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I had a dream last night where I was sucking a cock. In the dream I was rock hard then came without even touching myself while the guy was humiliating me because of it. He was threatening to lock my cock up in chastity too. I woke up to a mess in my boxers.
...I'm still straight right?
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>>35319938
That's pretty hot.
Even if you enjoy having sex with men, you can be straight.
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Yes you are a girl now so it's natural to be attracted to men
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>>35319976
Really? That doesn't sound right.
>>35319980
I don't want to be a girl.
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>get paid
>go to McDonalds to eat
>orders 2 BigMacs, small fries and soda
>pay and wait for order
>employee calls me
>get my order
>just one bigmac
>no soda nor fries
>too shy to complain
>go home
WHY AM I LIKE THIS?
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>go to McDonalds
your first mistake
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>>35319930
when i get paid i feel empty, suddendly i dont want to spend on anything, nothing seems good, nothing drags my attention and then always end up wasting my money at the bar and cigarretes.
is.. is this being an adult anons?
26 btw
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>>35320220
Being a teenage was painful and now an adult is the same, the only difference? School is replaced with work.There has't been a day for about 10 years since I haven't thought about death
Have you ever heard a woman use the word "for example" i.e trying to explain something logically
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Huh
I don't think I ever have
Never noticed
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>>35319929
> listening to women
Ok dummy that's your problem
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in my 31 years of life i have never heard a women state a logical opinion.
Never
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Why, hello down there, wageslave!
I was just exploring the confines of the solar system using the spacecraft I've been developing with all my extra free time. How's your weekend been, wagie? Did you accomplish anything? Did your boss call you in for work over the weekend at all?
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>>35319921
I worked 24 hours this weekend.
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take me with u
T_T
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>>35320988
I got dubs
You must comply
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>Wife found the rape twinktfw she wants to destroy his boipussi too
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>wife
stopped reading there
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>>35319909
>tfw she wants to destroy his boipussi too
DO NOT HURT HIM
twinks are for loving not abusing
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>>35320162
Twinks are for establishing dominance on
>watching ear wax removal videos on youtube
>seems very satisfying
Now I want to get this done. I don't really think I have any hearing problems caused by ear wax impaction but I'm 23 years old and never had it done before and always used Q-Tips. Is it even worth doing?
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>>35319884
I went to the doctor recently and he recommended I get Debrox and clean out my ears. I have it but I've been too scared to actually go through with it. Bump for high interest
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It's supposed to be done every couple years, I did it at 27 for the first time. They removed a huge earwax
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>>35319924
Did you notice any changes in your hearing?
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>Mfw I just found out that one of my few friends has escaped the feelzone, and now has a qt gf
>Mfw I have average looks, but anxiety and crippling nihilism keeps me from conversing with anybody that doesn't know me
>Mfw I've been single all my life
I want to off myself, but I don't want other friends, parents, etc. to get all feelsy with the "oh i didnt see it coming" thing. I'm thinking about making it look like an accident, such as giving myself a deadly disease, or getting lost in the wilderness. How do I accomplish this?
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love yourself before you love others
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>>35319844
Remind yourself daily how faggoty and cucked the rest of the world has become and it is they who cannot match your power
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>>35319872
>love yourself before you love others
no
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Hop in, /arcanine/. Where we going?
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>>35319796
Off a cliff, please.
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We stop at Pancakes House.
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>be porn artist
>clients keep asking for BBC porn
Why????? This is degrading, who are these people that keep asking for this shit.
Why does it pay sooo much better?
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make my cuck porno artcattle
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>>35319771
Why indeed does racially charged media get money thrown at it.
Causes one to ponder.
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i suspect the majority of people into this are upper middle class white men and thus are able to pay more
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makes me think: what if my head was an ass?
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>>35319641
Enraged.
I am filled with anger and hate as my disgust bubbled up within me like frothing lava.
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BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
(This comment is unoriginal)
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>>35319641
that is ass is kinda manly
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>tfw shitty internet connection
I just want to play eso without lagging out every 10 minutes
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>>35319510
Learn chess lag is no problem if you play long games.
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Stop playing video games. Trust me, It's for your own good.
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>>35319555
Yes, master.
Originallest
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I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE R9K
I WANT MY ONETIS TO KNOW HOW I FEEL BUT IK TELLING HER WILL BE A SHIT MOVE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
HOW DO I DO THIS OR LOSE THE WANT OF DOING IT
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>>35319469
Become a proper robot and stop talking to grills faggot
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>>35319469
Become chemically castrated
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>>35319469
Your first mistake was having a oneitis in the first place. If you find a girl you like, either date her or back off. She's not gonna wait around for you to make up your mind.
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how does it feel knowing you will forever be a dicklet?
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>>35319465
>mfw i'm 20 and i think my dick is growing
feels good man
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>>35319655
how big currently
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>>35319786
6.7 super original inches
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>be me
>skinny fat neet
>join a taekwondo class to get in shape
>there is a girl there
>she walks up and talks to me
>what the fuck this has never happened before
>she's into me
>she gives me her snapchat
>i decide to man up and ask her on a date
>she says yes
>wtf
>fast forward 3 weeks
>i've gone to a few dates with her and been over to her house
>touched some titty
am i a normie now?
cya nerds
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>>35319382
OK? I DONT CARE? LOL?
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She'll cuck you and leave you if you become overconfident. Keep doing things right but don't sing victory yet. You haven't even banged.
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Mummy is making me get a job. Found this and looks interesting what do you guys think?
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>>35319304
Going to guess you're a fat cunt so already you'll get shot down instantly
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>>35319304
>Mummy
I'm bettin 200 quid that you're a fat fucking cunt.
You cunt
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>>35319498
I'm a 5'8 120 pound cuteboi