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Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:44:26 Post No.35290957
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:44:26 Post No. 35290957 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else
>pisses in gas station garbage cans
Up in this bitch?

Sometimes I'll go out and get stoned to the bone, cruise around and head to a store to fill up on cheap drinks and take a mean leak in the garbage can.

I laugh about it in a very post-ironic way. I don't think many understand. I am so far advanced, humor has gone to a new level few will ever know

>pic unrelated

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:45:43 Post No.35290981
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i feel you op, i find ruining shit for other people is fucking gold

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:48:38 Post No.35291081
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:48:38 Post No.35291081 [Report]

So you pee in the trash as you wink, insinuating that you do so only in disbelief that there are people that actually unironically piss in the trash, but are, at the same time, the butt of your own joke because no one does that unironically?

Is that the gist?

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:51:32 Post No.35291161
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>>35291081
Can I get a rundown of it being done unironically?

Anonymous
seriously depressed 2017-03-04 11:41:22 Post No.35290888
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seriously depressed Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:41:22 Post No. 35290888 [Report] [View this topic]

hey r9k im pretty depressed what about you
cant decide if i should switch majors or not
lost a lot of friends and miss having a gf
what gets you guys down?? this is original thread

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:49:45 Post No.35291115
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Went out with guy, 4th or 5th date, I can't remember. Date was a fucking disaster but we laughed it off, tried messaging him. No reply. Probably did something autistic, like so autistic that it repels some autistic dude. Eh, seeing if the worse does happen, should I like ask what I did was so autistic that it was repulsive?

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:51:21 Post No.35291153
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>>35290888
stop posting pics of your self you stupid fuck

nobody cares about your blog

Anonymous 2017-03-05 12:52:06 Post No.35292477
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>>35291153
No I like to blog on r9k

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:40:53 Post No.35290876
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:40:53 Post No. 35290876 [Report] [View this topic]

I want the Soviet Union to come back

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:42:14 Post No.35290912
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>>35290876
So it can fail all over again
>Fuck commies rather dead than red

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:46:42 Post No.35291033
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>>35290876
You know you can't live your NEET weaboo lifestyle in the SU

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>>35290876
I want a 4th Reich

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:39:55 Post No.35290854
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:39:55 Post No. 35290854 [Report] [View this topic]

can i shill my youtube channel here. tell me that im a faggot and that my videos are gay please

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFoEEFIHEM7l4Cp3rksBhGA

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:44:08 Post No.35290948
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:44:08 Post No.35290948 [Report]

u have a cool and rare voice, mack more videos in 2017

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:46:42 Post No.35291032
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>>35290948
can do boss

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:48:01 Post No.35291064
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>>35290854

I won't watch your gay videos but that shouldn't bother you because neither will anyone else. Anyway, see ya.

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:38:46 Post No.35290821
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:38:46 Post No. 35290821 [Report] [View this topic]

WHY

IS MY BODY TEMPERTIRE SO FUCKED.
THE ONLUMY TIME I AM EVEN REMOTLY OKAY IS WHEN I AM COMPLETELY NUDE LOOSELY MUMMIFIED IN A COMFORTER WITH A WINTER COAT LIKE MATERIAL.

AND STILL I BECOME SLIGHTLY DAMP LIKE BANDAIDED SKIN

SIMPLY WEARING SOCKS UNDERWEAR OR A TANK TOP OR T SHIRT WILL ADD A MEDIUM TO MOISTNESS AND DRESSING OVER IT IS HELL.

NO DRY CLOTHRS.
DRY CLOTHES STILL.

BODY FEELS COLDWET HOT
WASHES OVER SHOULDERS UNDRR ARMS AROUND CHEST THEN RIBS WAIST GENITALS PUBES SWEAT ASS BECOMES STICK TO THIGHS AND BASKETBLL SHORTS STAY DAMP CANNOT UNDERWEAR ITCHY BUTT CHEEK SKIN

FEET SWEAT

HATE THE OUTSIDE

TOOBDETAILED TO GET HELP
TINY FIRES ALL OVER SKIN WHEN IN THR COLD/HOT/WIND AIR
ITCHING
SCALP NECK
BODY
"WHATS WRONG WITH HIM
IT
"
CANT SHOW THEM HOW ITCHY
INHUMANLU ITCHY
HATWE

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:42:55 Post No.35290925
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just be a snake and you wont have to worry about it

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:47:52 Post No.35291061
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>>35290925
What do th female ones in thebox say?
>"as if"

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:51:34 Post No.35291162
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>>35290821
>live in a tropical climate
>still wrap myself in baggy and oversized clothes and don't sweat a drop
>shake hands with somebody
>"Are you okay? Your hands are really cold."
>laptop is overheating
>put it on my stomach to keep myself warm and disperse the heat

>>35290925
Hiss hiss.

