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calling home the individual by the name of 'solari' 2017-06-11 11:22:53 Post No.37650560
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calling home the individual by the name of 'solari'
swami (ID: !!8Zu4DwXJ3fl)
2017-06-11 11:22:53
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he is known to graze the fields of the board by the name of 'r9k'...
he's an okay specimen.. not too particularly interesting- but interesting enough in a particular fashion to garner the attention of my dear friend samantha..!
please come home, solari! your mommy desperately misses you! this outrageous showing of rebellion and edginess is unacceptable!
picture related- his forehead and pectoral muscles...
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Pretty sure I saw him sucking off dudes behind the local Walmart. Hope this helps OP , good luck!
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I think I saw him on gaydayz on tc. Look into /gaygen/ on /lgbt/.
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sickening! absolutely sickening my fellow poster!
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Isn't it absurd how amazing women think they are?
"I took my clothes off, I'm amazing, I'm better than you!"
"I drew makeup onto my face, I'm better than you!"
"I wear skirts to tease guys, this makes me good, this makes me better than you!"
They're nothing, they have no skills, no talents, nothing, they are garbage, they are nothing. But society tells them they're everything and treats them as if they are. Is this a problem that needs to be fixed or is it just the way it is?
And they stand there smiling as if they should be proud of themselves. Doesn't it make you sick?
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>>37650470
I dunno, just get a nice car and that "I'm better than you" turns into "dear" and "darling."
That's what makes me sick.
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>>37650470
no, since that's their "value" to the world
you know how many nerdy scientists studied hard and made breakthroughs just to fuck those stacys?
it's a relationship as old as human civilization.
we need to reach the singularity to rid ourselves of these biological chains
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No it makes me hard and they know it does therefore they win and are superior.
please try and be polite.
feel free to ask femanons questions.
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I'm going to pretend to be two different femanons in this thread using my phone and my PC.
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>>37650404
Are you cute in the classic, innocent sense, but at the same time have the sense of humor of 4chan?
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>>37650404
Why do no women play rts?
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If you base how much you like a person on their amount of attractiveness you're judging a person based on what genetics they have. You're committing eugenic genocide against people with certain genetics because of their appearance by forcing them out of the gene pool. If you mate with people based on their appearance you are literally no better than Hitler. Hitler wanted to shape Genetics and get rid of ugly people and people with certain eye and hair colors and people with disabilities. I wouldn't be surprised if you were secretly a Nazi.
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>>37650370
Eugenics should be enforced and I'm glad china is working with not boundaries on genetic enhancements on fetuses.
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Chemically castrate children in the womb so that they never grow up wanting or having sex for any reason other than for reproductive purposes.
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Yeah this is the irony of the roasts /lefties. They idolize Aryan genes and melt at the sight of big, tall Chads while also spouting #bashthefash kek
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Share you advice on picking up women on OkCupid.
>inb4 be chad
I'm a 210lb 5'10 spic who's gotten with 6 women from there in a matter of 2 years
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What do you do for your first 'date'
How do you escalate
How do you make the first move
How do you fuck
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Oh shit OP, you're practically the same height and weight as me. What is your secret?
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I'm also interested on how to escalate situations. Do you just try to go in for a kiss and then take it from there?
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>>37650324
Get them to text or talk on the phone a lot. Sometimes you click with some chicks by talking about shared interests and after awhile bring in sexual questions and escalate from there.
Sext or phone sex and also ask for nudes. If she shys away and rejects move on DO NOT PURSUE
After awhile ask to hang at her place or yours.
When you see her go and hug her and try to kiss her on the cheek. If she responds well continue kissing on cheek or neck.
You'll know what to do from there
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FUCK this stupid board.
I made a positive thread to talk about your hobbies and it went completely ignored and was bumped off the board.
Meanwhile some stupid thread about farts or something gets 200 posts.
I fucking hate you all.
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We deserve it, also no one fucking cares about things like that because we're supposedly a bunch of neets that can't do more than masturbating all day to 2D characters and talk about how our lives suck
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I wholeheartedly agree OP. The moment someone creates a copy of Wizchan, with the only difference being one board (like /r9k/) instead of seven (way too much, hence the slow activity) that bans normies/roasties, I'd migrate over there in a heartbeat.
The funny thing is, there's a metric fuckton of us robots who're desperately looking for a r9k-replacement that bans normies. If someone bought a domain, copypasted the code for the chan, and then set up a patreon, they could make a fuckton of money.
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OP I play classical guitar, chess, sing, I know juggling tricks, I'm an amateur astronomer, I meditate, read, I speak English, spanish, portuguese and Japanese.
But I'm ugly and don't have a gf.
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somebody please talk to me 2017-06-11 10:57:26 Post No.37650137
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somebody please talk to me
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2017-06-11 10:57:26
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> start new job tommorrow at 8-9am
> am very nervous
pleas talk to me robots i need to comfort of my fellow brethren
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yo man, how did you get the job? Just curious, really. If you want to I can read you tarots.
