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WHY IS THIS NOT A THING 2017-08-12 02:42:35 Post No.39012424
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girls with abs are so hot why is this not a trend it makes my dick hurt from how hard im getting
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because women are fat and lazy so they go for the "thicc"
then beta males bow to the pussy and praise them for being fat and lazy
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I think I'm going to throw up
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>>39012424
Because most men want some faggy, submissive gf because they are low test
The amount of women who think ANY form of weight lifting will make them jacked, yet fail to realize dudes have to work REALLY hard and eat a shit ton of protein to get any sort of GAINZ.....is ridicuclous
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God I wish I could blow a thick load in a girl's mouth. I bet it's an unparalleled feel.
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>>39012381
Honestly, not many girls offer to let you cum in their mouth, the only girls that have offered have been either german or french canadian.
But honestly, the feeling of saying "im about to cum" and her not taking you out of her mouth and going deeper.........
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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i'm so fucking lonely
this irogneinali
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>>39012406
I've never been with a girl who didn't swallow my cum, at least from what I saw. Maybe they spat it out when I wasn't looking or something, but I doubt it.
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Following Xi's order edition
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Here's a unique feel for 3:39am
The coconutisation of black women is very troubling. As someone with jungle fever the ghettoish personality is what attracts me most to them. But nowadays more and more black women are becoming coconuts, and you may as well be with a white woman at that point
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>Stacy I talk to and been with on and off for years quit her job and got a new one a few months ago
>she finds out today the store she moved to is closing down and she's being made redundant
bloody hell lads, not sure if I should laugh or feel sad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
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Bering a cuckold as a coping mechanism
Anyone else on /r9k/ thought of being a cuckold as a coping mechanism? Even if you got a girlfriend, she probably would cheat on you (especially true if you have a small penis). Being a cuckold at least requires you to give her permission to sleep with other man as opposed to cheating.
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>>39012138
Screw being a cuckold and make her into this. Samurai4lyfe
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>>39012138
>Anyone else on /r9k/ thought of being a cuckold as a coping mechanism
I have. I've realized it's the only way I'll get a relationship at all which is better than nothing.
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Yeah buddy, not all of us are losers
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>soda is bad for you
>diet soda is also bad for you
>coffee is bad for you
>if you order just water waitresses will hate you for being frugal and spit in your drink
What the fuck are you supposed to order to drink at restaurants?
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>>39011977
I usually get iced tea, my negroid friend.
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Nobody says coffee is bad for you.
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>>39011997
but that does not change the fact that it is bad for you
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After a year of neeting it up, I had my first day of university today, I don't know how the fuck I'm going to make it out of this shit being a robot.
Everyone there is a hot stacy or a hot chad, I don't fucking belong, at least high school had weirdos like me.
Any tips?
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community college?
nice trips
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this thread would be fill with normalfags 1 hour from now.
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>>39011777
I don't have any tips since my situation hasn't improved at all yet.
I guess just don't procrastinate if possible.
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I'm going to dump some funny/cringy images of the Laker Girls' fan visit. I'm sure you'll relate to many of these fine fellows.
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Does anybody else spend most of their free time listening to music and daydreaming about the life they wish they had?
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>>39011724
Yes, and that seems to be what most other robots do as well.
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>>39011724
Basically yeah
I want to to produce music videos for a living. I fantasize about a badass house up the hollywood hills chilling with musicians where we dick around and develop the concepts.
Maybe that's just the delusions of grandeur talking though.
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>>39011779
I know that feel. I also daydream about producing beats or being a rapper, but I don't feel like I've got the musical gift.
>tfw I will never be Cole Bennett
>tfw I will never be a prolific feature artist like T-Pain or Yachty who does work with everyone from Kendrick to Ecco2k
>tfw I daydream about inserting myself into some god-tier 7-minute song with Travis Scott, Denzel Curry, Kendrick, A$AP Rocky, PnB Rock, and other rappers I like
Why do people worship Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold but totally forget about this guy
>singlehandedly racked up more than twice as many kill as both of them
>armed with nothing but two pistols.
