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>i like dogs
>i like music
>i play any kind of instrument
Congratulations, you're a basic bitch. This applies to mean as well.
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>>34285210
Is this supposed to be directed towards other Anons, or women of which there are none here anyway?
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>tfw like dogs
>tfw play 8 instruments
>tfw only listen to classic music
>tfw all started when my mom wanted me to follow her broken dream of becoming a tournament winner pianist
I hate playing specially to an audience i resent my mom to this day she used to beat me up after competitions also
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>>34285412
That's terrible, I'm sorry.
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>Have a nice fap at work
>Come back later to take a shit
Who here doing it right? Getting paid to shit and fap
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>>34285208
I usually take a shit and rub one out in the bathroom after my shift. I'm the last one out so I can take as long as I want.
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Where do you work were you can fap?
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>>34285324
I work in a office.
There are individual toilets on each floor near the stairs. You walk through one door, which you can lock and find a sink, then through another door and the toilet is there.
You have so much comfy privacy it's great.
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>tfw you will never be an exchange student at a Japanese high school and slowly fall in love with a cute Japanese girl.
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>Get a degree
>Get an assistant language teaching position
>All the girls fawn over you because exoticism
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become asian, exchange to american highschool /or wherever the fuck you are/ get puss
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>slowly fall in love with a cute Japanese girl.
>slowly fall in love
>slowly
nigga i will instantaneously fall in love with the first girl that shows me a decent amount of attention
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Who else here got fucked out of life
>born in small town
>graduating class of 23
>no cities near me can only move to other small ass towns
>this place is so small that everyone from each small town knows each other
>id literally be running into the same people if I moved 40 miles away
Holy fuck
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>>34285182
I used to live some place like that but thank god I moved when I was 13. I feel you op It's like a whole other kind of desolation.
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>>34285182
Then move as far away as you have to, or what you have now will be your life forever.
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>>34285570
How tho I have no car or connections in other places or a way to get a job there
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You're seriously telling me that if I ever venture outside and find myself having to get pictured next to a girl or girls I have to put my hands on their asses or else I'm a weirdo-creep-virgin-loser? But why? What if they claim assault? What if I just put my hands by my side?
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Put it on their bicep opposite you.
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All you do to a woman is rape. Don't even look at them.
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Put it on their lower back if they're just friends.
If there is more going on you can place it on their ass.
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if i missed out on girls in school and at the uni do i have legit chances with any females when i never had any contact with them besides saying high in middle school i guess?
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>>34285095
Yeah, there's always a chance. But your school years are when you're supposed to learn the ropes. You haven't even played casual and your trying to go straight to diamond league.
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>>34285128
where did everything go so wronng
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Statistically impossible you will ever get a gf or anything. I'm sorry to say that. It was already nutty that you've been loveless this far. There's a very slim chance you will get a kiss or sex. Hate to say it since I'm in the same boat. Girls aren't like us. They don't tolerate inexperience unless you're incredibly attractive. I am guessing you didn't choose to have zero opportunities? Probably means you're a "bad" person. Why should a girl put herself into the uncomfortable situation of being intimate with you?
Stop being meme gay.
It's not like you fap 20 years to vago only to realize in one day that you always liked dicks.
Stop making all these dumb threads that let us real gays shine in a bad light.
And no, liking traps is not gay, because traps identify as women and gay men don't like good traps that look like women.
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>>34285054
>identify as women
It doesn't matter what they identify as, it's still a man in a dress.
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Realizing you've been repressing your faggotry for years is not uncommon mr frogposter
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I'm gonna continue to be meme Gay and you can't stop me.
But you can have my boybutt
name something more evil than hurting ur girlfriend protip u cant
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hurting your dog
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>>34284997
u have bested me............
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>>34284997
Hurting your dog in front of your gf.
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What do you guys think of self righteous virtue signaling emotional vegans who care about animals?
What do you actually care about when it comes to animals? Are you into science, spider monkeys n' shit? National Geographic or anything?
Why do you think the weird PETA people care more about chickens and defaming orca shows than endangered animals and science?
