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>beaten for the first time in my entire life on a major academic exam which counts for something yesterday
>beaten by a girl
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>>34890045
You gotta grow up from that shit. Visiting this website has made me racist and sexist in lots of ways but insecurity about being less smart than girls isn't one of them.
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>>34890076

I've always considered females equally smart, it just feels so weird being beaten by her.

She's also my best friend here and a full on "libtard".
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>>34890045
>>34890076
>he unironically loses in a battle of intelligence with a female
>my literally actual fucking face when

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you can be sad here
https://discord.gg/pM7VDUD
https://discord.gg/pM7VDUD
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But I refuse
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>>34890307
>white discord pleb

no wonder
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sooo like yeah hop in

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"Hey, Anon, I heard you got your dick wet on Valentine's Day. Who's the lucky girl? Was it your busty female friend?"
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"Nah,I just paid a hooker.I wish it had been with you instead"
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I have a busty female friend? Fuck yeah.
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>>34889990
What, no, I just masturbated in the shower and cried

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Bimonthly reminder that only gingers can be robots.

You have no idea how hard life is when you were born with the most unattractive hair color on males.
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>>34889977
You look cute

t. Ginger who's always felt the same way about himself
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Oh look it's that red haired faggot that never gets tired of random virgins telling him he looks cute. You are beyond pathetic mate
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>>34889977
i always thought it was the facial features associated with red hair that people weren't attracted to

You rage you lose. This one always makes me mad whenever I see it.
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>>34889975
nice ass stacy, jeez
You could cut bread on that flat ass
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>>34889975
Knowing some slag is out there whoring herself to Chad? Good riddance.
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>>34889999
Quads confirm the Kek is an ass man.

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how should i end it robots? i was thinking bullet to the head would be the easiest way but i don't have access to a gun, wat do?
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make your own gun, slamfire shotgun made out of two pipes, or a suicide helmet
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Carbon Monoxide using charcoal and hibachi
Hanging
Fentanyl
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>>34889970
you white and degen

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Guys, y'all should never have sex with women. She'll say your a rapist even if you fuck and she doesn't say no. Being a Chad helps your situation though...


https://youtu.be/868HVb4wYqg
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>>34889920
>TED

Dropped.
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>>34889937
Just watch, it truly changed my thoughts on the victim/perpetrator cycle of rape. Just kidding it just pisses you off
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>>34889920
Without watching, let me guess and you guys tell me how close I am:

> both drunk in college
> go to party, have filthy animalistic sex
> she does something degrading like a facial or anal
> a couple of weeks later she feels bad about it, cries RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
> 10 years later, good looking Chad rapist comes back into her life
> vagina flutters, all is forgiven
> "hey, let's monetize this sick twisted situation"
> "ok chad!" *slurp slurp gag slurp gargle*

is that about right?

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>managed to quite soda for about a month now
>only drink water and milk
We're all gonna make it
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>>34889915
>milk
It's just sugar. Only raw milk is good for you.
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>>34889915

>Milk

Fucking pleb
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>>34889915
Nice job anon! Ignore those dicks, it's all about victories like this

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Who here /DirtyPantySniffer/?

>Tfw taking a whiff of Chad brother's Stacy gf's dirty panties

>That rush when you lick it and rub your dick all over it

>That dirty mixed smell of sweat and pee and whatever other discharge

>Dick turns diamonds

Do you sniff panties, Anon?
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>>34889842
fucking wierdo

wierdos do this

dont do this
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>>34889857

>fucking wierdo

Where do you think you are, normie?
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>Fish dad's boxers out of the hamper
>Stuff them in my face and feverishly masturbate
I stopped doing this like a month ago

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>depression for years
>"Its just a phase"

>not enough mental strength to even say hi to another human
>"Late bloomer"

>Will never have someone to love
>"Youre young anyways"

>no friends
>"you need to talk to people"

>nobody wants to talk to me
>"make friends"

And other bullshit things they tell you...
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>>34889790
>IT'S
>ALL
>IN
>YOUR
>HEAD
Every time
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>>34889790
I always liked the.. go for a run when it gets bad.

Because I'm going to magically motivate myself out of my bed and into the world.. and run... Or even exercise any way.

Ya.. not happening
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>>34889838
>It's all in your head

Yeah where else would my depression be you dumb bitch?

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WHY IS THIS BOARD FULL OF FUCKING NORMIES WITH GF'S AND HAVING SEX EVERYDAY
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Whoops u found me
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>>34889783
Cuz you feed them m8
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>>34889783
>wants normans gone
>FB_IMG in filename

Hey I need help I'm suspicious about my gf. I need to gather / mine information from her facebookchats / snapchat or messagings. I heard you could help me out , you helped my friend once and he redirected me here. I need some sort of keylogger etc , She's using an iphone 6s. Thanks peeps I just need it to gather proof maybe, if there nothing then she isn't cheating on me or anything. Thank you and sorry for my bad gramamr
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>>34889731
>gf
how bout you fuck of normie norman send some nudes and maybe I'll do something
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If you're suspicious of your girlfriend, then you might as well break up with her.
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>>34889731
>has gf
>thinks he will get help on r9k

>>/adv/

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I've really enjoyed these fat threads recently so let's continue.

I recently lost 4 pounds these past 2 weeks.

How's it been fatbros?
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>>34889642
-5 pounds in january
+3 in february so far
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>>34889642
>280 lbs
>normies tell me to just eat less
>hungry and easily agitated all day long
>normies tell me to stop being so angry
>eat normally again and be nice again
>normies tell me to eat less to lose weight
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>>34890392
Two things:
1.) Change what you eat. Specifically, substitute food high in saturated fat and simple carbodydrates to foods high in fiber. You'll feel full on less food, so you'll lose weight without feeling hungry
2.) Part of your agitation is probably coming from sugar withdrawal. This will go away after a week or so. Drink a lot of water to dull the effects, but sugar really is an addiction just like cocaine

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Fuck it, why don't we all start to train boxing or any martial art,wrestling or MMA?
When i was younger i loved grappling and fightning my family when we were all together, i loved fightning as a whole. I remember being the only who could beat a guy in our little grappling tournament in school when we were younger shits, but i remember how my family told me to stop fightning everyone like a retard, so i stopped, but i so fucking want to comeback to it, i think i will start with boxing, i am 18, so maybe something bigger will come out of it (it will not). Someone wanna join on my journey to get beat up and gain some mental problems by getting your head hit too many times
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I already did that, it's a fun sport. Even just hitting pads and shit is fun and it's good exercise. I'm afraid if I did it now I'd get dental problems, even with a mouthguard I'd be nervous.
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>>34889543
because I weigh 415 pounds
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>>34889588

Same I lost a shiton of weight and my cardio is bad

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how this make you feel, r9k?

This comment is origin
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>>34889476
dude was probably in a chastity cage
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I just don't care. I'm completely desensitized to the things women say or post on social media and it all just blurs into itself anymore.
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>>34889476
well if the dude got actually scared then I agree with them. He's a little bitch.

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