>one of which was a fucking Walther .22 (which is notorious for jamming)
>Capped a literal oven dodger on Holocaust memorial day
>was a great praywright
>had an actual sense of humor and a decent taste in music
>aesthetic was pure substance over style, minimalist, but striking, and effective. He took his influence from Delta Force Operators, not cartoons and faggy album covers.
>had a badass song written about him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeF1t07s-GA
>Is still to this day the only person to successfurry dual wield.
I mean I'm not trying to be one of those people who looks up to spree killers or whatever, but if you are going to worship one, why not pick the story of a young, humble and feeble immigrant who proved to the world that he too could be an honorary American.
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this is /ourguy/. say something nice about him(her)
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>>39011728
where did he shoot to kill himself?
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Marc Lepine is officially /ourguy/
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You were born on this planet, an innocent child. You went through the initial phases of your life with a smile on your face. You grew up, and that smile was slowly stolen from you. Your life continues on this trend. You grow old, living a similar life to the one you're living now. Then, you die.
When you die, you wake up in an empty room. There are two buttons on a table, both explicitly labeled. One will destroy the Earth, one will allow it to continue being, as is. You must press one, but which do you choose?
This may be a test, but you're unaware of anything other than the decision presented before you. Assume there are no consequences for your decision. What do you do?
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Why would you assume there are no consequences for your decision when the decision involves destroying the entirety of human existence? Doing it would fuck someone up if they had even a shred of empathy.
Would you simply not have emotions? Do I turn into a robot when this decision is shown to me? The afterlife one will be subjected to could heavily alter one's choice.
Autistic questions aside, I'd let it live.
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red button
no one should have to be born. i dobt have it bad but the thought of dying in a hospital sucks so does having to suck corporate cock for a paycheck and then you die from something miserable
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>>39011622
>no consequences for your decision
For you, at least. Everyone else just dies, as if dying is such a big deal.
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finally got a gf and she got hit by a bus, why does god hate me
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Because of that thing you did
You know what I'm talking about
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At least she still has a body.
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I'm pretty sure she jumped in front of that bus
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>constantly shit posting
>thrives on male misery
>strives to make the worst hate and bait threads to spread misery
>feed off the pain
>when they get btfo they just make ""Fembot"" threads to get hated on, or self-hating threads for the same purpose
>a male robot says something mean to them
>use that as fuel to keep hate posting
>they don't know how to be anything else
>they can't be happy because they're always on hate mode, either for others or themselves, but mostly for others
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fembot here. please give me attention
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also fembot here. i just want attention too.
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We're still not as bad as trap/faggot/BLACKED shills. STFU
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> "better have something than nothing at all anon"
how can anyone settle for pic related?
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>there exists cucks on this board that would literally date a girl that had another man's cum on her face
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>"anon come give me a kiss"
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She has puffy nipples.
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>rejected by everyone
>still feel the need to interact with them and be accepted
explain yourselves
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>>39011262
>explain yourselves
Explain yourself
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can't help it, just the way the brain works. if I could just force myself to stop wanting human interaction, well, I'd probably be a lot happier.
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>>39011296
unlike r9k i don't chase after something i'll never attain
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/friday night drinking/ 2017-08-12 01:28:14 Post No.39011232
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Drinking thread y'all
ITT:
>Drunk ramblings
>Discuss your favorite things to do while drinking alone
>Alcohol general
Other drugs welcome
Got me six of these bad bois in the fridge right now, starting on the first
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Nice taste OP! Got me some Imperial IPA and gonna smoke right after.
Tonight is gonna be hella comfy.
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>>39011348
tobacco or the devils lettuce?
either way sounds like a good time
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>>39011348
Speak of the devil, I'm drinking this motherfucker and I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me sloppy before the end of the night.