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>>34284990
>Why do you think the weird PETA people care more about chickens and defaming orca shows than endangered animals and science?
well if you look at a lot of the people who are really for wildlife conservation and protecting endanageted species, a lot of them are vegans. Plus raising cattle is one of the biggest factors of us chopping down the rainforest at an alarming rate, not financially contributing to that is helping them more than signing on online petition that doesn't do anything
and that question could easily be turned back, why do so many carnists care about dogs and cats so much and calm themselves animal lovers, then pay for their systematic slaughter that fucks up the environment
but using PETA as the face of vegans isn't really fair considering most vegans these days hate them. carnists hate them. ASPCA and AKC type groups hates them. Literally everyone hates them. They have done some good shit in the past, but doesn't even compare to the bad shit in recent years. The most anti PETA people I've met have been vegans
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>>34285090
Well said, Anon. Also, people who fancy environmentalists/conservationists, but aren't vegan, or at the very least, vegetarian, just give me a laugh 'cause that's not just a wee bit hypocritical at all, nope...
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>>34285165
fancy themselves*
That's likely obvious enough, but just in case.
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That feeling when you're so far into NEETdom that showering and using the bathroom become accomplishments
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>>34284901
That feel when you are actual adult and still act like a child.
FTFY
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tfw my shower is full of mold and insects and there is no hot water
tfw when i take a shit i have to clean the toilet every time so they don't crawl up my ass and keep my legs in the air so i don't step on any insectual neets
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Find a reason to live, NEET, or kill yourself. Living like this is not living, anon.
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>Come on, the water isn't that cold! What are you afraid of?
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>>34284891
Getting an ear infection from a dirty pond
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>>34284891
Cthulhuoriginal motherfucking comment coming thru right naw
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I'm afraid of getting brain parasites or dick parasites. Also you no doubt are more interested another guy here. I'm just a prop to laugh at.
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I'm the biggest loser on 4chan
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>>34284849
Explain further, that's a title that is not easy to obtain. I want a full rundown on your shitty life.
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i'll fight you for that title
actually no i won't
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>>34284865
my gf just broke up with me after six months
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What are you doing today to celebrate Donald Trump's inauguration /r9k/?
Pic unrelated
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>>34284842
I think we should have a /r9k/ viewing party honestly.
https://youtu.be/zxXfHxceMg4
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I'm going to my nearest military recruiter so I can serve under the god emperor. Kek vult!
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>>34284842
I'm going to drown in normie tears kek!
Also stop posting cartoons you fucking pedophile
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Ass jewellry is being heralded as the leading female fashion trend of 2017.
Young women are seeing past the sexual stigma buttplugs have had in the past and are instead wearing them for decorative reasons.
What do you think about this /r9k/?
Would you let your daughter wear a plug in public?
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>tfw no bf to make me wear a buttplug all day, vibrating if he's feeling cruel
>tfw no bf to pierce my pussy for
>tfw no bf
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no it isn't
nobody wears buttplugs for "decorative reasons" they're fucking buttplugs
this is strange bait to get people to talk about buttplugs for some reason
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>>34284809
you've probably never spoken to a woman it's pretty common now.
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>be NEET and basically a Hikki since 15
>been NEET for 7 years now
>been locked up in psych ward, violent section
>been diagnosed with schizo affective disorder depressive type
>be fed up with doing, having nothing and going nowhere in life
>should get disability bux in May
>not enough to rent my own place anyway
>see no way out but to get a motherfucking job
>really, really want to change, get a job and start living life after all these years
>scared to death of being around people, of authority above me and of having to commit to schedule
>ask my psychiatrist what do
>she says keep eating anti psychotics and anti depressants
>tell her they do FUCK all, quit them month ago an
>"YOU FEEL MUCH WORSE RIGHT?"
>no actually, feel much better, i dont wanna take them anymore
>"But they are helping you"
>I dont think i even have depression
>"Well they help by keeping the chemical balance in line"
>Tell her i wont take them anymore (they kill libido and dick)
>Ask her what do to get over the fear and get a job
>She prescribes me different pills, says they are GREAT for self esteem
>Says it will take about tree fiddy weeks to "get the chemical balance in line"
>Ok
>Dont even pick the pills up from pharmacy
>Realize that no matter what your mental illness is you have to SOMEHOW conquer/get over it by yourself
>Nobody and no pills will magically help you
>Tfw am at the edge and need a little push to start functioning like adult
>Dont know how to push myself and just go for it
Fuck these feels man
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>>34284759
>implying nobody here was in my situation and managed to turn it around
Share your fucking story faggots
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Also schizoaffective and meds has helped me tremendously, but yes, it takes a lot of effort on your part to get better. Meds alone won't help.
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>>34285201
Well do you have a job now, or what do you do, how do you live?