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why do so many people obsess over her? she even has a video where she is like "if you see me its best to not say hi but dont stare like youre a rapist"

so just proof she doesnt care who you are. ill admit it though i used to like watching her videos
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because shes hot or someshit
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>>34130400
And becauss they think she is like them
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>>34130400
nah its because she is a meme

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>all of you obsess with having a qt virgin gf
>been saving my virginity, almost 20 years old now and going crazy
I need a boyfriend. My friends have moved away and I'm so lonely. I know that having a boyfriend will inevitably lead to sex, so I don't think I can wait any longer. I truly wanted to wait until marriage but I'm starting to believe this is unrealistic. Is this whole thing a meme to make women feel lonely or inferior if nonvirgin?
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>>34130247
yeah yeah we get it you're a fembot hurry up and post your pic already so you can get your desired attention.
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>>34130280

These days you don't even have to post a pic to gain orbiters. The faggots here are thirsty as fuck.
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>>34130247
Fly to Japan, 44.2 percent of the women 18 to 34 are virgins

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I just texted this to the girl I like.

Fuck circumsision. I want to kill myself because I was mutilated.
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Using sympathy to gain sex is a female tactic anon.

You'll scare her away.
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If you two are actually close enough for this to not be weird for her, then good job I guess.
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wew lad this mongolian cave painting board destroyed your life

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Hey guys, looking for any and all forms of advice. Keep it as abstract as you want. Just looking for general lessons, anecdotes, ideas, aphorisms, etc.... Tell me your secret philosophy of how you continue to live with yourself from day to day; what eases the pain, what thoughts keep you motivated?
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>>34130209
you do realize 4chin has an advice board right.
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Okay. Take in mind this is based in my own personal experiences or something:

>You will fail.
>Learn from your mistakes.
>Dont give up!
>To blend with people, act like them.
>People love talking about themselves. People enjoy listening to others talk about themselves.
>We are all trying.
>At the end, we keep on living.
>Religion is a sham, but God might be a real thing.
>Internet arguments are useless, just retire.
>Arguments in general are useless unless you know you and the other are both actually interested in learning from each other.
>No matter what people say, some opinions are wrong and some are stupid. They should not be accepted.
>Be hard but try to be compassionate.
>The world is unfair.
>For many, the world is an awful place. Sometimes you cannot help them.
>Be kind.

Thats it, i know it sounds like some self help book or something but its what i got from living.
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>>34130413

thanks for the post, this was worth while. don't be self-conscious about it sounding sentimental, it's a sentimental thread to begin with, haha. you seem like a good person.


>>34130341
yeah i get that, but obviously this isn't about getting concrete advice on a subject, it's about creating an environment for the Robots and Wizards to share their obscure and esoteric wisdom.

This is a containment thread for anime homos.
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>>34130203
kill yourself faggot

origigigi
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Where the FUCK are the other mentally ill homos? I'm ugly, not a trap, and I don't ERP or do any of that sissy shit. Also a KHV.

Also, if you don't hate yourself you aren't a real gaybot. FUCK OFF ANIME FAGGOTS
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>>34130203
>This is a containment thread for anime homos.

sounds like the thread for me

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For a long time I have wanted to take a voyage from my house in Minnesota until I arrive at San Diego, one of the favorite cities. Want to spend the night walking along the pacific and see the sun set.

>Have a great road trip planned
>No friends to take it with
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I live in San Diego, went to the beach today and stayed there til sundown. It gets old.
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>>34130202
Why do you need friends? Why not just go by yourself?
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>>34130221
I'm sure it gets old if you live there, those living in the mountains think it mundane too. Point is I want to take a journey through Colorado, Nevada, etc. Want to see Zion national park and any national parks along the way. Maybe stay in vegas for a night or two (could hire a prostitute)

Would be an awesome experience

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>tfw no boyfriend to lissten nightccore with and have sex after
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4FwngqyHR4
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>>34130127
This is fucking garbage, anon. Maybe you'd have a bf if you weren't such an autistic weeb.
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>>34130380
>tfw boys dont like weabo girls anymore
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>>34130127
>>34130399
Would have sex with a weeaboo girl while listening to this but I wouldn't listen to it otherwise

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>I'm one year older than my brother
>He was always free spirited, I was always at home playing video games
>Virgin till 25, then I found a girl, we had sex and I married her. She isn't 9/10 but she's not totally ugly.
>I built us a house
>My brother got into trouble with drinking and his ex wife, so I offered him to stay at our house.
>He doesn't want to move out for six months. I tried to help him find his own place because he's already on his own feet but nope
>One day I come back from work early
>I hear my brother having sex with my wife, right in the middle.
>I wanted to throw up and cry but instead I left and came back later when they were done
>I didn't say anything, it's already been two weeks.

