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>fapped
>felt good

>>39396625
>that time I came in a girl's mouth while I had my nose pressed right up against her asshole in the 69 position, sniffing her sweet musk
Best orgasm of my life, tbqh

>>39396625
are girl clothes more comfy?

>>39396540
Thankfully I don't know this feel. My little brother is a chad but we get along pretty well, and I would be pretty devastated if he turned out like me. I'm surprisedtgat he didn't honestly, I caused alot of problems in our family when he was still a little guy. I'm trying to make up for it now in the small ways that I can by spending time with him when he wants me to, but most of the time I just stay out if his way. He has his own life to lead and I have already fucked it up enough.

My little brother is infinitely more successful than me but has depression.
I don't know what else he has but he saw what I went through and tried to climb out of it. Here I am still wallowing in my sorrow though.
Oh well, I really do want the best for him, he deserves it more than he could ever know.

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>tfw younger brother always had a great sense of humor, many friends and treated much better by our parents
>has a gf very close to my ideal
>no obvious mental problems
>successful in college, already has a job lined up in another country
He at least is willing to listen to me talk about shit occasionally but damn does it feel like my life was just a test run for his.

>>39396538
How come that's not true?

Out of the irl gay people I know 4/6 of them are black.

>>39396538
Why is it black on black porn is such a massive turn off to me?

I don't think I'm racist because I'm half black myself, and I think black/white/asian/latina is just fine, but seeing black on black porn, whether it's gay/straight/tranny stuff just puts me off.

>I have no self control or mental fortitude
>not my fault lol

>>39396594
No, everything is my fault. I'm terrible. Please stab me in the head, that's far more helpful than telling me the obvious (that I am shit).

>>39396492
>it`s another "Lol I don`t care, I feel great pushing the limits of my sanity and going full Patrick Bateman on coke and doing awesome shit like writing diary or watching anime which is pretty lame actually but feels fucking awesome anyway because my mind makes it so" episode
Fuck my life, seriously.

>>39396443
funny that gang members do the same thing. wanna know the connections between street gangs and frats? freemasonry

>>39396443
All members of fraternities should be locked up and put down by the government. Fucking degenerates.

To understand hazing you need to try and capture the minset of the people who go through it. People in frats and societies need to conform to be satisfied. They need to fit in and feel like part of an exclusive group. To them the suffering is worth it because just being a normal person and making friends the normal way is more suffering than the hazing is. On the whole "we became closer because of it" note imagine going through hard times with people. Having friends to lean on and face challenges with together. That would obviously make you closer.

>>39396366
Hello Richard

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>>39396408
Matthew, my dude. But give me Richards contact info, so I can see what another me would do.

I like how you wrote an inaccurate time and added "on the dot"

well we can all have ice cream, we can't all date taylor swift...

>>39396354
Normies don't care that deeply about their lives and loves. They're leafs in the wind

There are plenty of normie girls who are as attractive as that memewoman

>>39396273

Uh, just walk into Oakland girl

>>39396273
>What should I do?
give yourself the old shotgun mouthwash

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Oh yes, black men love them it's a genetic victory for them, but don't forget you will be devalued forever and your offspring will not be there to take care of you on your old day.

>>39396224
When was the last time you spoke?

Are you that older stoner female I used to have AIM conversations with or is there more than one mute still alive

What in life made you choose to go voluntarily mute? Has there been difficulty trying to go about your daily life while being mute?

underage banned

sorry lad, just gotta wait a few years

Is it just me or are todays' underages much bigger attention whores than past underages? I see about 2 "hey I'm 14 here's my completely fucking pointless story with a bunch of filename memes" threads a day

>posting pepe outside of 4chan
that's underage b& if I've ever seen it

>>39395993
bump, world is a fuck

be agnostic, do good things.

>>39395993
Is there anything that's completely within one person's influence?

I'm bumping this as it has more meaning than the 20th fembot thread today.

>>39395980
Okay. So? Knowing it's not my fault doesn't make it any less scary to go outside.

>>39395980
How do I fix it op? I hate dealing with other people at uni 90% of the time cause theyre all faggots

Cut the shiposting and post more of this hottie.

How is in that any way "black"?
Wypipo are trying too hard to call us faggots.

>>39396120
Nah that person is white and I know white people are bigger faggots because I'm a bottom myself.

>>39395846
they aren't the most articulate, but it seems like their heart is in the right place

>>39395846
I need some context but ask them why they care

>you have the same worth as a house cat
>they only want you around for their own selfish reasons, because they would feel bad, instead of any caring for your well being
Kys my dude

My jokes rarely been funny, lately i made some good jokes, people laughed. My mother's and brother's jokes are always bad, i feel huge pity for them because of that. I cry the tears of joy when they do something witty.

>>39395831
people have to want to laugh. if they make it a point to be against you theres no chance.

>>39395831
I'm a funny guy and I can tell you.

>What makes people funny?

Observations, exaggerations, sarcasm, evoking images in people's minds, and imitations.

> How are some people so witty?

It's a defense mechanism or something that they adopted early on as a way to make friends.

>I'm so boring. Can you learn to be funny by listening to lots of stand up comedians?

You can definitely learn what is humor and how it works as well as how people approach it differently (and how many more people always do the same thing), but you have to come up with your own style unless you want to forever be recycling other people's jokes.


There's also a difference between stand-up comedy and just being a funny guy. There are loads of people who are great comedians that are painfully serious in everyday life, and likewise loads of funny guys who bomb on stage.