Who /justwantstohavefriends/ here?
Me. But I have this knack where I piss them off.
>>35907227
>Who /justwantstohavefriends/ here?
What anime is that? She's cute!
>>35907227
The closer I get to people the more I'd rather be alone
*time warps you back to the 90's*
I would love to be a kid again knowing what I do now.
>>35907192
Would you still enjoy being a child though with adult levels of knowledge? Surely you would not get much joy from interacting with other children and adults would think you precocious
>>35907262
I would definitely do harder in school. Mum and daddy were so disappoint.
Was that chocolate milk and pepperoni pizza every day for years of your life worth it, anon?
>>35907148
Well considering the fact that I have a strong jawline, pretty thick hair, and only weigh around ~140 yeah I think so
Fuck I miss school chocolate milk
>>35907364
I miss the nachos
Why don't you get a british gf?
because i don't WANT a british gf
>>35907138
I don't live near a council estate senpai
British people are all so weird looking, like they are all inbred
REEEEEEEE
I'M SO JEALOUS OF HER
Whyyyyyyyyyyy desu?
oaweifjaweoifjao
>>35907215
She's so pretty in a conventional way.
>>35907725
She's wearing a ton of face paint, how can you tell?
what are you even supposed to respond when a girl send you a heart emoji wtf ?? help
:p
dis onne
>>35907079
"lol"
yungyung
Send out the eggplant
This is it.
Dad said he'll be cutting my electricity off on weekends to get me to go out and meet people.
What do I do? Thinking about just driving to a parking lot and sleeping in the car. But it's still pretty cold outside.
Why is are we in hell?
>>35907078
Just buy a 3DS or something and charge it then play that while he cuts off the electricity
How old are you? Can you bring him along?
Go to the local park and masturbate
so, are there any depressed losers still on /r9k/? Picrelated, microwave lasagna and beers for one. Just another day. How you all holding up? What will you do with your night?
I'm high on xanax and weed. I'm going to watch LoGH soon.
>>35907051
This is life. Ain't it grand?
>>35907288
I don't think I've ever mixed benzos and weed before, but I hear it's good. How far into LoGH are you? I think about watching it but I see how long it is and know I probably won't finish.
>>35907310
At least I have people to shitpost with. I can only imagine how lonely I'd feel in a time without internet.
>decide to become bank teller
>think its going to be comfy job and everything was going to be great
>go in with the confidence of my neet intelligence
>lool dpwn at all the idiots trying so hard during training
>pass training at thw top of my class like a boss
>get my boss in a month of shadowing
>feel like im finally getting somewhere in life
>by the second week i come out short by a couple cents on by box [where i keep my money]
>s-simple mistake wont happen again haha
>next week its a dollar
>tfw pic related when i realize i cant fucking count
>today i accidentally kept a 100 dollars from one of the 100 transactions i did
>everyone looks at me like im retarded
>no one will talk to be because im autistic. And keep to myself
>no one moves money for me to fix their box when theyre ojt of balamce even tho i know for a afct they do
>tfw branch manager rated by performance below average
>call my supervisor to tell him im out of balance by a 100 dollars
>HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!? He says
Its over brahs
I really dont know what to do brahs im going to end up losing this job and then what? My mother would be devistated that her son is a stupid fucking moron with zero skills
>>35907042
>then what?
you're fucked, getting fired is a death mark for future employment
>>35907042
You can't even write properly.
>>35907042
>The bank installs a new ATM this weekend
>want to go bald because having hair is an annoyance
>no one on either side of my family is going bald
>want to die because life is an annoyance
Just shave it off
also fuck you
>t. 22 year old with obvious balding
>>35907440
It just grows back really quick in two weeks. I'm sick of having to shave it all off weekly and I'd rather the follicles just all die
I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO STOP.
I love you varg, pls don hit me.
>>35907041
STOP BEING DEGENERATE
PLAY MYFAROG RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SPEAR YOU (ACTION DECLARED)
KEEP IN MIND UNDER MYFAROG RULES SPEARS GAIN +4 INITIATIVE IN MELEE COMBAT, THERE IS ALMOST NO CHANCE YOU MOVE FIRST WHILE UNARMED
>>35907087
I'd just throw rocks
Let's have a fucking thread already.
What's on everyone's mind today?
>tfw work is getting worse and worse and I will probably be out of job somewhat during this year
>got in a fight with gf which at first didn't seem a whole lot serious but now we haven't talked in a week and I am more or less considering myself single
>26yo
>no social media
>no idea how to start untangling this convoluted piece of shit that is my life
>feel like I am going to descend into alcoholism again like two years ago where all my effort and money goes into forcing myself into awkward social situations just so I could maybe possibly meet someone
>can't even vidya anymore because of the inner pressure from myself and how it's a "child's hobby"
>also bald and have to resort to buzzcut weekly
>also overweight but working on settling that
Also feel free to post some adequately toned music for the thread. Cheers
>working smooth a job at night
>younger guy who was there before me becomes a shift leader
> starts to pick on me in little sneaky ways but I set his ass straight with the boss since im a good and loyal worker
>avoids interacting with me if possible
Whatever you do bro make sure you get a job that has a union you will never regret it.
What are some acceptable hobbies to pick up in your 20s or even 30s?
>30, best years are already behind me
>Wasted those years on vidya and internet
Why even try fucking try anymore
i know who she is, but i dont know WHO she is
Welcome back, anon. I trust you've been thinking about toucangirl regularly. I hope today finds you well.
Are you ready to play today's game?
>>35907019
im ready but i should tell you i have class in a half hour, im ready tho
>>35907050
We will make this quick then.
Today you will try to guess which state she lives in. You get to do this by asking me 4 yes/no questions.
You may ask your first question now.
Will we have funny beer mats?
No, novelty beer mats are for students, and fuck students
any of you lads collect vinyl? im thinking about getting a record a month or something, listening to dreamboat annie right now and i like it
>>35906921
ive got us sorted for beer mats
Is the buzzcut the ultimate redpilled cut?
>>35906807
Hyun Bin is a god
no cut is redpilled cut
>>35906827
>knowing who that chink is