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>>37650137
The coffee in this cup.
I expect you to have sold 25 membership rewards cards and gotten back 70 customer feedback surveys by the time I've finished it. Do I make myself clear, wagecuck-anon?
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>>37650166
i applied on a whim on moster and ended up getting an IT position with the fucking government ! i will be the first person ever on this offices help desk and im nervous
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I had a weird and vivid dream two nights ago. It is the first dream I've had in several months that I am able to clearly recall. I thought I'd share with you fellas.
>in some kind of mall with fucktons of people around
>I'm wearing a bright, plain-colored yellow sweater I don't even own IRL
>crowd has gathered around a dude who sounds like filthy frank going on an autistic tirade about something
>join crowd and watch
>suddenly someone covers my eyes from behind me
>turn around to see that it is this cute asian girl who lives in the dorm under mine at my uni
>IRL I almost never see her, let alone talk to her
>we chat a little and she starts pulling me aside to a quite corner with no people around
>end up on the floor with her nuzzling me and touching on my junk
>get boner
>shy away from her and say "look at what you did" like a fucking retard. I think I meant it to sound like I was joking around but it ended up being cringey.
>autistic permavirgin even in my dreams
I don't remember how but the dream completely shifted away from this into something else.
>talking to my sister in person at my uni
>IRL she is 300 miles away from me
>start playing with each other
>she jumps up on my back but I end up losing balance and drop her
>she is on the floor in pain
>wake up
I don't know what any of it means lads. Anyway, post stories about your dreams and stuff.
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>>37650087
I can't remember ever having a single dream. Everytime I go to sleep, it's just blank. I don't have dreams, and I don't know what it's like to have dreams. It's kinda frustrating.
Anyone else have this problem?
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>>37650087
simple, you wanna fuck your sister bro
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>>37650139
I'm the same way. The only time I really have dreams is when I stop smoking pot for a while. If I do have one it's super crazy or something that gives me deja vu months later
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I WISH I WAS A STACY
I WISH I WAS A STACY
I WISH I WAS A STACY
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She looks like a blowup sex doll
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Me too, if I woke up as a Stacy I would be the happiest person in the world.
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That's the perfect look, when you just want a warm meaty cumsleeve
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Explain women to me like I'm autistic (I am) 2017-06-11 10:46:39 Post No.37649980
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Explain women to me like I'm autistic (I am)
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Honest question: Why do women lov to show off their most ephemeral asset, their physical appearance, so much?
Even the most narcissistic /fit/fag still has some humility and only shows off his body (which he actually earned, unlike a woman) when prompted. But women turn their entire life into one long train of excuses to make cute faces, take cute pictures of their faces, show off their outfit, their makeup, take pictures of their holes, etc.
It's disturbing. When you look at images of women sexually "presenting" themselves, whether it's their breasts or ass fat or their holes, they are behaving like animals. It's just a baboon presenting itself, completely happy that the whole meaning of its life can be summed up by a couple of moist holes and some fat.
Why do human women do this? Are they as stupid as baboons? Don't they read literature and philosophy and nowadays? Don't they know about human virtues, like ambition, dignity, and pride?
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For some reason, feminists always seems to worship women who act slutty.
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OP humans are animals too. We have the a lot of the same impulsivities.
Read up on evolutionary psychology.
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>>37649980
>Why do human women do this?
Because human men allow them too.
You think 100 years ago, any sane father would let their daughters pose like this?
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>match with a grill
>she just messaged me "happy sunday!"
what do???
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>what do???
y-y-you too
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>>37649979
>Still lusting after women
>Hasn't subscribed to the trap master race
What a ruhtard.
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>>37650016implying thats not a trap :3
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>mom threw boiling water at me
im trying my best to not cry though
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Sorry friend. That's awful.
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>>37649972
what did you do
missing some details
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>>37649972
Originally call the police.
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Got gropped by a woman on the bus today
I've seen her on my bus a few times before. I think we go to the same college. Is it possible that the authorities would be on my side? Thhat counts as harassment I think
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you've got to grope her back anon
that's how the game works
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like this oregano ireg
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>>37649891
If you call the cops they are going to laugh at you and then leave annoyed because you wasted their time.
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I've been NEET from age 16 to 19.
I'm going to feel really bad in a few years if I don't sort this out aren't I?
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>>37649773
I've been NEET from age 14 to 22.
I don't feel bad.
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>>37649773
Consider yourself lucky to have ascended to the ultimate form of being at such a young age.
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how do you feel now about being neet?
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Your thoughts on this brapper?
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>>37649724
Flat as a pancake
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>>37649724
looks like the guy from metalocalypse
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>>37649744
op was clearly talking abt the girl to the left retard