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>>37226173
Forgot the link: https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/The-Return-of-the-Well-Cultured-Anonymous

by well-cultured, you probably mean some ugly obese beta lanket rotting white male who watched anime once and thinks he is welcome in japan

he also drinks green tea once and thinks he's confucius

no, you and none of your peers are cultured in any way.

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>>37226196
>Being this much of a newfag
Really nigger?

Neets are all brainlets though.

I dont, i feel like ive become fuckin retarded over the years

>>37226060
Not if you practice your mathematics.

Origanal buomp

>how do we fix this

literally nothing short of culling

>>37225776
cal-arts are a jewish invention

>>37225504
Wait what's the sentence supposed to be? "Hapa guys can't alpha" are you fucking retarded?

he's the ugliest fucking hapa i've ever seen in my life holy jesus lolololololol

>>37225560
*can't be alpha

>>37225465
Depends, have you fucked her or not?

If you have, just get good.

If you haven't then it means that she has had bad sexual experiences in the past, try to dig deeper to find out why she hates sex. If she doesn't like it because she was abused or something, then it means you need to gain her trust. If its because she just hasn't had good sex, you need to convince her that you're good at fucking.

>>37225465
>she hates sex.

LMAO she just hates you

>>37225465
She hates sex with you, but not with Chad.

>>37225421
>death by dehydration
>painless

???

>>37225421
>painless
Sure if you want to feel your organs shutting down and your body slowly drying up, fucking idiot.

Unless it's medically assisted you're probably going to fuck it up. You'll start hallucinating very bad very quickly, and your survival instincts will kick in and make you freak out. Shooting and jumping are the only completely painless methods, freezing and drowning are relatively painless as well.

primary school I geuss

>>37225370
I wasn't born yet
That was a joke please don't ban me

I remember being scared shitless of Y2K.

Self bumperino

Orignello

>>37225193
this has to be the most generalistic "I am socially awkward" post I have ever seen. None of these are 'autistic' you absolute 18 year old without a single problem in his life.

>b-but muh autism I don't know what do with my h-hands!!!

stop, you are a retard. Half of these are self-imposed. You can easily just learn to stop doing these things if you actually took the time to change them.

don't post ever again, you stealth reddit 18 year old "haha I'm so anti social and awkward" normie filth.

>>37226474
Thanks, y-you too

Orgnl

lame maybe you need to graduate to something heavier

>>37225234
>oxycodone is all I have at the moment. Recomendations?

>>37225250
go buy a bag of heroin and inject it into your dick vein

>>37225102
>wanna relax for a bit, clear my mind
>end up dissociating reality and thinking I'm doing things that I'm not actually doing like riding my bike and the getting hit by a bus or picking flowers that turn out to be little people who I've accidentally gravely injured
>have to actively remember how ridiculous these involuntary situations are to "come back" and remember that it's not actually happening
There is no peace or silence for me

>>37225206
dissociating from
and then getting hit by a bus
u kno what I mean sempai
I want to reboot my brain

>>37225102
I got put in a psyche ward for 10 days I had a psuchotic episode first time ever at 19 walking to work I dont remember doing it but was tolled I pulled my pants off at a bilusy intersection and began shaking my penis at cars screaming, I was lucky I didnt get charged I'm on meds now

Unfortunately no, they still exist just lesser numbers now. Also most "emos" now just express their "depression" through post-ironic memes.
So, they're kinda still around.

>>37225075
No. My friend's hot sister wants/ed to hook me up with her emo friend.

im still alive unfortunately

>>37224860
the camera dude is fucking based

>>37224860
tall guy felt sorry for the manlet, that's why he didn't fuck his shit up

Most successful MMA fighters are in the 5'5 to 5'10 range because its really fucking easy to topple over lanklets.

Is this about feminism or what?

Yoir post is so long i refuse to read it.

>fucking mumbling "um excuse me" at attendees of the function you've been hired to serve at in the fucking middle of a toast
Paula, you fucking bitch, they're trying to listen.

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>>37224621
I like to imagine that whenever one of these terror events hits something with lots of Stacies in it like that concert, Elliot had some sort of little part in letting it happen from up in heaven.

>ironic
Don't use words you don't understand, anon, it makes you look dumb.

>>37224621
no, what's ironic is that this board idolizes Elliot Rodger when he'd hate most of the anons here for the same reasons he hated and killed his roommates

What's stopping you from cutting your own hair?

Invest in a hair clipper set and you'll save yourself from awkward interactions with the hair cutting roasties for life. As well as save money!

>>37224601
So take yourself out of it.

>>37224656
Not skilled enough