Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 810. page

>>39352912
hopefully you aren't retarded and you can tell the difference between a tumor and an artery. if you can do that you're good to go, at least in burgerland

>>39352912
naw man you're being consistent
first you fuck people's brains up on /r9k/
then you perform the actual lobotomy
it's a fantastic grift

>>39352912
pharmacist here

yes we picked the wrong fucking thing

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>>39352895
never because If they don't swipe right back they aren't interested in the first place.

when you really like someone?

retard

>downloaded tinder last tuesday
>6 matches, 2 superlikes
>went on a date w/ 2 of them
>they were both extremely quiet and didn't any anything
>both texted me after wanting to hang out
Fuck man i went on a 5 hour barefoot hike yesterday, I don't want some beta female orbiter, I want a woman that is able to keep up with me, and who isn't a gigantic fucking whore

I feel bad because I'm sure that other robots on here would kill to have this opportunity, but they are just annoying to me

>>39352877
Give her them seminal reparations.

>>39352877
Pull out and make her take it on the tits instead, gotta love that contrast

I thought that was her butth0le.

26 year old kissless virgin NEET reporting in

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There will always be normies and larpers, coming here so they feel better about themselves. i am a live alone NEET though, I will be till i kill myself too.

>>39352651
>Are there any actual NEETS left on this board
Yes, but not for long. They don't belong here.

>>39352567

I'm with you brother! uhh- starting tomorrow...

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The power of no-fap is there to be harnessed.

>>39352586
Op, here. Forgot the mention that my goal is 90 days of Nofap and Noedge.

Toothbrush up anus

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>>39352511
>when did you realize you hit rock bottom

There is no bottom. It's an abyss, then you die.

>>39352545
there can be a bottom for people who were raised with a solid foundation
but yeah, if you blast through that then it is certainly an abyss

>>39352486
>tfw sissy fetish


>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>anyone else got stupid fetishes?

Dumb sissy white boi.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

Hope you like these OP

Note: There are no niggers in this story

>>39352521
y-yes sir,I know

Sure is normal here tonight

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>>39352464
>responsible
>improve

He still thinks these concepts exist

But I'm not miserable because of my personal situation, I am miserable because of the society I have to live in.

>>39352137
Why are liberals cuckolds who let other men have sex with their wives?

>>39352150
What a feeble minded drumpftard. Presented with a objective observation of Trump supporters and immediately retorts to the 'le cuck' schtick.

At least liberals can get girls. Must be why most conservatives are misogynists that browse /pol/.

>>39352137
They benefit more voting for him.
That's kinda the point.

How did you reach the conclusion that they are equally important? Looks aren't important at all outside of sexual attraction.

>>39352120
Looks are a very accurate indicator of a person's health, genetics and how much they take care of themselves. All of which are extremely important when you're picking your partner. A person with rotting teeth or morbid obesity is a red flag for most people and will not pass the initial "test" so to speak. Doesn't matter how great the personality is, everyone has certain limits when it comes to looks.

>>39352085
What normies say isn't what they do. Everyone will say they care about personality more than looks, but in reality people care about looks first and foremost, then they have a large leeway for personality. This is why chads and stacies have large groups, everyone wants to be with them because they are aesthetically appealing. If you ask, everyone will tell you that personality matters, but what do they know, they already have their friendship circles so all they need to do is weed people out according to personalities now.

Just think about it, who would people rather be friends with: the asshole chad or the ugly beta with the personality of an angel? Everyone picks chad.

fuck off slag
This board is filled with robots, not you people

all the women of the earth are my sisters
there is no fucking that isn't fraught with imperiled incestuousness now

This is an interesting new take on the standard "fembot here". Could be good, we'll see if anybody falls for it.

>>39351939
>Anyone live in Japan here?
Nope

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No, but my wife is from japan, what do you wanna know?

>>39351939
Your moms basement doesnt count as Japan no matter how much ecci you glue to the walls

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Jesus, you really have been in a 6 year coma, haven't you?

>>39351684
Yep. Got in a bad car accident in 2011. Still in the recovery process.

>>39351676
proof? origggg

try heroin
hooker
lsd
maybe kill someone else?
idk stuff like that I suppose

>>39351647
Go on a spritual journey to become one with nature. Then kms naturally and let nature eat me and digest me whole. After that its all depending on afterlife or not

>>39351660
>heroin
>lsd
also DXM because a really high dose makes you feel un-alive, something outside of life. I can't explain it but when OP feels it he'll know

Sorry, i don't like aliens

I would make venti my cock slave

i would fuck this girl
at full force
in pussy, ass and mouth