Fellow dicklets.
Why aren't you into small penis humiliation yet?
Hot girls pointing at, laughing, tugging, stroking, teasing your babydick while passing comments, letting you suck their tits and eat them out and masturbate to them all the while ridiculing your meagre manhood.
I mean, we're all emotionally damaged, so why not use the humiliation as a fetish?
Anyone here into it?
>>38384957
Wouldn't mind it but the girl has to help me cum or else it's just harmful by creating sexual frustration.
>>38384957
Heck yeah. It's definitely getting more popular, I've yet to meet a guy online with a small penis who wasn't into it.
my bf has a big ol dong but lets me call it tiny, he also calls mine tiny though!
sometimes on the street we tell people eachother have a micropenis- strangers laugh at us!!
I swear to god r9k is dying
it's always either >tfw no x gf/bf
>britfeel
>why don't you x
or some /b/ tier cuck shit
seriously get the fuck off my board
And on that note
I'm 5'4, 115 lbs and I look like I'm 14 (I'm 19)
Are there girls who like younger looking guys
>>38384902
>/r9k/ is dying guys!
>makes "do girls like X" thread for the 1000th time
whats your endgame OP? you know the problem but decide to join in?
I love younger looking, cute guys anon. They're adorable.
>>38384902
You need a mommy gf, OP.
I've been texting this girl for a month, met on tinder. We are finally going to meet next week. She's very shy but with time we got closer and closer, we made clear she's going to sleep in my bed, she's sending me hugs and kisses, yesterday night we were saying we are excited at the idea of finally meet and stay together, overall I think we both know we are going to have sex.
The problem is I see her very much emotionally involved when we text, she told me she was crying of happiness yesterday night when we were kinda sexting (mildly), while I was only horny, I was hard for two hours straight and I still am now in the morning. She told me she hopes I'm not going to disappear suddenly after meeting but yeah, I'm not going to do that but I'm not thinking necessarily at a long distance relationship, we didn't even meet and I'm honestly thinking first of all about fucking her, I really can't wait and it's still one week, I will go crazy without jerking off
So yeah, it's a bit weird but I can't be completely honest with her, I hope that doesn't make me a piece of shit
>>38384895
*long term relationship
Btw we are not in the same city, she lives a bit more than 1 hour away by train
>>38384895
You're in for a shock I think. People can be very different over the phone than they are in person.
Try not to be a dick when it happens.
>>38384936
This is a good advice. You mean I don't have to give it for granted she is willing to have sex?
What is the most brutal or cruel thing you've willingly done to another living organism?
>>38384860
living organism?
Shot at it and forgot to account for bullet drop and turned its front knee joint into burger. Then walked the 200 yards to it while it was alive and trying to run and put a round in its head to finish it off.
I then cut it open and reached my arms into its cavity and scooped out its organs and left them there for the animals.
Then I ate it a while later.
had it born, raised in crappy conditions and then killed purely for my luxury and convenience.
tortured animals to death
haha jk FBI : ) :
Suddenly Bruce Perens doesn't want to talk to me.
What happened? This was out of the blue:
https://lists.debian.org/debian-user/2017/07/msg00830.html
>OK, I apologize to all who were involved in this conversation. I will block further emails from "aconcernedfossdev" and no longer encourage him.
>
> Bruce
Tell me what's going on.
This was from a discussion on the GRSecurity situation.
More info at:
>>>/g/61383496
I responded as such:
>OK, I apologize to all who were involved in this conversation. I will block further emails from "aconcernedfossdev" and no longer encourage him.
>
> Bruce
For what reason? Has some libel been spread about me? Who are you saying OK to? It seems that you are putting me in a false negative light now for what reason is there for blocking me? I have not been combative towards you and have simply explained the law as I see it regarding this situation, as-well as anticipating possible defenses that will have to be argued against.
I don't see why, for that, one would block me.
So there must be some libelous statement made by someone else that you are responding to. I wonder what was said...
Anyway, yes I am a licensed attorney. Yes I have answered the questions and ideas raised as best as I can, and yes I have informed those in this discussion, as-well as those reading it, as to the dangers of failing to bring a case within a reasonable amount of time once a cause of action has matured.
I have done my due diligence.
If you do not bring a case within the required time period, at law, you lose the right to seek damages. If you do not bring a case within a reasonable time and sit on your rights then equitable remedies also will be barred by laches.
Imprisonment for contempt of court is not per-se a criminal matter. It is a situation where one can, at any time, comply with the court's request and regain one's liberty.
Cases involving repeated imprisonment for contempt of court include most often failure to pay a payment in a domestic matter (child support), as-well as increasingly failure to disburse funds in an action related to debt collection. Neither of such cases are matters of criminal law.
Your assertion that I am conflating the two is incorrect.
I gave it as an example to head off the idea that a court would look fondly on a plaintiff that stat on his rights and then attempted to head off a latches defense by claiming he could not afford council. Such is not a legal or physical impairment that a court would likely accept in most jurisdictions.
Why you now block me I do not know.
Give examples of a court in Pennsylvania (where Open Source Security is incorporated and has it's head office) where a latches defense failed because the plaintiff alleged that when he should have commenced an action he was short of funding.
>>61383507
> He found out that you were a cis white male
Do you think someone tipped him off that I feel that Hans Reiser did nothing wrong, and that I support the book of Deuteronomy, especially Deuteronomy chapter 22 verse 28-29 (as written in hebrew) and am infavor of men taking young girls as brides (as allowed by the God of the Old Testament) am not a fan of women's rights, etc?