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:38:10 Post No.35290808
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:38:10 Post No. 35290808 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone have any albums/soundtracks that have relatively no quiet parts? I use my earbuds everywhere I go to drown out the sound of normies and I need new music so my current music doesn't become white noise. I can't stand listening to normies talk for more than a minute, and ~~inb4 I'm a normie because I go to college~~ I'm constantly surrounded by normies, my room isn't even safe from their disgusting sounds. Please help, I'm clutching at straws here.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:42:50 Post No.35290922
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>>35290808
Burzum
Filosofem

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:45:21 Post No.35290968
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsjGZzebq8
GHRII GHRII REEEEEEEEEEEEE RE RE REEEEEEE

do u mean the pauses inbetween songs

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:49:59 Post No.35291124
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>>35290968
Pauses, slow parts, parts where almost nothing is being played, stuff like that. Any point where I'll be hearing more outside noise than music.

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:38:01 Post No.35290803
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:38:01 Post No. 35290803 [Report] [View this topic]

is it feminine to be barefoot in public?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:40:40 Post No.35290871
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is it feminine to be bare in public?

Anonymous 2017-03-05 12:07:41 Post No.35291509
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>>35290803
Yeah, that's weird. Does society have a low-key foot fetish? Girls show off their feet, all the time, like they were their tits or legs.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 12:10:57 Post No.35291590
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>>35291509
It's a normie tier fetish now

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:37:45 Post No.35290799
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:37:45 Post No. 35290799 [Report] [View this topic]

> tfw jacking off is not enough

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:39:18 Post No.35290843
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A sneeze of an orgasm is nothing compared to the energy and pump of 100 days nofap.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:40:05 Post No.35290858
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>>35290799
A sneeze of an orgasm is nothing compared to the energy and pump of a nice 2 hour prostate massage

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:33:55 Post No.35290723
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:33:55 Post No. 35290723 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT:
Abstract feels

>ywn live in a French chateau during the 1700s running a vineyard

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>ywn be Donkey Kong ripping off Pauline's dress

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>>35290723
>ywn become a preacher and start a new great awakening

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>ywn have a birthday party

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:32:30 Post No. 35290685 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you're an incest baby and your mom is your sister

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:33:15 Post No.35290700
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>>35290685
Hot
Fuck your mom
Orgiam

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:34:01 Post No.35290724
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>>35290685
As long as it was consensual there's nothing wrong with that.
And how you were born doesn't define who you are.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:34:42 Post No.35290741
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>>35290685
Please do not associate Umaru with your degeneracy thanks

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:32:23 Post No.35290683
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:32:23 Post No. 35290683 [Report] [View this topic]

This girl suddenly comes up to you and gives you a hug.

How fucking pissed are you?

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>>35290683
>get a boner
>say "y-you too"
>imagine spending life together
>post >tf no gf for few weeks

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:36:21 Post No.35290772
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:36:21 Post No.35290772 [Report]

>another cunt i have zero interest in is after me again

very pissed

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>>35290683
literally my dream girl, emo without too much rawr~~xD added to it

~~i would start crying~~

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:27:58 Post No. 35290587 [Report] [View this topic]

tfw every personality test I take says I'm phlegmatic. What do i do?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:36:50 Post No.35290777
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accept_it.shrug

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:37:50 Post No.35290801
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:37:50 Post No.35290801 [Report]

shut up and suck my cock origami

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:38:15 Post No.35290812
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>>35290777
t. also phlegmatic

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:27:26 Post No. 35290579 [Report] [View this topic]

i have almost 300 mexican pesos to spend and im going to spend it in a Walmart, what should i buy? i wanna buy socks (i gonna start a sock collection) and cereal or a lot of chocolate

(pic semirelated, i wish a fucking narco killed me)

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:32:23 Post No.35290682
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>>35290579
Would you let me fuck you after sissifying you with HRT?

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>>35290682
only if you live in pic related (is where i live) and you don't have a brown skin

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:37:43 Post No.35290798
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>>35290742
I don't have brown skin but I live in Mexico City.
Sad.
I was willing to pay for your HRT.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:26:52 Post No. 35290567 [Report] [View this topic]

Fuck I was pulling off the asshole chad routine perfectly on tinder and let my guard down for 10 minutes fucking went full beta. I could hear her pussy dry up from here.

>aww thanks :)
>You're sweet
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:30:08 Post No.35290638
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>aww thanks :)
You're fucked.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:33:25 Post No.35290706
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>>35290567
>Using Tinder

There's the problem.

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>>35290567
>Screen Shot
>tinder

Cancer and normalfaggots get off my board.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:25:39 Post No. 35290547 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily reminder that basically every girl you talk to has had sex.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:32:27 Post No.35290684
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>>35290547
>implying I talk to women
joke's on you

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:34:23 Post No.35290731
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:34:23 Post No.35290731 [Report]

who is she ???

reee original captcha

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>>35290547
Every girl that talks to me is talking with someone who has had sex T B H

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