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Help me fellow robots 2017-02-23 02:30:12 Post No.35062054
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I'm at a normie party and extremely awkward, someone wanna pretend like they're texting me? I hate this.
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>>35062054
Why'd you go to the party, anon?
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>>35062087
Because I was sick of nothing all the time. Idk it was a big mistake
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>>35062108
Oh, sorry to hear that. About how many people are at the party?
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So here's the dilemma, folks 2017-02-23 02:29:20 Post No.35062045
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So here's the dilemma, folks
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I'm too gay to be aroused by women (like I can't usually get an erection if the rare chance occurs that I'm intimate with a girl) and yet I'm too straight to be into men (I met a trap once at a club and ended up "sleeping" with her, and when the time came to put it in, I just couldn't get hard at all...that's the closest to a gay encounter I've ever had, and I by no means was seeking that out, it just happened and I was drunk and reckless enough to not give a shit, plus am bicurious).
Do you think I'm gay and still in denial? Or am I asexual? (this problem has occurred since I "lost my virginity" at 19, which essentially ended up being me losing my erection halfway through fucking the girl, and not having another condom, just giving up and falling asleep. it was pretty mortifying, but i blamed it on not being attracted to her, and her smelling badly).
fuck guys, it's getting to the point where i just don't give a shit about sex. maybe i should just embrace this, go celibate, etc. but at the same time, I have a strong desire to be intimate and cuddle with a soft, nurturing girl, and fall asleep next to someone.
Also, I don't watch much porn, and never have (once a week at the most, usually vanilla-tier shit).
Any similar experiences or advice could be cool. thanks.
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>>35062045
Maybe you were molested as a child and don't remember, anon
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>>35062045
should add that i can go weeks or months without fapping, unintentionally, like i just won't be horny ever.... oh and I'm 22.
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>>35062095
nah, i had a pretty warm and sheltered childhood, i don't think that could have happened.
also, is it abnormal to date a girl at the age of 16 for over a year and only kiss her twice out of pure nervousness and shyness? don't know how she put up with that. a fucking year! neither of us were at all religious or consciously ultra-moral, i was just THAT sexlessly-minded...
Why are women so violent? and why do they always have to lash out like little kids?
>Gets cat called
>Thinks it gives her the right to destroy someone else property
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TSQ1MnRCRI
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>thinks that video isn't staged
>kek
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>>35062069
>women pretending and acting like it's staged to save face
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>>35062069
You can tell its not staged by how emotional and spergy the scooter white knight yelled
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Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Erica?
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who is dis? And also, why should I care?
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>>35061971
erica, she is a cute girl. That's why.
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you're not a weirdo erica. i hope you are doing okay.
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What does her expression indicate?
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>>35061900
>That face
That's a man isn't it?
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What's with American women and their BBC obsession?
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>>35061945
>ripped black dude
>That's a man isn't it?
Gee, you think?
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I want to live inside of a tank, where no normies can ever get me.
Just me and my computer in the tank, I'd drive it near something with free wifi. I'd have plants on the roof to grow veggies and herbs. I'd work from my computer inside the tank, and poop in a bucket. I'd order groceries right to the tank, which would be my home address.
That'd be the life.
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>>35061719
>loading your poop through the cannon and so you can shoot it at normies.
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>>35061719
the j00s built a nice big comfy roomy heavily armored tank you could use for that life. the merkava 4.
not saying it's the best tank in the world, but it's prolly the best to live in (and it isn't too bad of a tank either t b h)
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isn't it pretty cramped in a tank, any tank for that matter?
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>Hey nigga, come join me in rollerblading
Well?
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rorrebrading?
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>>35061677
i think I still know how to blade.
it's been years and years and years though.
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>>35061796
top rer
thisu comment is originar
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r9k is filled with faggots, reddit fags, tumblr bitches, and normies in general
I will remember the good times, if there is any real robot there, i hope you the best in life
goodbye fags
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>>35061674
see you tomorrow, OP. it's been a pleasure
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>>35061674
see you in a week there, champ
what, you didn't think you could actually leave this place, right?
you're here forever kiddo
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>>35061739
nah, im for real, my only pursue now is my art, anyway, bye fellas
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Your future self appears before you.
"I am here to tell you, everything you have done leading to the future has been a mistake"
"And now, you must die"
What do you do?
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>die
oreganolololololol
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>>35061623
kill myself
oragami
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>>35062074
Basically. He's right. I guess I'd be curious as to what that means for time travel and parallel universes
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>patriarchy doesn't exi-
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>extrapolating population-wide surveys to individuals
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>>35061578
Maybe women should try getting higher paying jobs
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>>35061619
I'm disappointed in you anon
>replied to obvious bait
>replied to un-sourced info-graphic that has been debunked countless times
>didn't sage when replying to bait
1/10 apply yourself
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> patient walks into the surgery
>he's blabbering on about cancer or some crap but at this point I'm not even listening
>wants me to give him some kemo
>give the skinny bastard a lethal dose of morphine instead
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>>35061554
w-what are your rates, Dr. Shipman? I am not feeling so well.
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>>35061554
>kemo
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>>35061554
what was his endgame?
i forgot this wouldn't be original
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Is this, dare I say, /ourwatch/?
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>>35061487
Why even wear a watch anymore?
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doesn't that meme belong to /g/?
they can't be robots
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>>35061557
I actually don't browse /g/, great minds think alike huh :^^^^^)
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Reverse seasonal depression 2017-02-23 02:02:30 Post No.35061472
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Reverse seasonal depression
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The days are getting longer and it's almost uncomfortably warm outside. I've already started to sweat when I have to walk somewhere, months of constant sticky discomfort are around the corner (no, I'm not a fatass. I'm just never cold, hyperborean metabolism I guess).
It's so much better when most of the day is spent in darkness and to go outside is to wear comfy clothes in nice brisk air.
Anyone else prefers short days/winter to the normies going to the beach season?
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Yes summer is fucking shit. Just look at all warm countries they are fucking trash countries full of subhumans. I wish we had global cooling instead of global warming.
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Can't say I'm getting genuinely depressed but yeah. I can't breathe through my nose in spring because lol pollen and summer is too hot. Fall and Winter are perfect.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasonal_effects_on_suicide_rates
>when you run out of bottles and you have to leave your chair to empty your piss jugs
Is there truly any worse feeling than this?
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Empty one bottle in your mouth and fill it with fresh piss
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What would one do with all that piss? Dump it in toilet? Just seems like a waste of time.
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>Is there truly any worse feeling than this?
Not feeling loved
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ITT: your favorite movie
is Jeff our guy? (Jeff who lives at home isn't my favorite movie but it is on my top 5 movies)
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why no one reply to my post here :( you don't have any better thing to do so pls answer me, talk to me
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>>35061780
what does your top 5 consist of?
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>>35061819
1.-Juno
2.-Silenced (The Crucible)
3.-Jeff, who lives at home
4.-The Shinning
and
5.-The silence of the lambs