He was listening to me (for over a week), posted this:
https://perens.com/blog/2017/06/28/warning-grsecurity-potential-contributory-infringement-risk-for-customers/
after my explanation of the law
which became this slashdot story (in which he comments):
https://linux.slashdot.org/story/17/07/09/188246/bruce-perens-warns-grsecurity-breaches-the-linux-kernels-gpl-license
And then suddenly an hour or two ago, **poof**,
These are the people that were cc'd
Cc [email protected], [email protected], Eric Raymond, [email protected] contact
Which one do you think caused this?
I suspect ESR myself...
Your thoughts?
Do you think he'll now issue a retraction of his article, even though my understanding of the law is correct?
Took a chance and fell short...
> Normies force me out to party
> Get smashed and dance with a Qt 3.14
> Somehow get her number
> Text her asking if she wants to hang out
> She says yes
> at 25 this will be my first date...
We hang out and then it dawns on me. I'm completely fucked. Being a robot doesn't just keep you from doing things now, all the shit you miss out on catches up to you later and ONLY gets worse. The parties you missed out on going to, sports you didn't watch, countries you didn't visit, music festivals you missed, all these things keep conversation going and they become tools you simply don't have. This is bad because what happens is that you burn through the few topics you can talk about very quick and awkward silence ensures.
There will be no second date....
>>38384803
Then don't go to the first one.
>>38384803
Either that or you have nothing in common with this person and it is now painfully obvious and clear. I have forced myself to do some online dates and try to get gf but a lot of people are not compatible or are just plain boring/I'm boring them and things end after the date.
You at least know now that you can get to the first date step I guess. Also if you want to not be boring go do some new things, perhaps you will find something you enjoy.
>>38384826
Had to try... honestly, if i tried in Highschool i could have avoided this shit.
I feel like there is a massive chasm in life experience between me and everyone else my age. Like i've literally been living in a fucking cave. It sucks.
Why haven't you found a loyal wife yet, r9k?
Because im 18
>>38384726
I want an exceptionally high standard of wife and most women seem to be merely average and uninteresting.
I'm a loser with too many problems and no future. Also getting older now.
How am I supposed to go my entire life without licking a hot asian girl's asshole?
I would do literally anything if it meant I could stick my face into this butt.
>>38384707
you can do that for around $500
>>38385036
it doesn't seem like a great idea to lick a whore's butthole. So it would have to be a hot non-whore.
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSEE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>38384688
EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING
SHUFFLING
SHUFFLING
>>38384688
post dabbing gifs N O W
>>38385332
Sup brah crack open a brew and hit the dance floor! Let's get this party started!
>ywn be hugged
>ywn cuddle with a qt girl
Also, cuddle thread, post pictures of cuddling couples.
I expected the release of good feelings to be bigger when I cuddled for the first time in 27 years. It was still amazing, but not like an explosion within a second, but more like a great feeling spread evenly throughout the time of cuddling.
I think it was because I was feeling nervous and unreal when it happened. I hate myself for not being more relaxed and enjoying it more.
>>38384653
make it stop please help
Cuddling is overrated, gf always asks for it, I never do, never crave it.
Are you a beta or something OP?
How does it feel to be the most beta of all males on the planet?
I feel sorry for pajeets because they exist. And I feel sorry because I can sense the disappointment of their women whenever I see them because pajeets have the smallest dicks.
>>38384519
Everything belongs to India.
>>38384725
Not in the sewage.
>>38384519
I agree. The only legit competitor to the pajeet is the manlet (any man below 6ft). Fortunately, at least some pajeets are attractive and very well off living the American dream. can't say the same about manlets, they're ALL beta sacks of shit but are still defeated by hardcore Indian smellys
Rose thread.
Guy who invented Rose threads is back again edition.
I'm literally the guy who invented rose threads fuck off
I will proceed to talk to myself until the usual suspects arrive.
I have been playing the remake of the first 3 crash bandicoot games. I wish I knew it was coming out because I replayed every crash games last year so remembered it too much to get the nostalgia kick which is the main appeal of replaying an old game, but I guess I got it more because I played the actual ps1 versions instead of HD shit, I like old games having achievements, other than that I just prefer games as they were, they don't need to be updated, just re-released. P.S. Fuck, crash 1 is hard as shit.
>>38384497
Go to sleep Brian, Rose still doesn't love you.
Hey,
Need help with creating a name for one of my characters in a game, any suggestions?
>>38384362
xXx_Sasuke420BlazeIt_xXx
>>38384362
geye slocom
>>38384362
Cactus chan
Where do i find a neet bf irl?
You dont. Fuck off. I only leave the house once a month.
>>38384359
If you're outside and you see a scruffy dude jogging in a t-shirt and sweatpants, he's a redpilled neet preparing for the race war.
Say hi.
Neet bfs are shit
I spoke to one anon yesterday in some thread. We talked about life, /r9k/, conversations in general, and comfy threads such as the late-night ones.
Are you out there, dude? You seemed lonely.
I was thinking and maybe if you have no one to speak to, I could make you a throwaway so you have a friend to contact.
Our conversation made me think we'd get along.Also sorry to everyone else for killing a thread to make this. No follow-up threads will be made if this one dies.
>>38384343
Any hints about which thread it was?
>>38384360
Couldn't find it in the archive. I don't remember much about the thread except that people were sharing their fetishes but it turned into people having lots of different conversations. Things meld into a blur when you've got a bunch of tabs open.
>>38384343
Which timeline was it?