I don't want to lose my wife and I don't know how to kick my bro out. I don't know what to tell them or don't tell them, I feel like going crazy
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fuck off normie your kind isnt weIcome here
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>>34130105
Remember a real man would fuck the other guy to show how alpha he is to his wife
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I'm assuming this is a joke thread but in the case that it isn't:

You have to kick out your brother and divorce your wife. It's the only way you can save your honor.

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>M-my breasts are so full. Can you help me empty them, anon?

How do you respond?
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You stupid whore, get breast reduction surgery if they bother you so much.
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Can women really feel when their breasts are full of milk?
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>>34130059
John 2:4 "woman, what do i have to do with thee? My hour has not yet cum." Jesus saith upon her.

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For fucks sake man i had enough. I TOLD HIM 3 fuckings times.Stupid piece of shit. Im gonna dance , im gonna dance all right straight to the moon!
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Dont talk to me dont fucking talk to me!
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Hmm


I think I like this
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Fuck me god dammit fuck me why cant he shut up.I fucking did it.I had no choice do you understand I HAD NO CHOICE FUCK

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Dear NEETs of /r9k/,

This past Sunday I was creating a formal monthly budget in an attempt to sort out my personal finances and I realized that my autistic shekel-hoarding had already given me enough money to live comfortably for 42 months without any income. That's three and a half years! Naturally, I felt a strong urge to not show up to work on Monday.

Now, unlike most wagecucks, I wasn't able to fight this urge by telling myself that the unemployed lifestyle would be stressful and unsatisfying; I'd already done a few short (3-4 month) stints as a NEET and knew exactly how wonderful it was to wake up when I felt like it, spend my day doing things I loved and sleep like a baby knowing I'd be doing it all again the next day. Still, wouldn't quitting be a childish decision? Surely adults don't behave like that?

So I tried to be responsible. I told myself I'd stick it out for another six months and if I still felt like quitting, I'd take a holiday then reassess... well, I only lasted five days. I quit this very afternoon as I was leaving the office, giving no notice and breaching my contract. I'm now officially a NEET and I feel fucking great.

Who else here is a comfy NEET?
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Wait isn't 42 months just 2 years? Stupid neet
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>>34130216
12 months in a year
24 in two years
>stupid neet
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>>34130216
12 months in a year
12 x 3 is 36
half a year is 6 months
42-36 is 6.
>are you literally retarded?

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I will type up a greentext and make a new thread with it some point in the next few hours. its a good one
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>>34130030
no thank you, you stupid fuck
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The official tally:

Yes:
No: I
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no
blox on blox on blox

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Looking to make some friends here,who would like to be my friend?
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Tell us about yourself, OP. What sort of things might a friend enjoy talking to you about?
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>>34130023
:^( I guess that means nobody
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>>34130073
bump this, tell us a tale, spin us a yarn, try keeping it at least 60% real tho.

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What's stopping you. It boggles my mind that someone would end themselves, instead of stealing a car robbing, a couple banks, doing whatever! I'm mean short of killing other people of course.
Be the best shoplifter you can be. Be the best liquor store robber. Be the best whatever the fuck you want before you kill yourself. Regardless of whatever, take this advice and your life will instantly get better.
and I love you, someone's even told you that tonight!
Now kick the world in the balls!!!
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>>34130004
LOL maybe get some spelling and grammar lessons! Sorry I'm usually much better, got a little excited smashing that out.
love!
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>>34130004
People who are depressed don't really see value in any of that shit, don't have the energy for it. The only reason I haven't killed myself is because it would fuck up my family's lives. Wouldn't want to hurt anyone else either just to be edgy on the way out
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To ask those with the weakest or most broken of wills to live far beyond the will of the common man shows much misunderstanding.

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What is your husbando doing right now?

Mine is out on a date with his pretty blonde gf, it is killing me inside
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>>34129989
He just texted me that he loves me and misses me.

He's with our mutual friend, climbing frozen waterfalls at Slovakia.
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He's probably partying or something because we're supposed to go back to school within the next couple days. He'll probably fuck some girl and not think about me. Meanwhile I'll hit the shower and fantasize about him ravaging me on a beautiful desert island.
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>>34130102
Do you think he ever thinks of you while he is fucking other girls?

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