation, but I just don't know if anything else can completely satisfy me.
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Almost forgot. Third, there's the fact that if my fetish (which I've never told an actual person about) were revealed, I'd be seen as a freak. I mean I can only jerk off to porn involving a taller girl, be that live action or hentai. That would completely ruin me, so I always have to hide it, never hinting at it at all.
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No. I'm a virgin not a weaboo monster
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Pedophilia is the ultmate debilitator
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Why the fuck is STEM so full of nerds? Why can't these immature, physically underdeveloped retards stay out of university and leave STEM to normal people? Video games, comics and science fiction crap don't make you smart, they only make you appear like the weirdo you are. So just stay NEETs and don't bore the few actually non-deficient STEM students with your inane infantility.
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>>35912481
>STEM
You made your choice, lad. You knew what you were getting into.
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Because getting ahead in STEM (beyond just being a fag who wants a job) requires obsessive single mindedness
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>>35912481
>STEM students are nerds
>nerds aren't smart
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>work colleague starts drug dealing
>brags all the time about the money he's making
>buys new drug dealer pimp mobile sports car
>is slaying a ton of pussy
>jealous of his new found success.
Do I anonymously rat him out, /r9k/?
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>>35912476
No
What the fuck is wring with you?
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>buying a pimp mobile
Why do drug dealers do this? Wouldn't it be way smarter to get a piece of shit minivan or something that makes you look like a dumpy soccer mom instead?
Anyway, go ahead, then that position might go to a robot instead of a douchebag chad.
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That's an excellent way to get your ass kicked, OP. Is that what you had in mind?
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>your birth year
>the year you started browsing 4chan
1994
2009
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1994.
Discovered some time around ~2006/2007. Started browsing around 2008. Still can't triforce. Still a newfag.
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hello fellow 22-23 year olds
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>>35912467
>1994
>2008
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>1999
>2016
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>it's ok because it's a plant bro :)
why do weedfags do this?
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>>35912376
Because they believe it to be true, and i have to confirm that weed indeed is a plant
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>>35912376
>it's a plant bro
I mean they're not wrong.
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>>35912376
I mean...it's a plant
It's also one of the few drugs you can't od on or get a hangover from
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raise your hand if you're a liberal now that normies and reddit are all over the trump alt right wagon
fuck da police
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>>35912352
>Raise your hand if youre stupid
Id have to pass anon, sorry.
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God damn it stop pushing your nihilistic marxist bullshit.
You and people like you are the reason anime is a largely closet-worthy hobby.
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>>35912402
your polo collar isn't popped out all the way chad normie.
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I've probably already posted this in some forgotten thread but whatever
>be at some boring bar waiting for some people
>normie ree etc.
>minding my own business
>3-4 obvious dykes seat next to me
>they keep chatting with each other and I barely notice them
>suddenly one of them turns to me and starts making compliments
>nothing excessive just stuff like you look really nice and shit
>ask her why all these sudden compliments
>as soon as she hears my obvious manvoice an expression of embarrassment and surprise appears on here face
>she then tries to damage control by asking where I got my shirt
>mfw she mistook me for one of her kind
>I'm a hetero trap for lesbos
How can I fix my low test body and face?
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>>35912235
How do i fix my body
Lift diet
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>not wanting dyke pussy
>not taking one home and whipping your dick out to their surprising saying it's no different than a dildo just give it a shot
Dun goofed OP
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>>35912344
Been doing that for almost 2 years now. I somehow managed to lose 10kg but I'm still far behind in terms of muscles other than calves and shoulders and lifting wouldn't still get rid of my babyface
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>tfw only fat girls like you
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>tfw just want to manhandle a skin and bones barely 5 foot woman before I settle with a fatty
She doesn't even have to be cute.
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>>35912214
she has cum on the back of her hand
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>>35912298
>still wants 3dpd
heretical
it can be such an easy game
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Feel free to post whatever that gives you that special feeling of calmness and belonging.
Art, music, videos or just greentext. It doesn't matter in this thread.
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this sums up a lot for me
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>>35912205
Listening to Harvest Moon it's a wonderful life music. Either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uMF4K4g-lA or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRkHd-GMWG
And at the same time, playing the sims. I don't make waifus or purple glob people. I just play this one family I've been playing on and off for almost five years now. They have a huge graveyard and all have the insane trait so I still see them all as ghosts all the time. I've mellowed them out a little too so they all focus on leisure and strolling around town rather than me making them skill build and fulfill their needs so they don't act like machines anymore.
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>>35912205
https://youtu.be/ISTAKDPZYoI
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What's he singing?
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WROOOONG WAAAAY
DOOWN A ONE WAY
STREEEEEEEE-EEEET
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>>35912182
>picture your body
>hearing your voice
>AND FALL INTO YOUR EYEEEESS
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brother my brother