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Has anyone taken acid and had certain side effects that remained afterwards?
I took 400ug and smoked a few bowls
Since then ive beem hearing shit like people whispering my name next to my ear
Before i fall asleeo it gets more worse because that simple words turn into the voices talking amongst themselves having conversations
Thoughts??
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100% not trying to shitpost or be an arsehole but using acid can trigger latent schizo shit and other mental illnesses that were lurking under the surface.
Family history of schizo disorders maybe?
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Was this your first time taking LSD? Because I'm almost positive it's triggered a psychotic condition in you.
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>>35826700
nice photo op, but also RIP. I'm sorry brother, you're going to want to seek out a psychiatrist probably. How long has this been going on for?
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what was your biggest fapping spree?
i literally fapped 4 times in a row to traps since i was so fuckin horny, after the 3rd time almost nothing came out and my biceps hurt
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>>35826661
3 times, during the hurricane back in 2012 (2013? idk). not a great time.
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Without cleaning up 5. In a day 12.
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I've never jerked off more than once consecutively. I think my most in a day was like 7 times when I was like 15 or some shit. I still jerk off like 3 times a day to this day.
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so would you say this is place factually contains some of the most depressed people in the world?
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no
for a brief period, perhaps
but not anymore
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no
>claims he is a robot
>talks to other people online
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>>35826622
>tfw try to creepshot but flash goes off
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>Be NEET
>Parents are wagecucks, tell them how pathetic they are at dinner every night
>One day wake up, 7:30pm
>Nobody woke me up for dinner at 7:00
>Run down the steps, screeching at my parents for trying to let me starve
>No answer
>Hmmm
>Go into parents room
>See them both dead, holding hands, a gun in each of their off hands and a bullet wound through both of their heads
>Note between them
>"Dear anon, we are sorry, but we cannot stand this type of existence anymore. We both love you very much, but our lives simply aren't worth living if they're going to be like this. We left you chicken tenders and bagel bites in the freezer, and instructions on how to reheat them. We're so sorry honey bunches. Please, please forgive us, and be okay. Love, mom and pop."
>mfw my parents became an hero because they couldn't stand being wagecuck's anymore
>Start to panic, know that Jewman will make me leave the house if they find out my parents are dead
>Hide their bodies under the mattress, eat the tendies that they left me (ignore shitty bagel bites)
>they left me enough power and internet to last a while, play Smite & Runescape for a few weeks
>Eventually run out of tendies
>Go to the bites
>Almost out of those when I hear a knock at the door
>It's Mr. Shekelsteens wagecuck HR Person
>Parents are both high up in their company, when they wouldn't answer their phone for such a long time, Mr. Shekelsteen sent this asshole to check on them
>Tell him they went on vacation to Wagekektopia
>He doesn't believe me, starts to get panicked because he smells "carrion"
>Runs up to my parents bed and finds them
>I get charged for murder even though I didn't do it
>Court case lasts 17 months, spend most of my time in lock up because I can't afford bail, not after they stopped giving me my NEETbux
>I am found not guilty, but they also find that I am "Mentally unfit"
>They give me triple the NEETbux parents used to give me
>mfw I keep their house and eat tendies like a king the rest of my life
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>>35826619
>triple the NEETbux parents used to give me
...how much is that, exactly?
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You are truly a legend.
Those fucking wagecucks should've left you life insurance money, those greedy bastards
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>>35826843
>life insurance
Eh, probably didn't cover suicide.
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>tfw no qt Russian gf that has trouble speaking English
Where do you find Russian gfs
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Russia, I imagine?
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>>35826599
Maybe in russia?
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>>35826599
Probably in Russia
Also Ukraine, syria
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how do i be a cute, quirky girl that men like you want?
or is it something other girls are just born with?
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>>35826568
be 7/10 or above. i literally could not give a shit about personality unless it's some kind of mental disorder
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>>35826568
>>35826579
What this dude said.
Post pics :^)
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>>35826568
Will you be my 4chan digital gf OP? ILL SCHOOL U IN THE ART OF QUIRKY
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Does losing your virginity to a corpse make you a normie?
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Anon, are you trying to tell us something?
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>>35826562
We originally need the greentext.
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i hope for your sake this is a fiction, OP
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Prep with sissy clothes, anal toy, lube, porn and towel to have some me time. Cum pretty hard. Feel dirty, smell like shit, sticky cum on legs and belly, phone with porn got lube all over. Why cant I just jack off, wipe and get over it!
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Because the first version is way better and you know it slut
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>>35826550
It's better and worse at the same time
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Man I love redrop so fucking much
Anonymous
"If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, 2017-03-27 07:51:19 Post No.35826513
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"If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother,
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wife and children, brothers and sisters--yes, even their own life--such a person cannot be my disciple."
Holy shit. Was Jesus /oneofus/?
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>lived with his mom till he was 30
>permavirgin so grew wizarding powers
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>>35826839
>born from virginity
*takes off monocle*
By Jove, he is the ultimate Robot
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The point is that passage isn't that you should literally hate your family, it's that your life will be messed up unless God is more important to you than literally anything else.
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>Anon, you can either have tendies or mommy's fat pussy but not both
What's your choice?
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>>35826471
That fat pussy tbqh
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>>35826471
>this girl is supposed to be a mother to a NEET in his 20s
Wouldn't even be realistic if we were role playing as a 10 year old she could be 18
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>>35826471
If you wouldn't take the tendies you need to leave this board
my fucking roommate finally went to fucking bed
what do i masturbate to? i wanna blow a massive fucking load
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>>35826453
>not fapping while you're roommate is up but silently
step up senpai
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>having roommates as an adult
americans are weird
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>>35826472
That's a little gay my man
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>anon, you said you were how taII?
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F-five ten...
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>Mfw Gelflings are real
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>>35826391
That's pretty alright
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>Wanting a virgin gf at uni is "high standards"
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>>35826377
I feel you bro.
>Tfw no devoted GF who values herself and me
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>>35826423
>"values herself"
>dates a robot
oh you guys....
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>>35826449
Chad doesn't love her and he won't respect her.
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hey fags, your anime girls will never be real
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>>35826343
I dont get into the waifu stuff myself but I would say you need to rethink that.
in the afterlife they can and who knows with the way physics and stuff have shown some serious string theory type of shit could happen.
stop being so closed minded friend
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And because they're not real they will never hurt me, reject me and they'll stay perfect forever.
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fucking weeb fags kys
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You know remember that this was a thing. 2017-03-27 07:39:11 Post No.35826312
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You know remember that this was a thing.
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SOME
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>>35826312
fillerfiller
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>>35826312
BODY
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>>35826312
ONCE
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