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>>38377152
abstract shitposting is best shitposting

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>>38377168
Shut the fuck up you macro piece of shit. If I wanted the opinion of a giant asshole I would have asked your mother for one.

>>38377382
>Multicellular Tardigrade
>True microorganism
Wew

>see yet another creepy anime faggot post on /r9k/
>immediately puke in my mouth

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>>38377112
there's a chance I could be a girl though right

Why do you lie punky

Yo 69 dawg

My post's 2 last digits.

>paying Tinder
Good goy

>>38377056
virgin boipussy pics

>pretend like getting sex is not extremely hard

why normies do this

>>38377158
because it ain t hard for them
:^)

>>38376999
I've given up on women. All women are whores and I apologize to the few women who stayed with one husband and never cheated or did anything sexually degenerate and who is faithful, humble and loyal to their husbands.

I don't want a woman anymore and I believe I do not need a woman to find happiness in this life. No matter how much my flesh screams and whines to me to get a wife and procreate. I only wish that women will reap what they sow for their whoredom. I've yet to see older women pay for the harlotry in their youth though.

>>38376999
trannies are so much better than women

>>38377097
nice try, eggman

>>38376987
So far it's been pretty great. I went abroad for a month and got some overseas teaching experience (even if it was just service learning). I've been back and now I'm working at a good-paying job, which has payed back my entire trip cost in only a month.

Just changed my major too, to something that will get me better job opportunities. Bad news is, I'll have to stay a couple extra years, though I can skip the bullshit electives since I took them all in my freshman year.

I guess the expectations and reality are the same, really.

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>still having expectations and hope
youll get over that eventually

>>38376987
I have two months since my CC gets out later than the 4 years.

>falling for the self measured african jew. Most pornstars have sickle cell


Haha, die roastie hope you enjoy aids

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>>38377106
>african jew

>>38376982
Why would I have a subscription when there is free porn easily available?

>>38376965
Does it really matter if you would've ended up a KHHV regardless?

>>38376984

Hell no. If I had a big penis I'd be walking around in tight pants without underwear making it known to any willing females.

I would actually be approaching.

>>38377008
I guess you have more courage than I do.

My small penis is the least of my problems. I'm quite sure I would've ended up as a KHHV NEET even if I had a huge schlong.

impossible to obtain without medical prescription

>>38376964
I'm on it friendo. How much do you take? I do 20mg daily.

I want to try straretta tho.

>>38377595
I take 10mg daily, but I only take it 4 days a week to prevent tolerance. Why are you interested in Strattera though? It only affects Norepinephrine instead of Dopamine+Norepinephrine like Ritalin. It's not as effective.

Is this thread one of them?

>another thread that interests you appears
well fuck

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>>38376900
Its okay to let go, Anon

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>>38376888
mirin those trips, friend

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>>38377790
New one, excellent

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More coming

>>38376801
What makes you think I carry a bicycle tire pump?

>>38376801
>and she was never heard from again

>>38376801
I don't see anything flat in your rear

>>38376778
Why do they do this?
Oreganoli

>>38376778
in what situation would that happen

>>38376778
Anon, I think that means you're attractive?

Can you please repeat that using the English Language?

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>>38376765
The majority of males should be castrated and removed from the breeding pool and a matriarchy should be established to govern the world.

>>38376745
Men are sinners just like women. God gave us the crown to rule over women and animals. The world was perfect until you women drove away the creator by sinning against God. That is why this world has suffering and is evil.

Know your place woman. Or you will find yourself in the inner parts of the Earth where hell resides because you do not humble yourself. God made female kind as a gift to Adam so that he wouldn't be lonely. You are our helper, that is why men excel at everything they do and women do not.

The roads outside were paved by men. The structure you live in was created by men. The laptop you are on was invented and created and manufactured by men.

>>38376679
>Women do not deserve to be happy
this 2bh

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Women are the inferior sex and thus should have less rights than men.

>using a female artists work for your misogynistic thread

Hmm really makes you think